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Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Skip My Posts posted:

historians say it was superior firepower, overwhelming numbers, and hosed up cyber bullying that allowed the foreign marauders to overrun these proud indigenous peoples

lol

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threeagainstfour
Jun 27, 2005


Skip My Posts posted:

historians say it was superior firepower, overwhelming numbers, and hosed up cyber bullying that allowed the foreign marauders to overrun these proud indigenous peoples

Guns, Germs, and Smart Phones

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless


reading my twitter mentions

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Soothing Vapors posted:

nicco now says she was misquoted and that it was Gaethje who wanted her to wear the headdress on TUF, not Dana or UFC management

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNFBLfPTFOU&t=181s

startin 2 think mma journalism bad

big surprise she made that up

I am Otis
Sep 22, 2003

Skip My Posts posted:

bet the reservation on shevchenko

lol big wampum

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
lol @ skip my posts' posts

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

Marching Powder posted:

lol @ skip my posts' posts

It's like he's been saving these up.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Saw a hundred posts and thought something bad happened to an upcoming fight.

Turns out Sage just took his shirt off.

Welcome to PSP!

Foul Fowl
Sep 12, 2008

Uuuuh! Seek ye me?

red19fire posted:

An exhausted Mendes was still able to take down Conor at will. As long as Khabib doesn't eat an Aldo-style knockout punch on the way in, it'll be a wrestling clinic.

i don't think mendes and khabib are similar at all other than the fact that both wrestle. i mean conor and khabib both have really unique styles, there's not really anyone else in the division who's like them. but i guess that's true of like half the top ten guys.

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HooN6jkwcI

Does Tyron always sound sick as gently caress when he cuts weight?

Biodome
Nov 21, 2006

Gerry

willie_dee posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HooN6jkwcI

Does Tyron always sound sick as gently caress when he cuts weight?

https://youtu.be/zWVuCVw5TiY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWVuCVw5TiY

Biodome fucked around with this message at 02:24 on Sep 7, 2018

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy
Does Sage know he’s making gay pinup porn, and who’s taking those photos? It’s not his dad, right?

Count Roland
Oct 6, 2013

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Does Sage know he’s making gay pinup porn, and who’s taking those photos? It’s not his dad, right?

This is a good question.

He looks huge there, didn't he fight at 155 or something?

TheReverend
Jun 21, 2005

Buff Sage just crashed the Awful app on my phone.

2 hot 2 handle.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
Tuivasa / jds is a go apparently. I like tai but not being able to knock out and getting gifted a decision against arlovski points to getting brutally hosed up by a pretty washed up jds.

jay z's sedan
Nov 22, 2005

milk truck just arrive
Trevor Wittman is comparing the "extreme trauma" Rose is somehow still enduring from a dolly getting thrown at a bus to 9/11 lol

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

jay z's sedan posted:

Trevor Wittman is comparing the "extreme trauma" Rose is somehow still enduring from a dolly getting thrown at a bus to 9/11 lol

Rose has a hosed up past and I'm not surprised she was shaken up by it but going directly to 9/11 is very good lol

Auron
Jan 10, 2002
<img alt="" border="0" src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-auron.jpg"/><br/>Drunken Robot Rage

Count Roland posted:

This is a good question.

He looks huge there, didn't he fight at 155 or something?

He had a couple 155 lbs matches, but mostly fought at 170.

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



So Conor is Osama and Dana is Bush?

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



Count Roland posted:

This is a good question.

He looks huge there, didn't he fight at 155 or something?

He’s bulking up for that Logan Paul payday. Our boy’s a free agent now.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/1038052626452111360

Brown Paper Bag
Nov 3, 2012

https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/1038050489294905345

Szymanski
Jul 31, 2005

You down with OCP?
Sugartime Jones
Montano out? amazing

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

lol Montano is shook as gently caress.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

Szymanski posted:

Montano out? amazing

Valentina would murder her so this is a very pro move.

For a coward.

Brown Paper Bag
Nov 3, 2012

Till weighed in at 169!

Helwani livecast - https://www.pscp.tv/w/1lDxLXrdkdzxm

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Till basically shut everyone up with that.

Brown Paper Bag
Nov 3, 2012

And Woodley weighs in a pound over hahahahaha

EDIT: but makes 170 with the towel

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Woodley is mad at coming in at 171.

Edit - took his underoos off and made 170.

Brown Paper Bag
Nov 3, 2012

And now Zabit is two pounds over

EDIT: and then he weighs in at 146.5... and then they just declare him as 146?!

Brown Paper Bag fucked around with this message at 15:13 on Sep 7, 2018

mewse
May 2, 2006

Mekchu posted:

Woodley is mad at coming in at 171.

Edit - took his underoos off and made 170.

Wonder what the consequences would've been if he'd missed, usually it makes it a non-title fight doesn't it? That would've robbed Till

Brown Paper Bag posted:

And now Zabit is two pounds over

Noooo!!

Meadowhill
Jan 5, 2015

Mekchu posted:

Woodley is mad at coming in at 171.

Edit - took his underoos off and made 170.

Did he do the DC special?

Brown Paper Bag
Nov 3, 2012

https://twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/1038072239881515009

jay z's sedan
Nov 22, 2005

milk truck just arrive
cut her

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
drat I wonder why the ufc doesn’t want to promote the 4-2 champion that won’t fight

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


mewse posted:

Wonder what the consequences would've been if he'd missed, usually it makes it a non-title fight doesn't it? That would've robbed Till


Noooo!!

Woodley would have been stripped and Till would have been eligible to win the title if he beat Woodley. A comparable thing happened with Holloway-Pettis. They might have sent in Usman to fight Till for the title, as Usman was apparently cleared to fight medically and cut weight in case Till didn't make it.

Auron
Jan 10, 2002
<img alt="" border="0" src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-auron.jpg"/><br/>Drunken Robot Rage

Can't decide if this card got better or worse

Think I'm indifferent. I want to feel something, but this card isn't letting me feel anything.

mewse
May 2, 2006

CommonShore posted:

Woodley would have been stripped and Till would have been eligible to win the title if he beat Woodley. A comparable thing happened with Holloway-Pettis. They might have sent in Usman to fight Till for the title, as Usman was apparently cleared to fight medically and cut weight in case Till didn't make it.

Ah that's a good policy to get the champ to make weight

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Dr. Abysmal posted:

drat I wonder why the ufc doesn’t want to promote the 4-2 champion that won’t fight

They promote the hell out of a guy whose never even signed a contract to defend either of his titles. :shrug:

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Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are
I'm obviously a fan of women's fights, but I can't say I'm that disappointed? Except that I do love when Valentina shows off her dance moves. Alas.

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