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The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

winterwerefox posted:

Please tell me there are laws against these sex dolls being made to look like children :dogbutton:

:can:
I don't want to even touch on that subject here

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monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

winterwerefox posted:

Please tell me there are laws against these sex dolls being made to look like children :dogbutton:

What does your heart tell you.

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



I think they're CPR dummies.

Ratzap
Jun 9, 2012

Let no pie go wasted
Soiled Meat

winterwerefox posted:

Please tell me there are laws against these sex dolls being made to look like children :dogbutton:

Actually, in the UK that would be. I think.

I don't really want to search for it but I'm fairly certain the extreme porn law passed in the last decade sometime would have covered it.

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe
Facebook/Wedding drama is pretty AUG.

https://m.imgur.com/a/cJWwuWG

Linked because long train of :yikes:

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Skeleton Ape posted:

I think they're CPR dummies.

They loving better be

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

cash crab posted:

Not to get all serious or anything, but it's becoming a real issue in a lot of places. A year or two before I left Toronto, I started noticing practically every open apartment on Padmapper and things like that were actually AirBnB's masquerading as rental properties, and if you don't already live there and know ways to circumvent this issue it can be impossible to move anywhere at all. A lot of big cities are experiencing a serious housing issue because areas that already have weak housing security are scrambling to rent out AirBnBs instead, so anyone that could have afforded to live there now can't. Again, there are ways to get around it but most of these methods aren't realistic for a lot of people.


The ritual is nearly complete

This is especially bad in resort towns like Canmore that hire a LOT of seasonal service industry workers from out of town. All the cheap rentals have been turned into illegal AirBnBs and workers have been forced to camp or live in cars and vans. When I worked there for an internship I would bus in from Calgary and stay at a hostel because I only needed to be there 1 day a week, but we would often find people camped on the property who didn't realize we were going to be there as early as we were. They intended to be packed up and at their job before we got there.

Now the hostel is gone too, turned into an expensive boutique hotel.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Violet_Sky posted:

Facebook/Wedding drama is pretty AUG.

https://m.imgur.com/a/cJWwuWG

Linked because long train of :yikes:

Merciful holy moley

SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003

*cough*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mmezjp98nJU

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
These people are not very smart are they.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

jobson groeth posted:

These people are not very smart are they.

If the current thread title wasn't so good, I would vote for this

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




Violet_Sky posted:

Facebook/Wedding drama is pretty AUG.

https://m.imgur.com/a/cJWwuWG

Linked because long train of :yikes:

this was fun

good night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY7m4KzYR4Q

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Violet_Sky posted:

Facebook/Wedding drama is pretty AUG.

https://m.imgur.com/a/cJWwuWG

Linked because long train of :yikes:

Dude dodged a huge bullet here.

littlebluellama
Jun 18, 2013

I am kind, brave and deserve love.

doll brothel posted:

“We try to focus on the fact that since we have this service, for men who have these dark, violent fantasies, instead of putting out the urge to act aggressively, they can do something like this which is safe for everyone.”

The dolls last about six months, Lee said, and customers can do whatever they want with them within reason, and nothing disturbing or violent.

Well, which is it? I didn't even find those 2 lines separately in the article, it reads exactly like that. 'we want men with dark violent fantasies to come here and not do anything dark or violent to the dolls.'

??

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Violet_Sky posted:

Facebook/Wedding drama is pretty AUG.

https://m.imgur.com/a/cJWwuWG

Linked because long train of :yikes:

I really wish there wasn’t that chunk towards the end missing

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Internet Wizard posted:

I really wish there wasn’t that chunk towards the end missing

It's just "reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" for a page and a half

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Violet_Sky posted:

Facebook/Wedding drama is pretty AUG.

https://m.imgur.com/a/cJWwuWG

Linked because long train of :yikes:

I read this with my jaw on the floor the whole time. The internet was a gift.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Well, most of these people will be dead soon from opiates soon.

Great Metal Jesus
Jun 11, 2007

Got no use for psychiatry
I can talk to the voices
in my head for free
Mood swings like an axe
Into those around me
My tongue is a double agent

Violet_Sky posted:

Facebook/Wedding drama is pretty AUG.

https://m.imgur.com/a/cJWwuWG

Linked because long train of :yikes:

Welp that was uh that was a thing :stare:

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe


Look at all those genetics.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Violet_Sky posted:

Look at all those genetics.

There's really quite a bit less than there should be.

Robot Cuttlefish
Apr 6, 2016

littlebluellama posted:

Well, which is it? I didn't even find those 2 lines separately in the article, it reads exactly like that. 'we want men with dark violent fantasies to come here and not do anything dark or violent to the dolls.'

??
If your consumer base is would be corpse fuckers you should probably rethink your business model but what do I know

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Violet_Sky posted:



Look at all those genetics.

I just wanna bus a bunch of black people to one of these rallies, set up lawn chairs, and pass out free beer and snacks while we all sit and laugh at the pathetic display. Nothing violet, no thrown objects, not even jeering or insults, just a bunch of people laughing at the ignorant, insecure, impoverished bigots who don't understand that it's not the Scary Black Man keeping them down.

Like a counter-protest, except with a barbecue and a general atmosphere of a picnic with free entertainment.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
And any of the bigots who want to partake would be welcome to do so, but they'd have to sit and eat with us.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


That honestly sounds amazing.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
And Fox News would still have a headline "VIOLENT ANTIFA LEFTISTS STAGE VIOLENT COUNTER-PROTEST AT PEACEFUL RALLY, PATRIOTS MOCKED AND DENIED FOOD, LUCKILY A BRAVE AMERICAN WOMAN CALLED THE POLICE ON THE BARBECUING ANARCHISTS"

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

If the current thread title wasn't so good, I would vote for this

Fits just as well here:

Schadenfreude Thread: These people are not very smart, are they.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

At least three dead, and the black people will be blamed. Non-violent response to these people does nothing.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
I know. :(

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


The Bloop posted:

There's really quite a bit less than there should be.

This made me do a really weird "HEH HEH HEH" laugh out loud.

Screaming Idiot posted:

And Fox News would still have a headline "VIOLENT ANTIFA LEFTISTS STAGE VIOLENT COUNTER-PROTEST AT PEACEFUL RALLY, PATRIOTS MOCKED AND DENIED FOOD, LUCKILY A BRAVE AMERICAN WOMAN CALLED THE POLICE ON THE BARBECUING ANARCHISTS"

Nothing is more AUG than white women who manipulate racial power structures by lashing out at people* and then using any resistance, directed at them or not, as an excuse to invoke their feigned powerlessness.

*: To be clear, I mainly mean black people, but this also applies to immigrants, gay people, the poor, etc.

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

Robot Cuttlefish posted:

If your consumer base is would be corpse fuckers you should probably rethink your business model but what do I know

I'd say that's a pretty untapped, underserved market. There's money to be made there!

Let's have some content!









Leave has a new favorite as of 13:06 on Aug 28, 2018

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen
That last one looks unsanitary

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
STRIPPERS HATE THIS ONE WEIRD TIPPING TRICK!

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Leavemywife posted:

I'd say that's a pretty untapped, underserved market. There's money to be made there!

Let's have some content!




diabetes isn't real

*puts diabetic in screen name*

#diabetic

M_Sinistrari
Sep 5, 2008

Do you like scary movies?



Violet_Sky posted:

Facebook/Wedding drama is pretty AUG.

https://m.imgur.com/a/cJWwuWG

Linked because long train of :yikes:

Weddings really do bring out the crazy. I've already gotten doubletakes over my plans of a Vegas wedding with small dinner for family, then a later reception back in Albuquerque for all our friends who can't commute with no expectation of gifts with catered barbecue and dancing. Apparently I'm weird for wanting something fun instead of some big do.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
I honestly can't believe that one is real.

M_Sinistrari
Sep 5, 2008

Do you like scary movies?



Solice Kirsk posted:

I honestly can't believe that one is real.

With what crazy I've seen with weddings, yes, I can completely believe that one is real.

Mouse Dresser
Sep 4, 2002

This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

M_Sinistrari posted:

Weddings really do bring out the crazy. I've already gotten doubletakes over my plans of a Vegas wedding with small dinner for family, then a later reception back in Albuquerque for all our friends who can't commute with no expectation of gifts with catered barbecue and dancing. Apparently I'm weird for wanting something fun instead of some big do.

My husband and I eloped to New York City and had a small city hall ceremony with an intimate dinner with a few friends. :shrug: Members of his family and mine are still upset we didn't go into debt to buy them booze and dinner.

shelley
Nov 8, 2010

hawowanlawow posted:

diabetes isn't real

*puts diabetic in screen name*

#diabetic

That’s a blog that belongs to a diabetic person, which has embedded the dumb post about how diabetes is a fake idea, in order to make fun of the dumb post :geno:

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gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

Do you know anything about...
witches?



Buglord

there isn't a :stonk: big enough for this

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