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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
This is the new gif thread. Link huge images, and :nws: :nms: stuff.
Etc...

ik edit: here are the current video *monkey scripts to make them work nicer

JavaScript code:
// ==UserScript==
// @name        Fix videos - somethingawful.com
// @namespace   Violentmonkey Scripts
// @match       https://forums.somethingawful.com/*
// @version     1.0
// @author      -
// @description 2/27/2020, 11:56:31 PM
// ==/UserScript==

const fixVideos = setTimeout(function(){
  var videos = document.getElementsByTagName('video');
  for(var i = 0; i < videos.length; i++){
    videos[i].removeAttribute('loop');
    videos[i].controls = true;
    videos[i].pause();
    videos[i].currentTime = 0;
    videos[i].volume = 0.8;
    videos[i].muted = false;
  }
}, 500);
JavaScript code:
// ==UserScript==
// @name        Fix videos better - somethingawful.com
// @namespace   https://forums.somethingawful.com/
// @match       https://forums.somethingawful.com/*
// @version     0.2
// @author      Wheany, BlankSystemDaemon
// @description Sets embedded video size caps, auto-enables controls, embeds webms, sets volume to 20%, and prevents videos from looping. Last edited: 6/19/2023, 15:00:42 UTC
// ==/UserScript==


function processVideos() {
	[...document.getElementsByTagName('video')].forEach((v) => {
		v.removeAttribute('loop');
		v.pause();
		Object.assign(v, {
			currentTime: 0,
            		controls: true,
			volume: 0.8,
			muted: false
		});
		Object.assign(v.style, {
			maxWidth: '100%',
			maxHeight: '800px'
		});
	})
}

// required for dynamic webapp pages that modify the page with javascript
const observer = new MutationObserver(processVideos);
observer.observe(document.body, {
	childList: true,
	subtree: true
});

// handles simple pages like SA forums where the page structure doesn't change dynamically after being loaded
if(document.readyState === "interactive") {
	processVideos();
} else {
	document.addEventListener('DOMContentLoaded', processVideos);
}
Gifs!















Somebody has a new favorite as of 10:34 on Dec 23, 2023

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Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."
https://i.imgur.com/h6ltgiU.gifv

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
https://i.imgur.com/0cjPUBP.gifv

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/DmSmTjzX4AAPMv-.mp4

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I like gifs that IMpuweR.

https://i.imgur.com/IMpuweR.mp4


E:


:confused:

What does this lady normally eat?

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 15:39 on Sep 5, 2018

HenryEx
Mar 25, 2009

...your cybernetic implants, the only beauty in that meat you call "a body"...
Grimey Drawer

Karate Bastard posted:

:confused:

What does this lady normally eat?

I don't think we ever see Arielle eat anything, or the other mermaids for that matter, so your guess is as good as mine.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Karate Bastard posted:

:confused:

What does this lady normally eat?

Sailors, mostly.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost





Poulpe
Nov 11, 2006
Canadian Santa Extraordinaire
Let's post our favorite reaction gifs for your copy pasting pleasure

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010




gently caress, how do I get this to show up?

edit: Here, have a working reaction GIF in the meantime.

Hirayuki has a new favorite as of 16:59 on Sep 5, 2018

Hirethor
Dec 16, 2008

You think you know hip?
YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT BEING HIP!

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ConsciousCluelessKrill-mobile.mp4

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Aesthetic af, nice

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
https://i.imgur.com/vywDnkH.gifv

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
quote isn't edit

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
loving ouch.

End of Shoelace
Apr 5, 2016

thats either kidney or spine. god drat

Weener Beater
May 4, 2010

End of Shoelace posted:

thats either kidney or spine. god drat

If he kisses him again will that make it better?

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

End of Shoelace posted:

thats either kidney or spine. god drat
That's a chair

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Get animated.















hooah
Feb 6, 2006
WTF?

This is pretty nifty. What's it from?

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

Say Nothing posted:

Get animated.




Thanks, now I can hear this song.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://i.imgur.com/zXixqb0.mp4

https://www.instagram.com/p/BnP-N-SDwYS/

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/JGGaZBe.gifv

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...

Jeeeze, "sorry". It's a pretty standard stunt.

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

hooah posted:

This is pretty nifty. What's it from?

https://www.picbear.one/adrian_allinger

Some good music there, too!

https://i.imgur.com/yCKtrli.gifv

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


18 Character Limit posted:

Thanks, now I can hear this song.

https://giant.gfycat.com/AffectionateBaggyGardensnake.webm

https://giant.gfycat.com/PortlyGorgeousHornshark.webm

https://giant.gfycat.com/HatefulEquatorialAztecant.webm

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Do kids even know what static is nowadays?

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



Megillah Gorilla posted:

Do kids even know what static is nowadays?

It's that thing from horror movies/games, like when slender men start approaching. You know, so you can get ready to be spooped.

E: Like this weird cat which just saw some static (unmute it):
https://i.imgur.com/Z8lFwlE.mp4

Geemer has a new favorite as of 16:14 on Sep 6, 2018

JEEVES420
Feb 16, 2005

The world is a mess... and I just need to rule it

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Do kids even know what static is nowadays?

There were two shows we used to watch when on Acid, the Snow channel and the Blue channel (VCR screen).

IUG
Jul 14, 2007


Geemer posted:

It's that thing from horror movies/games, like when slender men start approaching. You know, so you can get ready to be spooped.

E: Like this weird cat which just saw some static (unmute it):
https://i.imgur.com/Z8lFwlE.mp4

Wow, that's much better with sound! :haw:

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry


:(

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Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Never the best way to find out. :(

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