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Troxartas
Jan 13, 2007

The Old Warhorse
Joey Ryan The Penis Underataker

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katatonic
Mar 14, 2007

I love wrestling

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Joey's dick!

Demtor
Apr 23, 2008

"...you won't be able to walk, if you're always worried about crushing the ants beneath you..."
This ... is ... incredible?

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

somehow my fite stream went to poo poo on the image of joey ryan surrounded by penises and I'm not even that mad about it.

Vaah
Dec 25, 2008

:shittydog:


Vaah posted:

when janela dies this match, I'll always remember he gave us Minoru Suzuki vs. Matt Riddle

ok nevermind Joey Janela's Spring Break =/= Matt Riddle's Blood Sport

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
I'm laughing out loud right here at the druids dicks drudicks.

YourHumbleMessiah
Oct 11, 2005




Famous Dick Wrestler Joey Ryan!

That Dang Dad
Apr 23, 2003

Well I am
over-fucking-whelmed...
Young Orc
i loving love wrestling

remusclaw
Dec 8, 2009

:gowron: Page

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

LividLiquid posted:

This is loving embarrassing. This is exactly what I don't like about WWE. This is Vince as gently caress.

The absolute state of this post

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

LividLiquid posted:

This is loving embarrassing. This is exactly what I don't like about WWE. This is Vince as gently caress.

very true. I'm pissed

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Gaz-L posted:

...how much of this angle's conception was based around that "ResErection" pun?
All of it.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Vaah posted:

ok nevermind Joey Janela's Spring Break =/= Matt Riddle's Blood Sport

I think they both use the same parent group of GCW.

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
Hangman’s reaction is :perfect:

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Joey Ryan's embarrassing poo poo gets over and is not at all like WWE.

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

LividLiquid posted:

I'm with Jim Cornette on this dick poo poo.

I would be into this if it were like a Southpaw Regional Wrestling thing where it's got a finite duration and the whole show is comedy-based, but the tone shifts over the past 20 minutes have been ridiculous.

Page looks like a real dipshit.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
ALL THE STARS

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

I'm down with Joey Ryan as the new canonical top zombie of professional wrestling

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
So.... Page/Ryan in a.... condom match at All In 2?

Vaah
Dec 25, 2008

:shittydog:


MazelTovCocktail posted:

I think they both use the same parent group of GCW.

Stumbled my way into being correct, hell yeah

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

undertaker's dong sounded

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
I don't want to know any more about Don Callis' knowledge of penises.

Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)
REST
IN
PENIS

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

surf rock posted:

I would be into this if it were like a Southpaw Regional Wrestling thing where it's got a finite duration and the whole show is comedy-based, but the tone shifts over the past 20 minutes have been ridiculous.

Page looks like a real dipshit.

It's almost like wrestling can be a variety show with a lot of different things for different parts of the audience.

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

UltimoDragonQuest posted:

Joey Ryan's embarrassing poo poo gets over and is not at all like WWE.

yeah like, I don't personally like this particular segment but the fans who paid to be there are super into it

and, gee whiz, booking things your fans overwhelmingly like and want to see seems...good?!

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

That's sexual assault. Everyone just cheered a sexual assault.

You're monsters.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Gaz-L posted:

So.... Page/Ryan in a.... condom match at All In 2?
Only if they steal Mr. Cocko from Jack Sexsmith.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Shoenin posted:

REST
IN
PENIS

Vaah
Dec 25, 2008

:shittydog:


oh my god it's macho lethal

YourHumbleMessiah
Oct 11, 2005




that was fun. Rest in Penis

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
I liked the penises

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

No, Lethal. Please don't do Black Machismo.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Jay Lethal has the worst finisher in wrestling and Will Ospreay does it simpler and better, which is saying something because ITS WILL OSPREAY.

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

that Joey Ryan segment was the best thing on the entire loving PPV so far and everyone hating on it and calling it Vince poo poo is wrong

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Imagine watching this PPV and whining about how its not serious enough

This owns, dorks

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
is Brando Rhodes also married to Flip Gordon

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




LividLiquid posted:

No, Lethal. Please don't do Black Machismo.

Alternatively yes, do do Black Machismo

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Flip's all in :neckbeard:

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


This is incredible

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