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Mouse Dresser posted:My husband and I eloped to New York City and had a small city hall ceremony with an intimate dinner with a few friends. That's my plan in the increasingly slim chance that I ever get married, except the dinner might just be doing shots at a dive bar.
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Members of his family and mine are still upset we didn't go into debt to buy them booze and dinner.
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My fiance and I are doing a small destination thing in Skye, and we both keep getting pressured by our families to invite more people. Like, no, this poo poo is already costing a lot and the fact we're doing it at all instead of eloping is just a courtesy to our immediate families anyway. The problem is all our extended family can all afford to go so they might do it if we let that foot in the door. Weddings are a pain and dammit we're trying to keep it small and simple.
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Aug 28, 2018 15:52
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gey muckle mowser posted:there isn't a I remember when Hoarders was originally airing those episodes and that one really stood out even amongst all the other gross houses. Like, there was another house that had multiple dead desiccated cats buried under newspapers and that seemed like a paradise compared to what this woman was living in. She really should've been institutionalized, the mental illness is obviously preventing her from doing the basic maintenance functions of life.
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Aug 28, 2018 16:15
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shelley posted:That’s a blog that belongs to a diabetic person, which has embedded the dumb post about how diabetes is a fake idea, in order to make fun of the dumb post fuckin new fangled websites
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Aug 28, 2018 16:45
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hawowanlawow posted:fuckin new fangled websites yeah, tumblr is basically held together with duct tape and chewed gum, it’s amazing that the website functions at all
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Iron Crowned posted:That's my plan in the increasingly slim chance that I ever get married, except the dinner might just be doing shots at a dive bar.  We did that tooReidRansom posted:My fiance and I are doing a small destination thing in Skye, and we both keep getting pressured by our families to invite more people. Like, no, this poo poo is already costing a lot and the fact we're doing it at all instead of eloping is just a courtesy to our immediate families anyway. The problem is all our extended family can all afford to go so they might do it if we let that foot in the door. Weddings are a pain and dammit we're trying to keep it small and simple. I don't understand why people are so gung-ho to attend weddings. Going to weddings kinda sucks. Yeah there's food and booze (usually), but you've got to get dressed up and spend the whole evening talking to people you either don't know or don't really like all that much. Why the hell do they care about attending? Mouse Dresser has a new favorite as of 17:01 on Aug 28, 2018 |
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Aug 28, 2018 16:59
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Basebf555 posted:I remember when Hoarders was originally airing those episodes and that one really stood out even amongst all the other gross houses. Like, there was another house that had multiple dead desiccated cats buried under newspapers and that seemed like a paradise compared to what this woman was living in. She really should've been institutionalized, the mental illness is obviously preventing her from doing the basic maintenance functions of life. I love how the family member or friend is like "She's doing this because she's lazy" as if hoarding your excrement were somehow easier than using a toilet.
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Aug 28, 2018 17:04
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Mouse Dresser posted:
Dang man, most weddings i've been to has been a grade A party full of my favorite people. But no one made me fly to another country, so
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text me a vag pic posted:Dang man, most weddings i've been to has been a grade A party full of my favorite people. But no one made me fly to another country, so I am also a misanthrope, and come from a family of trashy people. So my family's weddings are a lovely experience that I'm already predisposed to hate.
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Aug 28, 2018 17:32
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AlbieQuirky posted:I love how the family member or friend is like "She's doing this because she's lazy" as if hoarding your excrement were somehow easier than using a toilet. They were just in denial, they even used the word "hope". The amount of effort involved in draining her poop buckets probably clued them in before she admitted to finding emotional comfort in eating fecally-contaminated food to remind her of her hoarder mother.
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Aug 28, 2018 19:18
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shelley posted:yeah, tumblr is basically held together with duct tape and chewed gum, it’s amazing that the website functions at all That describes literally every website. It's baffling that the internet works at all. Really the whole thing is constantly on fire all the time.
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I'll absolutely believe that wedding story. People turn into utter children when it comes to weddings.shelley posted:yeah, tumblr is basically held together with duct tape and chewed gum, it’s amazing that the website functions at all I've been using tumblr for like, eight years, and woo-ee, there have been some incredible bugs on that site. My favourite one was the one where every quoted text became extra-large and would spill over into the margins. I don't think the developers test their code before launching it, but it's gotten a lot better.
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Weldon Pemberton posted:They were just in denial, they even used the word "hope". Yes, you're absolutely right. I watched the whole episode afterwards and it was all really sad.
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cash crab posted:I've been using tumblr for like, eight years, and woo-ee, there have been some incredible bugs on that site. My favourite one was the one where every quoted text became extra-large and would spill over into the margins. I don't think the developers test their code before launching it, but it's gotten a lot better. Way back in the day, Tumblr conversations were displayed as quote ziggurats, so text would inevitably get mangled as more and more quotes accumulated. Relatively recently, it was sort of unfucked, and posts now appear attached to and below each other, more like traditional forums. For a long time, if someone created a text post, later rebloggers could edit the text. Like that one SA poster who everyone could edit his posts. I do not envy the Tumblr developers. It’s less broken now than it used to be, but maaaan.
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Aug 28, 2018 21:46
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Oh, yeah. They got rid of that function once someone edited one of John Green's posts to this: "fishingboatproceeds" posted:Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all hosed up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied. G-d bless whoever did that
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cash crab posted:I'll absolutely believe that wedding story. People turn into utter children when it comes to weddings. An ex-friend of ours tried to steal $800 from us because his harpy of a fiance wanted to get married before we did. We're getting married in a field with a bunch of dirty hippies, our parents, a bonfire and food. Probably some cows in the background.
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Aug 28, 2018 22:21
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shelley posted:Way back in the day, Tumblr conversations were displayed as quote ziggurats, so text would inevitably get mangled as more and more quotes accumulated. Relatively recently, it was sort of unfucked, and posts now appear attached to and below each other, more like traditional forums. so many social media sites have horrific code-bases that are just unfixable now
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Aug 28, 2018 23:07
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Here is some classic brand cringe https://twitter.com/LoganPaul/status/1033786041684164610
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Aug 28, 2018 23:21
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Mouse Dresser posted:
If you're single, weddings are good place to hook up. And usually fun too so ...I dunno.
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EmmyOk posted:Here is some classic brand cringe I can be your angle... Or yuor devil... 
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Is it bad that I just shake my head at these things now?
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rudecyrus posted:Is it bad that I just shake my head at these things now? That one is practically goatse and tubgirl level hello old friend at this point
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Aug 29, 2018 03:23
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It's not the one where the pony plushie has a Fleshlight in it and the guys into bondage with it. And posts a pic with his dick in the tied up blindfolded plush
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EmmyOk posted:Here is some classic brand cringe I don't understand how he's dating Chloe Bennett!!! It makes me sad that he thinks that dinner is a fancy, special dinner. That pasta is orange.
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Aug 29, 2018 03:55
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HOW THE gently caress IS THAT YOUR loving WAIFU IF YOU HAVEN'T MARE-RRIED HERE YET YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH MOTHERFUCKER gently caress YOU AAARGH
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Screaming Idiot posted:HOW THE gently caress IS THAT YOUR loving WAIFU IF YOU HAVEN'T MARE-RRIED HERE YET YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH I'm sorry, but she's married now. You need to move on, there's plenty of plushies in the Wal-Mart.
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T-man posted:I'm sorry, but she's married now. You need to move on, there's plenty of plushies in the Wal-Mart. SHE'S TOO GOOD FOR HIM *sobs into a well-soiled Dr. Eggman plush doll*
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Aug 29, 2018 05:59
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Aug 29, 2018 06:06
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EmmyOk posted:Here is some classic brand cringe The descriptor "that fanny pack looks awesome" was uttered during this shoot
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EmmyOk posted:Here is some classic brand cringe How do i get this dark souls amror?? I can only find this but it's got poor def  I'm grinding to get this one tho 
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Aug 29, 2018 18:06
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text me a vag pic posted:I'm grinding to get this one tho That looks like it's made of six pack rings.
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Heath posted:You should never have to grind in Dark Souls Look at this guy who’s never fought 12,000 silver knights to 100% DS3.
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Aug 29, 2018 18:32
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Heath posted:You should never have to grind in Dark Souls SHUT UP NERD 
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Aug 29, 2018 18:35
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text me a vag pic posted:SHUT UP NERD I have that same shirt 
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Iron Crowned posted:I have that same shirt I LIKE YOUR SIDEBURNS
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I did. Then I went to the facebook page. I am intersted in their videos but I am afraid that if I hit play I will begin to poo poo and never stop making GBS threads and then drown in the poo poo.
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