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exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


PaletteSwappedNinja posted:

Millions of people would, and not even for cutscenes, they could art slideshows and make a lot of money that way. People care about this poo poo and even poverty games should be milking those people because it ain't that hard.

Checking out the achievement %s in any fighting game for "how many players have beat story mode" versus "how many players have won a single ranked match" has really opened my eyes to this kind of stuff.

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Flinger
Oct 16, 2012


No Wave
Sep 18, 2005

HA! HA! NICE! WHAT A TOOL!

MechaX posted:

I was legitimately surprised when I played the story mode or whatever for the first time in any of these games only recently, and discovered that Merkava is loving sapient.

I... just was not expecting (mostly) rational intelligence from an unholy eldritch screeching bird thing with noodle arms.
You'll see that the other characters are pretty surprised too

Ultramega
Jul 9, 2004


my style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


"It's the Muppet Show with our very special guest star Ernest Borgnine!"


"YAAAAAY!!"

1500
Nov 3, 2015

Give me all your crackers

Gavok posted:

"It's the Muppet Show with our very special guest star Ernest Borgnine!"


"YAAAAAY!!"

SleepySonata
Mar 3, 2010
my wife as I'm watching the Cooler review with Max and HellPockets

"Max looks like he has an illegitimate child somewhere in the world, with a beard and long hair."

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007


Can you add the hit and hurtboxes please

LoseHound
Nov 10, 2012

which homestuck is that

big deal
Sep 10, 2017

Gavok posted:

"It's the Muppet Show with our very special guest star Ernest Borgnine!"


"YAAAAAY!!"

mango sentinel
Jan 5, 2001

by sebmojo

MechaX posted:

I was legitimately surprised when I played the story mode or whatever for the first time in any of these games only recently, and discovered that Merkava is loving sapient.

I... just was not expecting (mostly) rational intelligence from an unholy eldritch screeching bird thing with noodle arms.

It's a plot point

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

He'd get banned for seizures

mango sentinel
Jan 5, 2001

by sebmojo

𝓓𝓐𝓡𝓚 𝓚𝓔𝓡𝓜𝓘𝓣

LazyMaybe
Aug 18, 2013

oouagh
watching blade strangers on leveluplive and I don't think it looks bad gameplay wise, and the framerate seems to be a stable 60 unlike what some people were saying earlier.

most of the cast are totally uninteresting waifus still but it seems like a very traditional oldschool fighter tbh. strong straightforward fireball game, no airblocking etc
just with simplified inputs

LazyMaybe fucked around with this message at 08:16 on Aug 30, 2018

Big Scary Owl
Oct 1, 2014

by Fluffdaddy
I did try playing it but I thought it was slow. It's kinda weird playing it on a pad cause there are so many things you have to do using button combinations. Very simple to play though, could be interesting for someone new to the genre.

https://twitter.com/hocyanoise/status/1034442403418005504

SleepySonata
Mar 3, 2010
3 meter TOD? And I thought Emiko was busted for doing 55% off of reversal super.

darealkooky
Sep 15, 2011

You sayin' I like dubs?!?
blade strangers is everything I thought/feared blazblue tag was going to be before the beta came out

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

I hate big shovel knight. Disgusting

Babe Magnet
Jun 2, 2008

that's just a dude in a shovel knight costume

No Wave
Sep 18, 2005

HA! HA! NICE! WHAT A TOOL!
looks like a high quality newgrounds submission

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


In my mind's eye Shovel Knight is only like 18" tall.

LazyMaybe
Aug 18, 2013

oouagh
Shovel knight is the same height as Kirby who is the same height as small Mario tbh

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
there used to be a shovel knight thread but it's buried in the archives now

so i just want to post than I want to play shovel knight showdown

but it comes out april the 9th :negative:

16 characters, a story mode, a bunch of modes, new music, owns.

ROFL Octopus
Jun 20, 2014

LET ME EXPLAIN

IronicDongz posted:

Shovel knight is the same height as Kirby who is the same height as small Mario tbh

Lynx Winters
May 1, 2003

Borderlawns: The Treehouse of Pandora
It's the Shovel Knight when you use the 4x Size cheat in name select.

big deal
Sep 10, 2017

I forgot Shovel Knight has goofy Turok-style cheats. I got to check those out sometime

Sade
Aug 3, 2009

Can't touch this.
No really, you can't
Shovel Knight is insanely good (the character and the game) and he deserves better than Blade Strangers

Sade
Aug 3, 2009

Can't touch this.
No really, you can't
I want arcsys to make a shovel knight fighting game

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

Isaac in a fighting game is the most tempting thing ever but I’m not taking the plunge. Nope.

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl

Sade posted:

I want arcsys to make a shovel knight fighting game


Kurtofan posted:

there used to be a shovel knight thread but it's buried in the archives now

so i just want to post than I want to play shovel knight showdown

but it comes out april the 9th :negative:

16 characters, a story mode, a bunch of modes, new music, owns.

http://yachtclubgames.com/2018/08/shovel-knight-showdown/

It's a platform-fighter instead of a traditional 2d fighter. But by the same token, it's *Shovel Knight.* It should be a platform fighter.

Also, neat to see a platform-fighter that isn't just aping smash.

gutterdaughter fucked around with this message at 02:35 on Aug 31, 2018

WarEternal
Dec 26, 2010

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Romes128 posted:

MVCI coming after MVC3 was a bigger disappointment than MVC3 coming after MVC2.

Except no one in their right mind would think MVCI could be remotely good given Capcom's modern track record.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

https://twitter.com/eventhubs/status/1035695042357342211

Of course. I'm usually skeptical of stuff like this, but Raphael and Cervantes are such mundane and obvious choices, it's not worth the effort of faking.

Waffleman_ fucked around with this message at 02:25 on Sep 1, 2018

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

Waffleman_ posted:

https://twitter.com/eventhubs/status/1035695042357342211

Of course. I'm usually skeptical of stuff like this, but Raphael and Cervantes are such mundane and obvious choices, it's not worth the effort of faking.

There's a list of the entire roster that was leaked a while ago and that's been posted in this thread already and it included pirate daddy and fancy lad. So it's more than likely true.

Ms. Unsmiley
Feb 13, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cJMoONGR3g

ROFL Octopus
Jun 20, 2014

LET ME EXPLAIN

raphael seems to be like his sc2 self and doesn’t have any of that vampire garbage so i’m happy

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

ROFL Octopus posted:

raphael seems to be like his sc2 self and doesn’t have any of that vampire garbage so i’m happy

He's got some supremely dumb glasses in exchange.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

video went down what was it

PaletteSwappedNinja
Jun 3, 2008

One Nation, Under God.
It was Cervantes and Raphael.

Zand
Jul 9, 2003

~ i'll take you for a ride ~ ride on a meteorite ~
after 3 straight games making GBS threads on raphael im excited to see what route namco has pursued to make him even worse in sc6

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Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

They got rid of the weird otaku bait daughter, so the possibilities are endless!

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