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Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> BEWARE, COWARD :ovr:


i hope user fart-powered cars (assuming that's still their username) is ok :(

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infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
lol. a tesla corporate security squad liquidated him the day that poo poo hit twitter

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
musky's marauders put a kilo of semtex up his rear end and leveled the block

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

infernal machines posted:

lol. a tesla corporate security squad liquidated him the day that poo poo hit twitter

it would end up like the time aum shinrikryo cult tried to spray gas on people from a van but hosed up and hotboxed the van with toxic gas instead

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
cool i love happy endings.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

SmokaDustbowl posted:

it would end up like the time aum shinrikryo cult tried to spray gas on people from a van but hosed up and hotboxed the van with toxic gas instead

and the van also accelerates into the back of a parked cop car

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

President Beep posted:

cool i love happy endings.
Is that why you don't charge people for them like everyone else at the massage parlor?

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Peeny Cheez posted:

Is that why you don't charge people for them like everyone else at the massage parlor?

economies of scale, friendo. i make up the difference in volume.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

iospace posted:

Just lol if you don't have a 2020 reg date

ahah I’m surprised you didn’t do that and then get a You cannot log in yet message from the forums and have to ask another star-have to do you a fix :o:

Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.



akadajet posted:

mine sucks because i came up with it when i was 12

:same:

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

yospos paywall

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
my username is not a reference to the children's show my little pony: friendship is magic

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

yes it is

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
trap...sprung???

e: I’m really gun-shy about anything having to do with mlp, because reasons.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


NoneMoreNegative posted:

ahah I’m surprised you didn’t do that and then get a You cannot log in yet message from the forums and have to ask another star-have to do you a fix :o:

I'm honestly surprised too.

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

I wish it wasn't

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

infernal machines posted:

and the van also accelerates into the back of a parked cop car

and proceeds to light on fire

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy

Silver Alicorn posted:

I wish it wasn't

my clash royale clan is named alicorns ftw because it was founded by my coworker's 9 year old girl :3:

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






I regd because of Pppppowerbook and Frankie the strap on dildo iirc.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

i picked this username as a random word that has nothing to do with any of my other presences online or irl

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

meatpotato posted:

i reg'd when i was 14 years old for no particular reason

would have done it earlier but my parents didn't trust the internet with their credit cards for a long time

friends I grew up with had kids older than that when I registered

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

akadajet posted:

i like the computer pun usernames

like tori cmos

but it doesn't guarantee a quality poster

you shut your mouth

pour one out for tori

or as they say, “pittsburgh toilet”

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

infernal machines posted:

musky's marauders put a kilo of semtex up his rear end and leveled the block

i'm going to start calling my balls my "musky marauders"

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

atomicthumbs posted:

i really should've asked first before posting the stuff on twitter, i had no idea it would go viral and i don't want to get anyone in trouble (and someone was already crossposting to reddit). i was a small account, god dammit, this isn't supposed to happen

lmao how can you be that naive

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014


Now I want to get a :yosnice: plate but in amber to own myself greenpos

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

Buttcoin purse posted:

Now I want to get a :yosnice: plate but in amber to own myself greenpos

same, but one of those that changes colour from amber to green depending on angle

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


this is not my original username.

I highly recommend using the paid name change feature to escape free m previous bad decisions.

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

Shifty Pony posted:

I highly recommend using the paid name change feature to escape free m previous bad decisions.

Is this directed at me? Yes, you're right, I already owned myself :v:

Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.



Shifty Pony posted:

this is not my original username.

I highly recommend using the paid name change feature to escape free m previous bad decisions.

but you see there's a certain quality of posting that people have come to associate with my personal brand that's very low and I'd hate to throw that reputation away

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Chris Knight posted:

lmao how can you be that naive

the narc isn't that naive

https://twitter.com/atomicthumbs/status/1032959773333848065

karms
Jan 22, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Yam Slacker
i never registered mine it just appeared one day

also something about finding out about ayb years after it is was a thing here i guess

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

iospace posted:

I'm also the queen of France :sparkles:

hi, grimes!

and misdemeanors

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
also has anyone said boer of directors?

SIGSEGV
Nov 4, 2010



it's a crime that he didn't link goatse

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004


wow.

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


my name got changed to this by fragmaster for posting in a video james mock thread about the weird weapon names in an rpg

i like it though

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Chris Knight posted:

hi, grimes!

and misdemeanors

:golfclap:

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 8 minutes!
apparently in addition to the saudis (who did 9/11), vw was also one of the companies that was interested in funding tesla

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
vw did wwii

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FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


introducing the Tesla Flammenlieferungwagen

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