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Demtor
Apr 23, 2008

"...you won't be able to walk, if you're always worried about crushing the ants beneath you..."
Never seen Joey J. wrestle before but I approve off his synth entrance music.

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Manic_Misanthrope
Jul 1, 2010


frankenfreak posted:

I think the song works really well for Cody and has cool lyrics.

So this is where it's revealed that it was actually Joey Janela who murdered Famous dick wrestler Joey Ryan or what is this video trying to tell me?

Joey Ryan is revived as the Underdonger.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
Joey Janela and Penelope Ford look exactly as Jersey and trashy as I'd expect a CZW act to.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
Aw... I don't know where my Hangman t-shirt is. :(

Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)
Ok Page just do what you did in G1

motherbox
Jul 19, 2013

Rarity posted:

Hangman got emasculated by Big Dick Wrestler Joey Ryan so he killed him and has been going insane ever since

lol that owns

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Manic_Misanthrope posted:

Joey Ryan is revived as the Underdonger.
Well, zombie Joey Ryan is sort of implied in my question.

cams
Mar 28, 2003


remusclaw posted:

I like Joey Jannella but I don't know if that is sustainable.
so far i have only seen joey janela at spring break 2 and when he won the wwn title, but i like him. his in ring work is weird but he got hell of charisma, so i am in.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

this guy recently defeated my noru suzuki which is my favorite bike so keep an eye out

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

I don't really get Joey Janela.

I mean, I think I sorta do and its one of those things where I just don't enjoy it and I keep looking for a nuance I'm missing.

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
OK, I already hate Joey Janela just from that, like, two minutes. Is Hangman Page the face here? Despite choking that poor production assistant?

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








he confessed?! ARREST THIS MAN FOR HIS CRIMES AGAINST FAMOUS DICK WRESTLER JOEY RYAN

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Shoenin posted:

Ok Page just do what you did in G1

Have an awesome match and make me really like him? Yeah he should do that.

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos

Rarity posted:

Hangman got emasculated by Big Dick Wrestler Joey Ryan so he killed him and has been going insane ever since

Eh, gently caress it, I'll roll with that

The Stroker Ace
Feb 7, 2007

I hope Page somehow ends up wrestling a ghost dick so I can hear Jim Cornette's head explode.

remusclaw
Dec 8, 2009

Dong


Dong



Dong


Dead Dick Dangling

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

VJeff posted:

Have an awesome match and make me really like him? Yeah he should do that.
:hmmyes:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
"I called pretty much all his greatest matches in New Japan" - You weren't even calling the G1, Don! :colbert:

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

extradite THIS! posted:

So has any of this been good? It doesn't sound great.

Aside from the finish, the women's match was worth watching. If you know all the indy guys, I think the battle royale would've probably been REALLY cool but it was OK for me despite not knowing most of them.

I would've turned this off it it were a WWE show by now, but the whole thing kinda has a historic vibe that makes me hope that the main events will be more compelling.

edit: janela just stumbling around, carefully in place, like a mortal kombat character ready to get finished off

cams
Mar 28, 2003


the free wgn opening tag and battle royale were probably the best matches of this card so far

remusclaw
Dec 8, 2009

Janelas got an 80's Crockett Promotions worker body.

katatonic
Mar 14, 2007

These guys are going to kill eachother aren’t they

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

remusclaw posted:

Janelas got an 80's Crockett Promotions worker body.

does that mean he looks like any bum off the street

The Berzerker
Feb 24, 2006

treat me like a dog


that moonsault

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








ow

Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)

VJeff posted:

Have an awesome match and make me really like him? Yeah he should do that.

mmhm

Manic_Misanthrope
Jul 1, 2010


katatonic posted:

These guys are going to kill eachother aren’t they

Page has experience in murdering sleazy people

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Owwwww

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Joey Janela is literally by his own admission an untrained spot monkey and I don't get the appeal.

Lazer
Jun 26, 2011

V A P O R W A V E
Product placement!

remusclaw
Dec 8, 2009

I do not approve of set up chair spots. Raven did it right, but it's legacy is bad.

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
Oh christ lmao

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
the cracker barrel is not gimmicked

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

History Comes Inside! posted:

Joey Janela is literally by his own admission an untrained spot monkey and I don't get the appeal.
I think it's him fully embracing that and just going unrepentantly ham with it.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Lazer posted:

Product placement!
clapclapclap

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

surf rock posted:

OK, I already hate Joey Janela just from that, like, two minutes. Is Hangman Page the face here? Despite choking that poor production assistant?

Page is, I think, the heel in theory. However he's a Bullet Club Elite dude AND just had a hell of a run in the G1, so he's gonna get a babyface reaction anyway.

YourHumbleMessiah
Oct 11, 2005




popping for the cracker barrel

Vaah
Dec 25, 2008

:shittydog:


sick donkey kong moves

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

lemme leapfrog this barrel and slowly turn around to look at it instead of my opponent

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Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
MORE BARREL SPOTS

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