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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Dumb Lowtax posted:

Rogan asking if it's really a good idea though, to put video games in cars, Musk just goes on explaining that it's all about making the old atari games have better controls

:yeshaha:

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gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Accretionist posted:

He has a halting style where he doesn't finish any of his statements/ideas and leaves a lot of dead air. Feels like an act.

Halting and Catching Fire: the Elon Musk story. Foreword by Grimes.

Grognan
Jan 23, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
AHHHHHHHHHHHH I cannot believe this dude

Grognan
Jan 23, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
GHRIEMS HOLD ME

Grognan
Jan 23, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
BEING IN A TUNNEL IS LIKE BEING IN A SNAKE EXOSKELETON
Edit: IT IS METHANE PROOF

Edit: YOU NEVER CARE ABOUT THE EXISTENTIAL NATURE OF A PIT
HOLE IN THE GROUND IS BETTER THAN NO HOLE IN THE GROUND

PEOPLE DIG HOLES IN THE GROUND ALL THE TIME

engineering, airspace engineering. same thing

"I'm an alien" "I might have some mutation"

I can't be bothered to listen to this stupid rear end in a top hat.

Grognan has issued a correction as of 08:02 on Sep 7, 2018

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich

i thought he doesn't smoke weed because it makes you like a stone???

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/CodyB_415/status/1037955232825659392

dimebag dinkman
Feb 20, 2003

Shark Sandwich posted:

i thought he doesn't smoke weed because it makes you like a stone???

TheDon01
Mar 8, 2009


That was a pretty half-assed puff

the onion wizard
Apr 14, 2004


motherfucker smokes like bill Clinton

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Grognan posted:

BEING IN A TUNNEL IS LIKE BEING IN A SNAKE EXOSKELETON
Edit: IT IS METHANE PROOF

Edit: YOU NEVER CARE ABOUT THE EXISTENTIAL NATURE OF A PIT
HOLE IN THE GROUND IS BETTER THAN NO HOLE IN THE GROUND

PEOPLE DIG HOLES IN THE GROUND ALL THE TIME

engineering, airspace engineering. same thing

"I'm an alien" "I might have some mutation"

I can't be bothered to listen to this stupid rear end in a top hat.


lol

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



the onion wizard posted:

motherfucker smokes like bill Clinton

gently caress

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

the onion wizard posted:

motherfucker smokes like bill Clinton

lol

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-45445554

" To close the podcast, Mr Musk was asked if he had any concluding remarks.
"I think people should be nicer to each other," he said.
"And give… give more credit to others and don't assume they're mean until you know they're actually mean.
"It's easy to demonise people, you're usually wrong about it, people are nicer than you think."

It's pretty mean using a social media platform with shitloads of followers to repeatedly call a guy a pedophile without proof. Also to doxx Randi's and call their boss to complain about them not liking your product.

catapede
Jul 1, 2018

Eatin' fish leaves
Gettin' strong

God this is so embarrassing.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



ilmucche posted:

It's pretty mean using a social media platform with shitloads of followers to repeatedly call a guy a pedophile without proof. Also to doxx Randi's and call their boss to complain about them not liking your product.

Was that even brought up? I'm going to guess no, because despite being into MMA and monkey fights, Rogan has no balls.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

catapede posted:

God this is so embarrassing.

:emptyquote:

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/QTRResearch/status/1037959854869151744?s=19

2018 continues to be beyond description

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981


He looks like Alan partridge lmao

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I didn't know joe rogan did the synopsis

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bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
business magnets how do they work??






~2 hours a day if u go by the pie chart

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!
"Magnet" makes sense for a South African who was attracted to North America.

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets
Tesla stock just plummeted 3% in premarked trading. It’s happening

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Lote posted:

Tesla stock just plummeted 3% in premarked trading. It’s happening

:yeshaha:

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets
5% now

I figured out why. The Chief Accounting Officer just resigned. He was there for a month. :lol:

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009
Someone's not a fan of weed
https://twitter.com/business/status/1038043815733600256?s=19

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Tesla has always played it fast and loose with things like GAAP but my guess is that Musk has started pressuring people into doing straight up illegal poo poo with the numbers

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets
https://www.reddit.com/r/teslainvestorsclub/comments/9dsick/tsla_daily_investor_discussion_september_07_2018/

https://www.reddit.com/r/teslamotors/comments/9cjzxe/tsla_weekly_investor_discussion_september_03_2018/

Funny how people even come into this subforum to try and push negative news. I bought more at 285 and will continue to do so. Especially, if it moves lower on him "smoking weed", lmao. I'm sure Steve Jobs never took any mind altering drugs...

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007


lmao

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
turns out straight up lying about your cruise control and lane assist features may be expensive

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s---PnJj8Lf--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/pbb7dlapg6x87ttr2aac.mp4

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
266

:yeshaha:

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets
Based on the statement released by the CAO it seems like a non-event, he explicitly said there are not any irregularities or anything wrong with the company, sounds like he may have just been overworked. I wonder if we will see a recovery during market hours when the news is properly digested, e.g. knee-jerk reaction.

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


https://twitter.com/juliacarriew/status/1037971786808184832

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


down 5% pre-market lol

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
TSLA at 210 will be very funny

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009
LMAO he was there a month. A MONTH
https://twitter.com/CNBCnow/status/1038043674096140288?s=19

quote:

"Since I joined Tesla on August 6, the level of public attention placed on the company, as well as the pace within the company, have exceeded my expectations," Morton said. "As a result, this caused me to reconsider my future. I want to be clear that I believe strongly in Tesla, its mission and its future prospects, and I have no disagreements with Tesla's leadership or its financial reporting."
yeah ok sure buddy :jerkbag:

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

What's the crisis number 230?

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets

Lawman 0 posted:

What's the crisis number 230?

Around there. If it goes below that to like 215 fairly quickly people will really panic but if it gradually gets to 230 Musk has time to pledge more collateral.

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FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Lawman 0 posted:

What's the crisis number 230?

I think 250 is the convertible loan breakpoint, I'd guess 230 is lmao



hole in your share price

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