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AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Platystemon posted:

It’s easy to lose track of small things.

:sad:

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan/status/1032670436016844800

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




I've lived here all my life, and it still throws me when I see it referred to this way in headlines.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Florida Judge is just a super powered Florida Man or Florida Woman.

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


Man who sent prostitutes to strip on neighbor's porch sentenced for child porn

Also, to balance the soul crushing factor of that Europol photo identification page, there's a thread on the Web Sleuths forums dedicated to it, and there are a few people who manage to find things almost as fast as they're posted. One person seems ridiculously talented at it and, for the hotel spa pictures, identified the exact motel room where the pictures were taken.

Screaming Idiot posted:

this post, sounds like christopher? walken.

Knormal posted:

Boy, paralysed, after tumor, fights back, to gain a black belt.
And this one sounds like William Shatner.

The MSJ posted:

Anish Kapoor is at it again: Man hospitalised after falling in Anish Kapoor installation

This is indeed a real hole, not something he painted onto the floor.

God, I loving hate Anish Kapoor.
Someday soon, connected sex toys will start participating in a massive Denial of Service attack, and I refuse to have news of this delivered to me by anyone but Wolf Blitzer.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


What a bunch of dicks.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

This looks like Chumlee, or who Chumlee would be if he hadn't latched on to the Harrisons.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Freud was pretty much right

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012


The Undertaker has let himself go since losing to Roman Reigns, huh.

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

Never before had I ever imagined what a penis thief would look like, but I don't think this would have been far off, had I been forced to guess.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
https://twitter.com/NYDailyNews/status/1032806430921961472

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
Trump: BUILD THE WALL!

2 years later...

Cops discover drug tunnel from Mexico to abandoned Arizona KFC

Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006
Pull over, sir. It's the fun police.
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/bloomington-police-discover-over-200-penises/

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

I think it’s been well established that anything say nothing posts is fake or doctored images he gets from reddit

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

AlbieQuirky posted:

Florida Judge is just a super powered Florida Man or Florida Woman.

Literally elected by Florida people

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan/status/1033016519314141184

Farmdizzle
May 26, 2009

Hagel satan
Grimey Drawer
.

Farmdizzle has a new favorite as of 01:01 on Aug 25, 2018

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Aesop Poprock posted:

I think it’s been well established that anything say nothing posts is fake or doctored images he gets from reddit

How dare you accuse me of using reddit!

Fake content...

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Man rushed to hospital after stuffing 15 hard-boiled eggs up his bottom while high on drugs

Paul Newman is spinning in his grave.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Nobody can stuff 50 eggs!

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

It was GHB, if you didn't feel like clicking through. Yes, the date rape drug.

So I mean maybe he won't remember stuffing eggs up his rear end.

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.
Poo Hand Luke.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Say Nothing posted:

How dare you accuse me of using reddit!

To be fair you’re so even mannered it makes me mad at myself for being mad at you to the point where it is just confusing. You do your thing bud

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Stool hand

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

i think we should rename deviled eggs because in the universe i know the devil would make you put so many eggs up your rear end in a top hat you had to go to the hospital, not dress them up nicely for little brunchy snacktimes

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Former DILF posted:

i think we should rename deviled eggs because in the universe i know the devil would make you put so many eggs up your rear end in a top hat you had to go to the hospital, not dress them up nicely for little brunchy snacktimes

The Devil just has really bad publicity.

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle
Convincing the world he didn't exist was really the only PR move left available

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Ichabod Sexbeast posted:

Convincing the world he didn't exist was really the only PR move left available

From Method Acting to Method Living: The Kevin Spacey Story

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.

drat.

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Check out my 'Vette, bro


Deviled eggs are Satan's spawn

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Goober Peas posted:

Deviled eggs are Satan's spawn

Welp, hail Satan I guess

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Goober Peas posted:

Deviled eggs are Satan's spawn

I will happily devour his children so as to protect the world from his cursed lineage. I shall eat the antichrist at my next picnic.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Scathach posted:

Welp, hail Satan I guess
You guess?

Sometimes I question your commitment to Sparkle Damnation.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
https://twitter.com/beschizza/status/1033519881268940806?s=21

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


:magical:

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Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Milo and POTUS posted:

From Method Acting to Method Living: The Kevin Spacey Story

Beautiful.

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