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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
drat that was a nice slider from Deetz

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PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

Northeast Oklahoma A&M huh.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I've always hoped Deetz would make it to the big leagues so I could make Mr Deetz jokes

Chows
Apr 13, 2002

I mean we all knew the Mariners were overachieving in the first half but good god this is just terrible baseball

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
So is Severino injured or what? He started the season looking like he was going to continue his acely tear but it feels like he's been dogshit for a while now.

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

Chows posted:

I mean we all knew the Mariners were overachieving in the first half but good god this is just terrible baseball

Or we could just hit a few dingers?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
What if I told you at the beginning of the season that an A's/Yankees game that was Mike Fiers vs Luis Severino would be a one sided beatdown courtesy of a Fiers shutout?

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

Intruder posted:

What if I told you at the beginning of the season that an A's/Yankees game that was Mike Fiers vs Luis Severino would be a one sided beatdown courtesy of a Fiers shutout?

Mike Fiers the no-hit pitcher? Why yes of course.

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug
Jesus, you could throw to second and Chris Shaw would swing at it.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
the lack of daytime baseball today is killing my work day

and no bucs tonight, just a complete bust

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Let's go Bryant

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

Francisco Mejia just hit his 2nd dong of the game for the Padres

Then Franmil Reyes, who is just a beast of a man, must be like 6'4 250, struck out and snapped the bat over his knee Bo Jackson style

Padres always seem to have a bunch of exciting prospects, for a team that's never actually any good

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Rizzo why your chin so bald

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Baez run hard

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Hell yes Rizzo and Baez!

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
ZoRBIst!

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Zobrist does NOT like first base.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Why would you hit that handsome of a man?

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Give Kyle some love and hit a dong or two cubs.

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Ender! Freddie! Nick!

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Terrance Gore rules

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Gore has the perfect Ichiro feet first slide.

Time for the Cubs to get walked off again.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Tyler Chatwood has infected this bullpen, they cannot stop walking guys.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
String bean has not been sharp lately.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Popete posted:

String bean has not been sharp lately.

He has not, Joe running him out in this spot vs the heart of the Nationals order was asinine. Cool way to throw a game, Maddon.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
:lol: so Justin Wilson was available but did not come in to start the inning despite Harper and Soto being guaranteed AB's. No instead he comes in to face a righty after the winning run gets to third with only one out. Dear god Joe.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Justin Wilson good?

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Whew!

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
God job... Justin Wilson? Ugh, that feels weird to type.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Sydin's buddy!

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Five pitches not even remotely near the zone, Javy K's. Christ what a poor AB, even for him.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Owned by Greg Holland, :lol:

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Woo hoo getting something done against Grienke

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
David Bote can only hit in the clutch and I'm not really complaining about it.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
David loving Bote

Atomizer
Jun 24, 2007



<---This guy! :smugdog:

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Lmao you gotta be fuckin kidding me bote

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Is this what it feels like to root for a team that employs a "Cubs Killer"?

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Hell yeah September call up guy!

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
A fantastic clutch RBI hit from uh....

......

.....

Taylor Davis? Sure. :toot:

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