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https://twitter.com/rasslinratings/status/1033832771289063426
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# ? Aug 26, 2018 23:27 |
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 01:41 |
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You could just post the replies to Dave's tweets and nothing else for this thread.
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# ? Aug 27, 2018 11:05 |
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It's amazing how he attracts the worst takes on a consistent basis
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# ? Aug 27, 2018 11:07 |
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Smoking Crow posted:It's amazing how he attracts the worst takes on a consistent basis wrestling fans have lovely opinions?
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# ? Aug 27, 2018 13:09 |
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It's almost like Dave was trying to offer a broad variety of styles. (Plus, does anyone really think Dave's a DDT guy? He's not Cornette, but he absolutely does not rate comedy as highly as serious wrestling)
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# ? Aug 27, 2018 13:15 |
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That guy suggesting that Progress or Gabe's array of promotions are better than CMLL is offensive.
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# ? Aug 27, 2018 13:35 |
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GEORGE W BUSHI posted:That guy suggesting that Progress or Gabe's array of promotions are better than CMLL is offensive. Plus Dave already included NXT in the list!
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# ? Aug 27, 2018 13:40 |
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Prepare for a lot of about how Kairi is bad apparently. Courtesy of Lords of Pain.quote:Congratulations Kairi Sane, on becoming the NXT Women’s Champion! tl;dr: Guy is REALLY mad that Kairi won the title, despite claiming otherwise. Bitches about how she's inexperienced or whatever, unlike Shayna who deserves the title more, because it should be put on your greenest talents. Kairi needs to become an edgy pirate as well, because that's the only way she'll find success apparently.
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# ? Aug 27, 2018 16:15 |
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that is an impressively huge wall of whining, holy hell
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# ? Aug 27, 2018 16:35 |
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I hope someone pointed out former pirate gimmicks Jean Pierre Lafitte and Paul Burchill and how they failed
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# ? Aug 27, 2018 16:37 |
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He has the vague embers of a point in that Balor should probably switch up his ringwork more than "does the slingblade a little faster than normal" when he's doing the Demon. Bizarrely though, I think Kairi has a real shot on the main roster for exactly the reasons he says she doesn't. She's playing the EXACT type of pirate that Vince understands. Basically, she's doing the gimmick he wanted Paul Burchall to do years ago. Otherwise, though, it's edgelord bullshit (which, duh, it's from LoP) that is too 'cool' to actually like an unabashed babyface, even when portrayed as a smart one who will push back when the heel rubs her the wrong way. The kind of dork who probably thinks hating on John Cena is still cool, and would be joining in the crowd bitching about Tanahashi winning the G1 if he'd heard of him.
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# ? Aug 27, 2018 16:37 |
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she literally transforms into a loving anchor when does an elbow drop, what more do you want? bowed legs from scurvy? And WWE already tried Jack Sparrow and it was terrible.
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# ? Aug 27, 2018 16:37 |
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DarkstarIV posted:Prepare for a lot of about how Kairi is bad apparently. Courtesy of Lords of Pain. ...She just likes yachts
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# ? Aug 27, 2018 16:42 |
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Rarity posted:...She just likes yachts She likes yachts, dogs, and apparently moonlighting as a referee.
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# ? Aug 27, 2018 16:44 |
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That's a lot of words to say "I don't care about workrate and don't like white meat babyfaces".
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# ? Aug 27, 2018 19:29 |
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Gumball Gumption posted:That's a lot of words to say "I don't care about workrate and don't like white meat babyfaces". But he also bitches about Nakamura's character work, so... like.... I think maybe Vince Russo wrote it?
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# ? Aug 27, 2018 19:34 |
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coconono posted:she literally transforms into a loving anchor when does an elbow drop, what more do you want? bowed legs from scurvy? Tbf didn’t Burchil play more of a 40s style swashbuckler because Vince had no idea who Jack Sparrow was and didn’t get the gimmick?
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# ? Aug 27, 2018 21:33 |
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Good week for bad lucha takes https://twitter.com/Maffewgregg/status/1034103885810552832?s=19
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# ? Aug 27, 2018 21:39 |
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Aesop Poprock posted:Tbf didn’t Burchil play more of a 40s style swashbuckler because Vince had no idea who Jack Sparrow was and didn’t get the gimmick? That's always the rumour but apparently that's bollocks and Vince is actually still an avid fan of the cinema. Personally I don't know if I believe that because Vince is a workaholic and I don't know when he would get time to watch films and also he apparently had no idea that the Razor Ramon character was a Tony Montana rip off. I think it changes depending on who you ask and when you ask.
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# ? Aug 27, 2018 22:26 |
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Smoking Crow posted:Good week for bad lucha takes dont see the bad take
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# ? Aug 27, 2018 23:53 |
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https://twitter.com/ATVS_JakeNazar/status/1034278267203858432?s=19
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# ? Aug 28, 2018 12:55 |
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# ? Aug 28, 2018 13:11 |
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Seems like more of a crazy persons suicide threat than an opinion to me. Wasn’t he just on a few podcasts recently?
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# ? Aug 28, 2018 13:15 |
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well did he fuckin do it or not?
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# ? Aug 28, 2018 18:18 |
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coconono posted:well did he fuckin do it or not? Hahaha, worrying his friends, family and law enforcement was nothing but a big joke. Isn't that hilarious?
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# ? Aug 29, 2018 02:27 |
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Writer Cath posted:Hahaha, worrying his friends, family and law enforcement was nothing but a big joke. Isn't that hilarious? My point exactly. What the gently caress.
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# ? Aug 29, 2018 02:46 |
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WWE's only having a PPV in Canada because of Impact: https://twitter.com/markjayalford/status/1034813511938056192
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# ? Aug 30, 2018 00:24 |
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https://twitter.com/ryandroyd/status/1035670442411839488?s=21
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# ? Sep 1, 2018 12:49 |
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Just came here to post this.
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# ? Sep 1, 2018 15:42 |
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holy poo poo what was the spot?
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# ? Sep 1, 2018 18:19 |
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DJExile posted:holy poo poo Basically think of how kids use their hands to pretend they have a gun, then add a 3 way gun standoff from every dumb action movie
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# ? Sep 1, 2018 18:21 |
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El Gallinero Gros posted:Basically think of how kids use their hands to pretend they have a gun, then add a 3 way gun standoff from every dumb action movie lol that sounds awesome
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# ? Sep 1, 2018 18:27 |
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I wonder what ol' Corny said about it. https://twitter.com/thedanbarry/status/1035877928628891648 edit: oh, I found it. I guess. https://twitter.com/danmoxon/status/1035511612059381761 also https://twitter.com/thedanbarry/status/1035504398313639937 https://twitter.com/thedanbarry/status/1035509250896928768 lol MrBling fucked around with this message at 18:30 on Sep 1, 2018 |
# ? Sep 1, 2018 18:28 |
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Every boring snitch who @s Cornette every time something silly happens in wrestling should be fired into the sun.
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# ? Sep 1, 2018 19:15 |
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At this point I hope if there ever is an All In 2, it will have a special "Give Jim Cornette a heart attack - Battle Royal", featuring spots like Kenny Omega wrestling a 9-year old girl; Joey Ryan doing dick spots; the Bucks doing nonstop superkicks; Dan Barry, Archibald Peck, etc doing finger gun spots; Chuck Taylor; Danshoku Dino and XO Luscius doing their thing; a random jobber in a ninja turtle suit, and a guy in a bad toupet with a ping pong bat getting thrown off a scaffold; and of course New Jack trying to get his money from said guy. Written by Vince Russo
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# ? Sep 1, 2018 20:06 |
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its funny because Cornette yells that these guys are all on outlaw mud shows when he's the one that only gets booked for money mark vanity feds that'll coddle his balls constantly. I think he's confused who is making money wrestling these days.
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# ? Sep 1, 2018 20:09 |
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coconono posted:its funny because Cornette yells that these guys are all on outlaw mud shows when he's the one that only gets booked for money mark vanity feds that'll coddle his balls constantly. No, see, if someone makes money doing a thing he doesn't like, they're making money "playing wrestler" and NOT making money in pro-wrestling, so it doesn't count.
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# ? Sep 1, 2018 20:13 |
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Corny doesn’t like the comedy stuff but him being mad on twitter about it is 100% work
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# ? Sep 1, 2018 20:20 |
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Germansimp posted:At this point I hope if there ever is an All In 2, it will have a special "Give Jim Cornette a heart attack - Battle Royal", featuring spots like Kenny Omega wrestling a 9-year old girl; Joey Ryan doing dick spots; the Bucks doing nonstop superkicks; Dan Barry, Archibald Peck, etc doing finger gun spots; Chuck Taylor; Danshoku Dino and XO Luscius doing their thing; a random jobber in a ninja turtle suit, and a guy in a bad toupet with a ping pong bat getting thrown off a scaffold; and of course New Jack trying to get his money from said guy. Some time ago my friend and I came up with a hypothetical indie show called Kill Jim. It was gonna be a card full of people that Jim Cornette hated. The only thing I can remember from it was that the main event was gonna be Vince Russo, played by Joey Ryan, going over Jim Cornette, played by Chuck Taylor
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# ? Sep 1, 2018 20:38 |
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 01:41 |
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Dangerous Person posted:Some time ago my friend and I came up with a hypothetical indie show called Kill Jim. It was gonna be a card full of people that Jim Cornette hated. The only thing I can remember from it was that the main event was gonna be Vince Russo, played by Joey Ryan, going over Jim Cornette, played by Chuck Taylor Is Greg playing Ed Ferrara in this scenario?
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# ? Sep 1, 2018 21:17 |