TSLA: When this baby hits 88 you're going to see some serious shit

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Last Chance: Dec 31, 2004

Malcolm XML posted:

they might be a meme company

wtf does this mean

# ? Sep 4, 2018 17:13

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 04:48

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

Last Chance posted:

wtf does this mean

they're all hype and tweets

# ? Sep 4, 2018 17:23

razorscooter: Nov 5, 2008

fermun posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR4CFiuR3tQ
no one in this video really seems to mention that this is a 5 year old car that was purchased for something like $100,000 so it probably shouldn't be having constant minor equipment failures.

BangersInMyKnickers posted:

lol its because expensive cars are loaded with poorly engineered, frail gadgetry and the rich are already accustomed to them failing constantly and in the most expensive way possible

for example: https://www.roadandtrack.com/car-culture/buying-maintenance/a32269/this-r63-amg-owner-is-rebuilding-his-engine-to-avoid-a-57000-repair/

# ? Sep 4, 2018 18:22

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

# ? Sep 4, 2018 18:26

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

nice try but everyone knows overthrowing capitalism is the ultimate boss battle

# ? Sep 4, 2018 18:52

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Trig Discipline posted:

nice try but everyone knows overthrowing capitalism is the ultimate boss battle

elon is a socialist too! what can�t this irl iron man do? :allears:

# ? Sep 4, 2018 18:54

duz: Jul 11, 2005; Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost

Last Chance posted:

wtf does this mean

successful brand engagement

# ? Sep 4, 2018 19:13

HootTheOwl: May 13, 2012; Hootin and shootin

infernal machines posted:

current linux audio status: still broken

they're COTS cells, which was one of Tesla's early advantages. that said, refurbishing the bandoleers with new cells is probably still going to be all but prohibitively expensive

Are the mirrors glued on?

# ? Sep 4, 2018 19:20

Trabisnikof: Dec 24, 2005

HootTheOwl posted:

Are the mirrors glued on?

a lot of mirrors are these days

# ? Sep 4, 2018 19:26

prisoner of waffles: May 8, 2007; Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the fishmech
About my neck was hung.

$TSLA below 290

will it get down to 219???!??

# ? Sep 4, 2018 19:41

creationist believer: Feb 16, 2007; College Slice

mega-genius elon "elon musky" musk is manipulating the price to $69.69

# ? Sep 4, 2018 19:45

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

https://twitter.com/lopezlinette/status/1037037992270065666

# ? Sep 4, 2018 19:50

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Endless Mike posted:

https://twitter.com/lopezlinette/status/1037037992270065666

then elon gave it a VIN to help boost output numbers

# ? Sep 4, 2018 19:55

HootTheOwl: May 13, 2012; Hootin and shootin

Trabisnikof posted:

a lot of mirrors are these days

Oh really? I only buy super old cars.

# ? Sep 4, 2018 20:13

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

Endless Mike posted:

https://twitter.com/lopezlinette/status/1037037992270065666

I'm surprised they have salespeople working there

# ? Sep 4, 2018 20:14

Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

Trig Discipline posted:

nice try but everyone knows overthrowing capitalism is the ultimate boss battle

sorry to bother you sequel announced

https://twitter.com/BootsRiley/status/1035960809929695232

# ? Sep 4, 2018 20:46

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

BangersInMyKnickers posted:

lol its because expensive cars are loaded with poorly engineered, frail gadgetry and the rich are already accustomed to them failing constantly and in the most expensive way possible

The exotic car thread in AI is titled, "To own one, you have to afford two."

# ? Sep 4, 2018 20:51

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

iospace posted:

The exotic car thread in AI is titled, "To own one, you have to afford two."

Tesla ownership is self ownership

# ? Sep 4, 2018 21:05

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

FAUXTON posted:

Tesla ownership is self ownership

# ? Sep 4, 2018 21:42

Zikan: Feb 29, 2004

https://twitter.com/rmac18/status/1037084428147642369?s=21

https://twitter.com/rmac18/status/1037085208707719169?s=21

# ? Sep 4, 2018 22:11

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1037085951468728322?s=19

# ? Sep 4, 2018 22:15

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

oh lard, i do believe musky boy is in it now.

# ? Sep 4, 2018 22:21

mewse: May 2, 2006

muskie

# ? Sep 4, 2018 22:22

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

but you see, when i wrote the journalist, making these libelous claims, i said "off the record". so you can't print that or use it as evidence in the upcoming defamation case against me

besides, i even included a link to google results about sex trafficking in thailand. iron clad.

# ? Sep 4, 2018 22:26

mewse: May 2, 2006

do your fuckin research, journo scum *pastes link to google search for thai child sex*

# ? Sep 4, 2018 22:29

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Zikan posted:

https://twitter.com/rmac18/status/1037084428147642369?s=21

https://twitter.com/rmac18/status/1037085208707719169?s=21

Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart.

# ? Sep 4, 2018 22:31

fart simpson: Jul 2, 2005; DEATH TO AMERICA

amazing

# ? Sep 4, 2018 22:32

Oldsmobile: Jun 13, 2006

Actually visited a car factory last week. They've actually hired like 3k people in the last two years and added new models so they're kinda in the same situation as Tesla's factory.

Talked to the union boss and he was like "yeah, we've had our problems but basically everyone here, including the bosses have been following Tesla and Elon and been lolling at his problems".

(Apparently their specialty is doing several completely different models right after another. So a production run might be a mix of completely different models, styles, engine options, body shapes, colors and it's no problem for them.)

So anyway, Musk's been noticed in the industry I guess.

E: Oh, forgot to mention, we went to their "needs repairs/something went wrong with these cars during assembly" lot and there were like five cars there.

E2: they laughed about the "X number of cars a week" number. Theirs is a secret but he said Elon is a silly boy.

Oldsmobile fucked around with this message at 22:35 on Sep 4, 2018

# ? Sep 4, 2018 22:33

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

elon musk posted:

The thing with me is that I AM smart and I'm smelf, I'm self-smarted, basically, by myself, basically from nature and smoking drugs and doing different things I've self... s... like self, learned myself. And that's the whole difference, I guess is that I don't need the books or the schooling type things. I just get everything on my own and because of that I'm alive right now. I mean if I had read more books or tried to go on to collage and different things like that I'd be dead right now because people say books and college are for to be make you smarter, but they can also be for to be make you dead, which is what could have happened to me. My brain doesn't use enough oxygen because I don't have the whole thing filled with different stuff and if it was full, it's only part full, and that's why I'm alive right now. The guards are giving me here, you know, "read this book, try to get smarter" but I'm like, alright, I'll pretend to read it but I'm not going to really read it cause my brain will be more full and if I have another heart attack I'm going to die...

I just wanna get out of here now and spend time with Grimes and Azalia and get my family going again. Basically that's all that matters to me. They come to visit me a couple times in jail for the first time ever which is awesome, Grimes seems to be really digging me and looking really good and I just wanna get out of here and see them, exercise a bit, maybe eat better and try to quit smoking. I'm going to quit smoking cigarettes first, and then, you know, work off the dope or whatever eventually, although I don't know.

# ? Sep 4, 2018 22:33

Last Chance: Dec 31, 2004

infernal machines posted:

# ? Sep 4, 2018 22:37

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Oldsmobile posted:

Actually visited a car factory last week. They've actually hired like 3k people in the last two years and added new models so they're kinda in the same situation as Tesla's factory.

Talked to the union boss and he was like "yeah, we've had our problems but basically everyone here, including the bosses have been following Tesla and Elon and been lolling at his problems".

(Apparently their specialty is doing several completely different models right after another. So a production run might be a mix of completely different models, styles, engine options, body shapes, colors and it's no problem for them.)

So anyway, Musk's been noticed in the industry I guess.

E: Oh, forgot to mention, we went to their "needs repairs/something went wrong with these cars during assembly" lot and there were like five cars there.

E2: they laughed about the "X number of cars a week" number. Theirs is a secret but he said Elon is a silly boy.

you heard it here first: gm reviving oldsmobile

# ? Sep 4, 2018 22:40

Oldsmobile: Jun 13, 2006

Endless Mike posted:

you heard it here first: gm reviving oldsmobile

Shiiii

# ? Sep 4, 2018 22:41

qirex: Feb 15, 2001

"I'm working 20 hours a day and sleeping in the office but somehow I still have time to write long-winded emails to journalists filled with baseless accusations in order to cast the spotlight back on some dumbass poo poo I did months ago but I'm totally not mad"
- someone who is definitely not on a shitload of stimulants

# ? Sep 4, 2018 22:44

PIZZA.BAT: Nov 12, 2016

musk is so fuckin online he's even doing the piss-pour internet detective routine. amazing. amazing.

# ? Sep 4, 2018 22:52

PIZZA.BAT: Nov 12, 2016

fart simpson posted:

amazing

# ? Sep 4, 2018 22:52

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Endless Mike posted:

you heard it here first: gm reviving oldsmobile

saturn

# ? Sep 4, 2018 23:05

ol qwerty bastard: Dec 13, 2005; If you want something done, do it yourself!

hey uh elon this is just a suggestion but if you actually have proof someone is abusing children maybe call the fuckin cops????? instead of pissing about on twitter

btw all my posts are now officially off the record so it's illegal for them to be used against me, i don't know why no one has ever used this loophole before, it's genius :smugdog:

# ? Sep 4, 2018 23:07

CommieGIR: Aug 22, 2006; The blue glow is a feature, not a bug; Pillbug

"I"M SO SMART, JUST TAKE MY LIBEL ACCUSATION AT FACE VALUE, YOUR HONOR!" -Musk, shouting over the people trying to wave him off.

# ? Sep 4, 2018 23:09

fins: May 31, 2011; Floss Finder

TSLA -4.20%

maybe that was the 420 he was blathering about

e:dammit 4.21

# ? Sep 4, 2018 23:43

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TACD: Oct 27, 2000

elon musk appears to know more about where to have sex with children than he does about making cars

# ? Sep 4, 2018 23:54

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