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Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.






I mean, these are some of the first few hits I got, and more that are similar. I don't think they're terrible, but I don't really have any hate towards Slipknot like some people seem to.

Some really good artwork, definitely resembles their masks, not that I'd ever get them on my body.

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Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.


Even though it’s janeway I’d say that a great idea with fairly poor execution.

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

Field Mousepad posted:

I googled slipknot mask tattoos and that was quite the adventure

You weren't kidding. Granted, I don't know a lot about Slipknot, but I'm guessing these aren't accurate depictions.





The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

Knee posted:







I mean, these are some of the first few hits I got, and more that are similar. I don't think they're terrible, but I don't really have any hate towards Slipknot like some people seem to.

Some really good artwork, definitely resembles their masks, not that I'd ever get them on my body.

Slipknot is a good band and goons hate them because they have to maintain an air of being better than the common man.

cool kids inc.
May 27, 2005

I swallowed a bug

On a local facebook page, someone requested a good tattoo artist! While browsing through these pages I found some moderately bad stuff, but nothing tooooo heinous until I stumbled across both an original (which is dope as gently caress- this particular recommendation was solid) and a copycat. I'll let you discern which is which.



theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

You’re supposed to get the tattoo after you get off the ship

Great Metal Jesus
Jun 11, 2007

Got no use for psychiatry
I can talk to the voices
in my head for free
Mood swings like an axe
Into those around me
My tongue is a double agent

hyperhazard posted:

You weren't kidding. Granted, I don't know a lot about Slipknot, but I'm guessing these aren't accurate depictions.







No 2 and 3 are actually reasonably accurate here. The first batch of masks in particular were not exactly what you would call high budget.

Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.
Agreed, but on 2 he looks like he's licking the mic and... that hand...

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




jit bull transpile posted:

Slipknot is a good band and goons hate them because they have to maintain an air of being better than the common man.

First 2 albums and also being 15 years old, maybe.

Everything since and being a grown up, lol.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

jit bull transpile posted:

Slipknot is a good band and goons hate them because they have to maintain an air of being better than the common man.

Nobody likes numetal anymore. This isn't some sort of goon hivemind thing.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
I still like their first album :shrug:

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




jit bull transpile posted:

Slipknot is a good band and goons hate them because they have to maintain an air of being better than the common man.

nah, try again.

lovely tattoo artists just found out about the soap reveal: https://www.instagram.com/p/BmmKIgGDjQj

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Shame it didn't reveal something not-lovely though

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

rodbeard posted:

Nobody likes numetal anymore. This isn't some sort of goon hivemind thing.

slipknot isn’t numetal. They don’t rap

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

jit bull transpile posted:

slipknot isn’t numetal. They don’t rap

They were part of the numetal fad. I'm not going to bother figuring out which lovely aong from 15 years ago they did.

Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.
I still like their first album before there were 9 (?) of them and had a different vocalist, Mate.Feed.Kill.Repeat. Some drat fine bass work on that, and some weirdness. A bunch of their early stuff was based off of White Wolf games, like Werewolf table-top stuff. Most of the songs from MFKR were re-used in the current line up's albums. And ya, they've rapped. Slipknot helped shape nu-metal then kind of tried to distance themselves from it a bit.

Anyway, dumb de-rail so:

More things becoming birds? Sure.. but even more boring:



And then.. this stuff:
:nws:https://i.imgur.com/exzfLkB.jpg:nws:


Edit: Are stick figures blowing each other NWS?

Knee has a new favorite as of 08:44 on Sep 11, 2018

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
That first one looks like manta rays

And sticking 120VAC in your cooch is really unsafe

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
Maaaan you're like school in summer. Noooo classss. *Bass solo*

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Transgender woman spends $40,000 to turn herself into a 'dragon'.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Say Nothing posted:

Transgender woman spends $40,000 to turn herself into a 'dragon'.



She missed the mark by oh, roughly a million miles or so. She looks more like Lord Voldemort:

Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Shoehead posted:

Maaaan you're like school in summer. Noooo classss. *Bass solo*

Man I hate continuing a derail but it's worth a full listen, whatever you preconceived notions of Slipknot. Metal, jazz, funk, some great bass work. Again, this was before "nu-metal" Slipknot.
Do Nothing/Bitch Slap: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwDed5zAjE8 (skip to 1:41 or so if you don't like the "metal" parts)


As for Dragon Lady there, I just posted that like 4 pages back, but it's all good. It (again "her" preferred term) was on Tosh.0, seemed like a decent person, but hosed up/abused past. Whether or not that's what led to who they became.......

Knee has a new favorite as of 11:52 on Sep 11, 2018

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BnlY-M-nZMD/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1nyzi7nldehpa

:confused:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Spirograph during an earthquake?

SoUncool
Oct 21, 2010
From what I can see of the rest of that arm, that person has a "janky line" fetish.

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

I don't think it's to everyone's taste, but I think it's pretty cool

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





That's an "owie" right there. That much black ink coverage on an elbow? Holy poo poo.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Badly done furry tail tattoos.



HungryMedusa
Apr 28, 2003


Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

That's an "owie" right there. That much black ink coverage on an elbow? Holy poo poo.

And it's all lines. That would be pure hell.

I don't hate it though. Much rather have it than a furry tail, especially the one that looks like a toupee.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007





I'm the green stink splotches

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Say Nothing posted:

Badly done furry tail tattoos.





Okay, genius, show us the well-done furry tattoos if you're gonna throw shade.

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

Say Nothing posted:

Badly done furry tail tattoos.






That first one is a cartoon character yelling at you.


Possibly saying, “don’t do this.”

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Screaming Idiot posted:

Okay, genius, show us the well-done furry tattoos if you're gonna throw shade.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Ok

That is actually pretty well done

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

The Bloop posted:

Ok

That is actually pretty well done

A well done tattoo can still be really bad.

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
Don't think I'll look at Calvin and Hobbes in the same way again

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Shoehead posted:

Don't think I'll look at Calvin and Hobbes in the same way again

It's OK if that picture gave you an erection, but we don't need to hear about it

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

I like how it looks like the Cheshire Cat's tail so you have plausible deniability for when grandma asks about it.

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

The Bloop posted:

It's OK if that picture gave you an erection, but we don't need to hear about it

What's the opposite of an erection. Where you feel really sad for just a moment?

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Shoehead posted:

What's the opposite of an erection. Where you feel really sad for just a moment?

Being an adult.

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Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Screaming Idiot posted:

Okay, genius, show us the well-done furry tattoos if you're gonna throw shade.

This sent me down a rabbit hole (IMPLICATIONS) of wildly varying awfulness.



I originally missed the "like" on :nws:this one and thought to myself "sounds about right."
Context of where I originally found this leads me to believe it's lifted from a multiple Eisner nominee late-seventies porn drama comic.

And then there's this classic:nws:

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