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goddammit i'm just a few posts late https://twitter.com/jonny290/status/1038098498619551744
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Sep 7, 2018 17:33
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I wonder what the odds are that Tesla has fires someone over a positive weed piss-test.
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Sep 7, 2018 17:37
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izagoof posted:haha the replies https://twitter.com/32MBofESRAM/status/1038089417188106240 https://twitter.com/32MBofESRAM/status/1038091441497690114 lol
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Sep 7, 2018 17:37
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I only have back of the envelope math on this, but that redditor who mortgaged his house is down over sixty grand unless something has changed
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Sep 7, 2018 17:39
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poisonpill posted:Musk is more like Bruce Banner than Tony Stark. he’s weird and nerdy half the time and then just rages and destroys stock value when hitting green But Bruce Banner is an actual scientist and presumably smart in the context of those comics/movies.
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Sep 7, 2018 17:39
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He hit that blunt like a cigar what a pussy You're supposed to inhale you loving piussy
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Sep 7, 2018 17:40
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Agronox posted:I only have back of the envelope math on this, but that redditor who mortgaged his house is down over sixty grand unless something has changed He also had to pay capital gains on the Berkshire Hathaway stock he sold to pay off the loan.
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Sep 7, 2018 17:40
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I've said this before but musk is the Sam Rockwell villain from Iron Man 2
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Sep 7, 2018 17:41
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Ytlaya posted:But Bruce Banner is an actual scientist and presumably smart in the context of those comics/movies. He's more like Hammer - generally incompetent, stole all the credit for his big products which don't actually work, and obsessed with being considered #2 when compared to a bigger tech rear end in a top hat.
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Sep 7, 2018 17:42
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Shifty Pony posted:I wonder what the odds are that Tesla has fires someone over a positive weed piss-test. oh poo poo I hope he gets sued for wrongful termination or something
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Sep 7, 2018 17:43
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Party Boat posted:I've said this before but musk is the Sam Rockwell villain from Iron Man 2 oh my gosh I just remembered musk is literally in that film at least I think it's him, some tech douchebag anyway
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Sep 7, 2018 17:46
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Lote posted:He also had to pay capital gains on the Berkshire Hathaway stock he sold to pay off the loan. a lot of young people are going to get completely busted out at some point. we haven’t had a bear market in nearly a decade and these guys have no sense of risk management
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Sep 7, 2018 17:47
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Ytlaya posted:But Bruce Banner is an actual scientist and presumably smart in the context of those comics/movies. Doesn't he have like 7 PhDs? Which makes him super smart in-universe, and an insane moron to anybody irl with a PhD
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Sep 7, 2018 17:53
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doesnt iron man beat the bad guy in every movie by flying up really high and then crashing back to the ground? mayb eelon is tony starkAgronox posted:he was probably hedging against the rest of his portfolio, right? one hopes i dont think so? i looked at their statement from when they transferred in and after a quick glance it looks like just a bunch of large cap stocks and then like a half million dollar short
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Sep 7, 2018 17:55
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the iron man suit sees a shadow and stops mid flight
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Sep 7, 2018 17:56
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Nikita Khrushchev posted:the iron man suit sees a firetruck and goes full throttle My DJI tiny flying camera thingamabob literally stops mid-air because it thinks it saw a shadow, though. So annoying i disabled all the fancy vision ML crap, and now it's actually usable.
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Sep 7, 2018 17:57
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I want to frame this
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Sep 7, 2018 17:58
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Ytlaya posted:But Bruce Banner is an actual scientist and presumably smart in the context of those comics/movies. Actually Elon Musk is cool & good. 
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Sep 7, 2018 17:58
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when is musk going to get margin called when will the death spiral happen
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Sep 7, 2018 17:59
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https://twitter.com/bonerhitler/status/1038071356728979456
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Sep 7, 2018 18:00
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Iron man really liked putting yellow on his suits
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Sep 7, 2018 18:05
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elon musk saves himself embraces jah and is forgiven of all his crimes
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Sep 7, 2018 18:07
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Agronox posted:I only have back of the envelope math on this, but that redditor who mortgaged his house is down over sixty grand unless something has changed yeah something changed im sure he is divorced by now
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Sep 7, 2018 18:08
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please tell me this is a real screenshot
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Sep 7, 2018 18:08
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cumshitter posted:i dont think so? i looked at their statement from when they transferred in and after a quick glance it looks like just a bunch of large cap stocks and then like a half million dollar short could be an overly simple pairs trade if he thinks, say, GM will outperform the market, but has no underlying bullish or bearish view on the market itself, he could buy GM and sell some ratio of SPY. that way no matter what happens with the broader market, if he’s right about GM, he makes money or he could just be a fuckin’ dumbass, that happens a lot
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Sep 7, 2018 18:08
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MiniFoo posted:please tell me this is a real screenshot “So it’s a given that we’re clearly on a trajectory to have games that are indistinguishable from reality, and those games could be played on any set-top box or a PC and there would probably be billions of such computers and set-top boxes, it would seem to follow that the odds that we’re in base reality is one in billions" and thats like years old
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Sep 7, 2018 18:13
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elon musk thinks hes going to live to see that kind of simulation meanwhile dwarf fortress is about as indepth as we can get right now
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Sep 7, 2018 18:15
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MiniFoo posted:please tell me this is a real screenshot
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Sep 7, 2018 18:15
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Siljmonster posted:elon musk thinks hes going to live to see that kind of simulation No, he thinks he is IN one.
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Sep 7, 2018 18:16
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gschmidl posted:No, he thinks he is IN one. no wonder the UI/UX in his product are terrible
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Sep 7, 2018 18:17
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Lutha Mahtin posted:i did one of these in an econ class. it was when progressive insurance was getting big/popular up in the early 00s and my team was like "well we know buying just one company is dumb but we also don't know what we're doing so". and same thing, we sold everything to buy more PGR and beat the whole class
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Sep 7, 2018 18:20
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tesla shares take a hit huh
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Sep 7, 2018 18:21
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orcinus posted:IT'S A BUBBLE MAN IT'S BEEN UP TOO LONG I'M TELLING YOU i need a good lol. post the chart with all the ridiculous trend lines. you know the one.
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Sep 7, 2018 18:23
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gschmidl posted:No, he thinks he is IN one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KK_kzrJPS8
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Sep 7, 2018 18:24
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The Simulation Hypothesis has been all the rage in silicon valley for years
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Sep 7, 2018 18:25
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Dadbod Apocalypse posted:i need a good lol. post the chart with all the ridiculous trend lines. you know the one. Can't find it rn, but here's another one just like it: https://stocktwits.com/KimbleCharting/message/135717794
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