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Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

I make a da rockets and smoka da weed

# ? Sep 7, 2018 16:14

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 12:27

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Improbable Lobster posted:

I make a da rockets and smoka da weed

elon to the SEC: attsa matta, attsa matta--HEY!--attsa matta fah you???

# ? Sep 7, 2018 16:18

Ciaphas: Nov 20, 2005; > BEWARE, COWARD

Tesla stock tanks as much as 9% after top executives resign and Elon Musk smokes weed on video

Happy Friday, everyone :unsmith:

# ? Sep 7, 2018 16:18

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Ciaphas posted:

Tesla stock tanks as much as 9% after top executives resign and Elon Musk smokes weed on video

Happy Friday, everyone

he's totally gonna pull the "but i did not inhale" line.

# ? Sep 7, 2018 16:19

hobbesmaster: Jan 28, 2008

President Beep posted:

he's totally gonna pull the "but i did not inhale" line.

tesla stock down 10% because CEO did not inhale

# ? Sep 7, 2018 16:21

Meat Beat Agent: Aug 5, 2007; felonious assault with a sproinging boner

[elon sets the blunt down on the tesla assembly line and starts headbutting it] is this supposed to be bad for me??? loving idiots

# ? Sep 7, 2018 16:22

prisoner of waffles: May 8, 2007; Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the fishmech
About my neck was hung.

fermun posted:

Press 'F' to not inhale

# ? Sep 7, 2018 16:23

prisoner of waffles: May 8, 2007; Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the fishmech
About my neck was hung.

almost like the success of a public company comes from actual execution + maintaining the confidence of investors and potential investors and not just being epic and having fanboys

# ? Sep 7, 2018 16:24

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

NOT a flamethrower! :imunfunny:

# ? Sep 7, 2018 16:26

prisoner of waffles: May 8, 2007; Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the fishmech
About my neck was hung.

quote:

One of the lines from Hitchhiker�s, Musk says, ended up being Musk Family Rule Number One: �Don�t panic.�

�The boys were quite skittish about all kinds of things,� Riley explains.

�That�s our other rule,� Musk continues. �Safety third. There�s not even a Rule Number Two. But even though there�s nothing in second place, safety is not getting promoted to number two.�

"Safety third": a motto for a man who should not have direct control over engineers making safety-critical systems.

# ? Sep 7, 2018 16:26

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

At this rate the ocarina is gonna teleport you to insolvency

# ? Sep 7, 2018 16:35

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Ciaphas posted:

Tesla stock tanks as much as 9% after top executives resign and Elon Musk smokes weed on video

Happy Friday, everyone

blessed report

# ? Sep 7, 2018 16:38

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes

jauh ahm tuo high

grahmes mah precious wher are yuh

# ? Sep 7, 2018 16:39

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

oh cool i like his totally subversive shirt.

# ? Sep 7, 2018 16:41

Marijuana: May 8, 2011; Go lick a dog's ass til it bleeds.

how can anyone be worth billions (on paper) while not being an 83,000 y/o undead lich and yet somehow still look like 100% rear end

# ? Sep 7, 2018 16:42

prisoner of waffles: May 8, 2007; Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the fishmech
About my neck was hung.

President Beep posted:

oh cool i like his totally subversive shirt.

it's an "occupy mars" shirt so it doesn't rate

it's his own company's merch

# ? Sep 7, 2018 16:43

creationist believer: Feb 16, 2007; College Slice

why would enol have beef with wall st???

# ? Sep 7, 2018 16:44

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

Marijuana posted:

how can anyone be worth billions (on paper) while not being an 83,000 y/o undead lich and yet somehow still look like 100% rear end

Ask Marky Z

# ? Sep 7, 2018 16:47

Marijuana: May 8, 2011; Go lick a dog's ass til it bleeds.

CSPAM xpost

Marijuana posted:

https://twitter.com/straightalkjud/status/1038087388814368768

# ? Sep 7, 2018 16:47

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

prisoner of waffles posted:

it's an "occupy mars" shirt so it doesn't rate

it's his own company's merch

oh jeez...

# ? Sep 7, 2018 16:57

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Marijuana posted:

CSPAM xpost

lmao. im loving dying.

# ? Sep 7, 2018 16:58

Marijuana: May 8, 2011; Go lick a dog's ass til it bleeds.

shoutout to michael hudson for blessing my twitter timeline with that excellent video

# ? Sep 7, 2018 16:59

TACD: Oct 27, 2000

prisoner of waffles posted:

"Safety third": a motto for a man who should not have direct control over engineers making safety-critical systems.

as a successful billionaire car salesman i take my guiding principles from douglas adams and burning man

stay in school kids

# ? Sep 7, 2018 17:01

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

this wasnt easy

https://twitter.com/jonny290/status/1038098498619551744

# ? Sep 7, 2018 17:16

Lutha Mahtin: Oct 10, 2010; Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Kum&

# ? Sep 7, 2018 17:19

Hoshi: Jan 20, 2013

I get Bicd out of every lighter I ever get except the kum & go ones. They're the only ones where I've ever kept it until it was empty

# ? Sep 7, 2018 17:20

Marijuana: May 8, 2011; Go lick a dog's ass til it bleeds.

Jonny 290 posted:

this wasnt easy

https://twitter.com/jonny290/status/1038098498619551744

7/10 that angle is not quite acute enough

# ? Sep 7, 2018 17:20

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

Lutha Mahtin posted:

Kum&

Actually I think you�ll find that the K is not underlined?

# ? Sep 7, 2018 17:21

HAIL eSATA-n: Apr 7, 2007

Jonny 290 posted:

this wasnt easy

https://twitter.com/jonny290/status/1038098498619551744

290 is a yospos treasure

# ? Sep 7, 2018 17:21

post hole digger: Mar 21, 2011

fermun posted:

# ? Sep 7, 2018 17:34

post hole digger: Mar 21, 2011

he just wants to be cool so god drat bad

# ? Sep 7, 2018 17:35

Munkeymon: Aug 14, 2003; Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.

Schadenboner posted:

Actually I think you’ll find that the K is not underlined?

the K becomes the underline :okpos:

# ? Sep 7, 2018 17:35

post hole digger: Mar 21, 2011

Marijuana posted:

CSPAM xpost

lmfao

# ? Sep 7, 2018 17:37

creationist believer: Feb 16, 2007; College Slice

no wonder the model 3 seems less than half baked

# ? Sep 7, 2018 17:38

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde