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Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
Okada gonna tap this cruiserweight midget with the cobra clutch.

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tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos

Vaah posted:

gently caress lmao the steam jets over the mic scared the gently caress out of me

I had headphones on which was a fun time

Takuan
May 6, 2007

Rarity posted:

Hoping we get Weirdest Kazu tonight

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








weirdo Okada checking in

WHERE ARE THE BALLOONS

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

remusclaw posted:

This is the truth.


Also, Crossface Chicken Wing is the best move. Backlund scarred me for life as a child by wrecking Bret Hart.

Indie Bryan Danielson using the crossface chickenwing as one of his secondary finishers in the mid 2000s reminded me how great it is and I love all wrestlers who use it (looking at you Asuka too)

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

remusclaw posted:

Also, Crossface Chicken Wing is the best move. Backlund scarred me for life as a child by wrecking Bret Hart.
Man, you triggered some bad flashbacks with this post.

Aesculus
Mar 22, 2013

No ballloons

Marty's going to take the win guys

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Hope Okada spends like 10 minutes walking to the ring and they blow at least half the event budget on Okadabucks for the whole thing

Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)
Am I to belive cokada has mered with vintage okada

I am ok with this

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
That pop for the coin dropping.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
THE MAN WHO MAKES IT RAIN MONEY

IDONTPOST
Apr 18, 2018




Maybe it’s the beers but whole show has been good besides the first match

remusclaw
Dec 8, 2009

IDONTPOST posted:

Maybe it’s the beers but whole show has been good besides the first match

First match gave me serious Psychosis at ECW One Night Stand vibes.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Ok Marty I believe in you!

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
:homebrew: hell yeah

also gently caress, that smiley took too long to look up

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
first time I saw Marty was I think a random RevPro I was watching to see this Will Ospreay I was hearing about and a main event between Zack Sabre Jr and AJ Styles

had no idea who he was and he was wrestling Ospreay and it was so clear he was an incredible wrestler and looked more impressive than Ospreay did "who the gently caress is this guy?"

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




IDONTPOST posted:

Maybe it’s the beers but whole show has been good besides the first match

No I am stone cold sober and this is still accurate


I've met Marty Scurll a couple of times and I have never registered him as a shorter guy, Okada must be tall as hell

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
lol the lowkey "woop woop" "you're hosed" dueling chants before the loud ones

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


okada is 6'3 or so i think

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

History Comes Inside! posted:

No I am stone cold sober and this is still accurate


I've met Marty Scurll a couple of times and I have never registered him as a shorter guy, Okada must be tall as hell

Okada is like 6'2" I believe.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

History Comes Inside! posted:

I've met Marty Scurll a couple of times and I have never registered him as a shorter guy, Okada must be tall as hell
He's legit 6'3" or even 6'4"

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
What is going on with the commentary? Has Callis been drinking?

Takuan
May 6, 2007

I like how they have the turnbuckles miked.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




This is what Callis always sounds like

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
Very convincing, Ian. I believe you play "the video-based games".

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

History Comes Inside! posted:

This is what Callis always sounds like
I know, but that banter before the match started was a bit weirdly out of control.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Marty if you wanna be taken seriously as a heavyweight don't sit on the apron because it makes you look like a tiny man

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
That lady is very excited and i am too

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Gaz-L posted:

Very convincing, Ian. I believe you play "the video-based games".
He very definitely is a specimen of the carbon-based life form homo sapiens enjoying homo sapiens things.

YourHumbleMessiah
Oct 11, 2005




tweet my meat posted:

That lady is very excited and i am too

that lady is me

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/MikeMcMahonPW/status/1036075803665227776

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Please don't mention Party Marty. Those were dark days.

KingNastidon
Jun 25, 2004
Is there a reason why wwe or other orgs don't use the more meaty turnbuckle pads?

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

frankenfreak posted:

Please don't mention Party Marty. Those were dark days.

the dating show

remusclaw
Dec 8, 2009

KingNastidon posted:

Is there a reason why wwe or other orgs don't use the more meaty turnbuckle pads?

Trrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddddddddddddddiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiooooooooooooooooooon.
Tradition.

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








that guy in the pink hoody looks like he marge'd a chanel coat

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Ok, Marty's hosed :(

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

I really like this post-title Okada, his overall style and attitude.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Tweak posted:

that guy in the pink hoody looks like he marge'd a chanel coat
Holy poo poo, that's on point.

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History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




I feel bad for the guy in the grey shirt sandwiched between the two big dudes every time there's a shot from the hard camera

Like he's sat 6 inches further back than he should be because he has to get behind their upper arms to fit

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