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Comptroll The Forums posted:is this real because my father is a flat-earth-truther and lately he's been telling me that jet fuel isn't real and planes are powered by compressed air. Wow. That's a new take on Jet Fuel can't Melt Steel Beams. How does one even come to the point where they'd need to be a Jet Fuel Truther?
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Comptroll The Forums posted:is this real because my father is a flat-earth-truther and lately he's been telling me that jet fuel isn't real and planes are powered by compressed air. If jet fuel isn't real, how did those steel beams melt. I don't think he can answer that.
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Aug 29, 2018 14:40
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Jet fuel can't melt steel beams, but compressed air can. 9/11 was caused by planes crashing into the towers, wake up sheeple
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Aug 29, 2018 14:50
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Hoverhands!
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ultrafilter posted:Hoverhands! Batman's not really the hugging type
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Data Graham posted:9/11 was caused by planes crashing into the towers, wake up sheeple hosed up if true
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Aug 29, 2018 15:11
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porktree posted:If jet fuel isn't real, how did those steel beams melt. I don't think he can answer that. This is making my brain hurt
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Aug 29, 2018 15:14
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Neito posted:Wow. That's a new take on Jet Fuel can't Melt Steel Beams. porktree posted:If jet fuel isn't real, how did those steel beams melt. I don't think he can answer that. Buddy, there are some rabbit holes you don't want to get to the bottom of. I tried explaining to him how a jet turbine works but he keeps rejecting anything that "comes from a book" because "all science books are lies made by the illuminati." Somehow I got him to concede that a tiny bit of jet fuel is needed to start up the engine, but after that it's all compressed air 
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Aug 29, 2018 15:28
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That's why jets fly so high, there's more air up there so it's easier to compress it
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Aug 29, 2018 15:35
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My new conspiracy theory is that distance is fake, things "far away" are just becoming smaller
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Aug 29, 2018 15:37
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Watch him accidentally invent scramjets
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Aug 29, 2018 15:38
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zoux posted:My new conspiracy theory is that distance is fake, things "far away" are just becoming smaller https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh5kZ4uIUC0
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Data Graham posted:Watch him accidentally invent scramjets I, honestly and quite literally, think Pulse Jets are "not real" Air goes in, exhaust gasses come out the back. There's no compressor or impeller or turbine OR ANYTHING IT'S A loving STRAIGHT EMPTY TUBE 
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Aug 29, 2018 15:48
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Ak Gara posted:I, honestly and quite literally, think Pulse Jets are "not real" I can look at suspension bridges and see that they're obviously functioning but gently caress if I'm going to try to understand how they're not supported by heretical chaos magics.
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Aug 29, 2018 16:21
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New conspiracy theory: things I don't understand aren't real.
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Aug 29, 2018 16:45
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Aug 29, 2018 16:49
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zoux posted:
You missed the best quote: The unidentified dog-sitter — who Keller said he learned was showering in his house when he got home — told the news station she didn't have knowledge of "bodily fluids on the couch." She added she used the lubricant to remove her keys, which were stuck in her car. "So I ended up grabbing what I had in my car, for things, that you know, I do on my personal time," the sitter said. "I didn't think to put it back in my car."
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Aug 29, 2018 16:58
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Pookah posted:New spin-off? I would probably watch one. I’m not sure how comfortable I am with that, but it’s the truth.
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Aug 29, 2018 17:28
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Super Grocery Kart posted:You missed the best quote: And, you know, they just took their shirts off and filmed the whole thing because ???
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Aug 29, 2018 17:32
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Comptroll The Forums posted:is this real because my father is a flat-earth-truther and lately he's been telling me that jet fuel isn't real and planes are powered by compressed air. He should've went with water, so he could claim that's why planes leave trails of vapor behind them.
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Aug 29, 2018 17:33
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biracial bear for uncut posted:He should've went with chemicals, so he could claim that's why planes leave chem-trails behind them. FTFY
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Aug 29, 2018 17:41
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Brewmaster posted:New conspiracy theory: things I don't understand aren't real. For me it's microSD cards. Look how fuckin tiny they are! No way they're storing that much stuff without using magical extra folded dimensions or something.
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Aug 29, 2018 17:59
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zoux posted:
hahaha they was fuckin
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Aug 29, 2018 18:09
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ol qwerty bastard posted:For me it's microSD cards. Look how fuckin tiny they are! No way they're storing that much stuff without using magical extra folded dimensions or something. Every time I buy one, I pause for a second and think how much space (let alone money) this amount of data would've been on my C64.
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Aug 29, 2018 19:01
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Bertrand Hustle posted:And, you know, they just took their shirts off and filmed the whole thing because ??? She was in the shower (pet sitting is hard work) and has no knowledge of what the shirtless sweaty dudes were doing on their, you know, personal time.
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Aug 29, 2018 19:05
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Neito posted:Every time I buy one, I pause for a second and think how much space (let alone money) this amount of data would've been on my C64. Same! floppy disks 160kilobytes or my first computer that had a hard drive (250MB!)
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Aug 29, 2018 19:09
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The Bloop posted:Same! I currently have 13 times the capacity of my first computer dedicated solely to pictures of very cute naked women. Hell... I remember having to download this poo poo over my old 14.4 modem....
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Aug 29, 2018 19:12
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The dudes are on call to rail her on camera in case she dog sits at a nice house "I landed one in Beverly hills, get your asses over here and bring the lube!"
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Aug 29, 2018 19:14
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Super Grocery Kart posted:I enjoyed this. Thank you for the wholesome start to my morning. Thank you, I like when my posts get responses. I'm glad that cheered you up. I personally thought it was funny because the guy when through all that trouble just to hoverhand Batman.
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Aug 29, 2018 19:17
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 Aliexpress does not seem to have a regurgitating wine spout in the shape of a cat, which is what would work for my household.
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Aug 29, 2018 19:22
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Brewmaster posted:New conspiracy theory: things I don't understand aren't real. I've been told that gps is really ground based and that air travel is impossible in the southern hemisphere (of the flat earth). Somehow NASA is involved. Somehow NASA is always involved. This person was once very compassionate and used to volunteer with new immigrants to the country to help them integrate. Since the internet hacked her brain it's all libertarianism, paranoia, and the drat browns ruining everything. Anyway, here's s a funny pictures. 
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Aug 29, 2018 19:25
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hawowanlawow posted:The dudes are on call to rail her on camera in case she dog sits at a nice house Nothing gets past you!
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Aug 29, 2018 19:26
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Nothing gets past you! settle down, Beavis
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Aug 29, 2018 19:28
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Bored posted:
 You can pour wine out of a gravy boat.
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New Leaf posted:
https://www.amazon.com/Stainless-Steel-Trump-Aerator-Pourer/dp/B079PZTBW5/
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Aug 29, 2018 19:58
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Perfect for Mountain Dew.
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Bored posted:
Not as cheap as AliExpress but here you go: http://www.menageriewinepourers.com/shop/new-menagerie-cat-pourer
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McPhearson posted:Not as cheap as AliExpress but here you go: http://www.menageriewinepourers.com/shop/new-menagerie-cat-pourer But it probably contains a little less cadmium
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