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ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011

Literally the least AUG photo of Melon-pan I have ever seen. Genuinely can't tell if he's that fundamentally broken or if it's all god-tier performance art, but the fact that he seems to be spending a few thousand euros a month on (drawn) child pornography points to the former.

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Groke
Jul 27, 2007
New Adventures In Mom Strength

Instant Jellyfish posted:

Am I too late for abscess chat? Dr. Pimplepopper has nothing on livestock vets.


Yah, cows are simply way bigger mammals and have more of everything. I grew up on a farm, and this gives me some perspective on stuff like changing a baby's diapers or such. Let's just say there ain't nothing a human infant can produce that will measure up to a barn full of cattle with a stomach bug.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Grumbletron 4000 posted:

I never saw that part. That's a drag. It's such a legendary photo. I remember he had a really funny thread where he put a lovely .22 pistol in a toilet too.

Yeah, that was hilarious! Lincoln's Wax dared him to put it on GunBroker as a starter gun from an Iditarod race that Adolf Hitler won... and he did. I think it sold too.

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




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Happy page 💯
:bubblewoop::bubblewoop::bubblewoop::bubblewoop::bubblewoop:


CLUB CLB CLUB BANGRRRRR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPyhlybViJw

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New Wave Jose
Aug 20, 2008

A part of me would like to see Hitler react to these people who fetishize the Nazi. I don't think he would approve :rolleyes:

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe


Hay guys I got a sick tat of my fanfiction

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
No regerts

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Please be real, hosed up if real tho.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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New Wave Jose posted:

A part of me would like to see Hitler react to these people who fetishize the Nazi. I don't think he would approve :rolleyes:

Are you suggesting Hitler would be our ally against the Anime Scourge?

That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009

Instant Jellyfish posted:

Am I too late for abscess chat? Dr. Pimplepopper has nothing on livestock vets.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKD1hbpKHKA

Yay, thank you!! :neckbeard: My mom has an infected cyst on her arm that we took to get taken care of, but I couldn't see what was done.

Imagine a 10x10 room with four women over 250lbs, an exam table, a chair, a stool, and two trash cans, plus a counter with sink. The nurse was shamefully unprepared, so she had to keep leaving the room to get supplies, and it was like a goddamn tetris game to move enough cans and chairs around to get her out and in.

Later today I get to pull out the packing and re-gauze it though. :dance:

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




Solice Kirsk posted:

Are you suggesting Hitler would be our ally against the Anime Scourge?

BUT WHAT IF HE WAS INTO IT???

New Wave Jose
Aug 20, 2008

Solice Kirsk posted:

Are you suggesting Hitler would be our ally against the Anime Scourge?

Never but I would like to see them getting destroyed by something they idolize.

I would settle to seeing Hitler getting depressed over what is "legacy" is.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

text me a vag pic posted:

BUT WHAT IF HE WAS INTO IT???

My.......god.........

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Violet_Sky posted:



Hay guys I got a sick tat of my fanfiction

Don't big tattoos like that take quite a while to do? He probably would've sobered up by the end.

Mr. Snickerdoodles
Nov 19, 2013

And perfectly jaundiced eyes, too. Whatta catch.

Weldon Pemberton
May 19, 2012

New Wave Jose posted:

A part of me would like to see Hitler react to these people who fetishize the Nazi. I don't think he would approve :rolleyes:

I think it's semi-ironic, the introductory video on his channel is him running around his apartment in the SS uniform doing a shouty Nazi voice about all his Otaku bullshit and saying "this is German animu, made by the sweat of German men!!" and the cucumbers in his fridge are German (he's Swiss IIRC). He's trying to take the piss, I guess.

Still, not sure you can "ironically" buy a repro of an SS uniform and the animated child porn love definitely isn't ironic. He even lost multiple jobs over it and was happy to do so rather than give up the path of the Otaku pervert.

fisting by many
Dec 25, 2009



ookiimarukochan posted:

Literally the least AUG photo of Melon-pan I have ever seen. Genuinely can't tell if he's that fundamentally broken or if it's all god-tier performance art, but the fact that he seems to be spending a few thousand euros a month on (drawn) child pornography points to the former.

About a month ago he got a job and was fired the next day once his employers found his twitter full of pictures of himself masturbating to anime.

Nothing about the previous sentence is embellished in any way.

For obvious reasons I am not going back in to find those tweets.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Sounds like the real MVP for a Nike commercial.

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




fisting by many posted:

For obvious reasons I am not going back in to find those tweets.

I got this.

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007





if this man is a performance artist his next performance should be that car scene from meet joe black










i can't do this a y more

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




I'm really upset that heavy drinking doesn't cause retroactive memory loss for me.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




hey. no thanks

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
That's real bad, buddy

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
okay so maybe my therapist is wrong and maybe just maybe this world really isn't worth living in

it is, but that guy is still super weird

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
icarus no

TheHomerTax
Dec 26, 2012

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Does this qualify as poop touching? I think this qualifies as poop touching.

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




TheHomerTax posted:

Does this qualify as poop touching? I think this qualifies as poop touching.

BITCH, YOU WANT ME TO @ THEM

swear to god ill jam my fist so deep in this poo you wont even know what happen next goddamn i can't even ill buy the dude an account that moron melon man what is his stupid rear end deal anyway ill jeez

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

text me a vag pic posted:

if this man is a performance artist his next performance should be that car scene from meet joe black










i can't do this a y more

yeah but he's being ironic you see

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Tetracube posted:

yeah but he's being ironic you see

:thejoke:, but:

fisting by many
Dec 25, 2009



text me a vag pic posted:

if this man is a performance artist his next performance should be that car scene from meet joe black

i can't do this a y more

I meant the ones about his job :gonk:

But thank you for your service, and for making everyone else see those cursed images.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



That sounds something someone would say with no brain.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

LingcodKilla posted:

That sounds something someone would say with no brain.

You take that back.

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe

Great Metal Jesus
Jun 11, 2007

Got no use for psychiatry
I can talk to the voices
in my head for free
Mood swings like an axe
Into those around me
My tongue is a double agent
I have only two political stances: I am very pro-life and I am extremely pro-murder.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY



I read this from the bottom-up and it's a real treat.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



Stuff like this is absolutely my favourite genre of weird stuff in the wild: deeply political, albeit nonsensical, reductions of the person's political views, none of which really align with any pre-formed ideology, taped to their car. I can absolutely tell what sort of person you are if you cover your 1995 Dodge Spirit in stickers that say "KEEP PORTLAND WEIRD" and "BOYCOTT VEAL"; I can probably even tell what sort of music you listen to. But this poo poo? No loving clue. For all I know, this person absolutely loves the Dixie Chicks and is also a vegan that supports the death penalty. loving fantastic.

This Is the Zodiac
Feb 4, 2003

cash crab posted:

Hello, everyone! Have some bad wax figures.


Titanic holds up as a movie but I still think Fran Drescher was a weird casting choice for Rose.

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers


I'm the small sticker that says "poop"

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

"boycott and deport the middle east"

Does that person know what those words mean?

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text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007





I finally understand

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