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quote:Cheese foam that is spooned onto the back of your hand by the waiter and then you have to lick it off. quote:Proof:
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 03:35 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 09:02 |
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Memento posted:Does anyone remember junket? Growing up in the late 70s and early 80s I remember we would have this thing that was like jelly (jell-o for you Yanks) that had a milk base. I cannot imagine it wasn't actually pretty nasty under all the sugar it had in it but we would eat it like twice a week. Junket was popular in the US in the early 20th century, was sort of displaced by Jello puddings by the 70s but still on sale. At least in the US, it was a rennet custard. Not as good as egg custard, as I remember.
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 04:35 |
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Yeah, I use junket tabs to make homemade cheese, it’s basically just rennet. Cheese pudding doesn’t sound bad at all.
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 05:09 |
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This is grounds for throwing food at your waiter.
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 05:25 |
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But why?
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 05:38 |
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They should skip all the pomp and circumstance and just ladle it onto your lap.
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 05:56 |
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or into your mouth, like a newborn chick
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 06:07 |
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Banana pudding
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 06:33 |
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The Saddest Rhino posted:
Which part of that is the banana pudding? The whole assemblage? The sauce? The biscuits? Some hidden component?
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 06:34 |
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The Saddest Rhino posted:
Nilla Wafers and cum, you mean? Wait, is this that game 'limp biscuit'?
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 06:37 |
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Honestly I don't know, it was posted in some flavour town Facebook and full of strange people typing "smash"
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 06:42 |
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All banana pudding is good. Like Elise I have been deprived of dairy for some time now, but unlike her today's test results say my allergy is going strong, and even a lovely banana pudding sounds reaaaaaally good right now. Eh, I can probably fake it with cool whip and coconut milk, no biggie.
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 07:20 |
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The pudding seems a little thin on that banana pudding - I bet it hasn't had time to properly set yet. Otherwise normal, a proper banana pudding is more banana and vanilla wafer than pudding by weight. Goddamn I want some banana pudding now.
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 07:58 |
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Randaconda posted:Mayonnaise is loving gross. So are minorities and overweight women, according to you.
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 08:32 |
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Pen Express posted:So are minorities and overweight women, according to you.
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 08:38 |
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Pen Express posted:So are minorities and overweight women, according to you.
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 09:48 |
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Scarodactyl posted:At least all those avs you presumably bought will help fix lotax's back. So what is up with his back? I've been calling it bone-itis 'cause I don't know exactly what's wrong.
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 09:57 |
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Please tell me they strap that comical looking watch on your wrist before as well, along with a monologue about how this dish "represents the fleeting of time" Anti food porn as performance art.
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 10:04 |
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The watch is made of chocolate and you keep it on until it melts exactly as in the Dali painting.
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 10:13 |
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 10:28 |
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Pen Express posted:... and overweight women, according to you. Did he make fun of you for being fat?
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 10:31 |
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Basebf555 posted:Much like Mcdonalds, Chef Boyardee has a particular flavor/chemical in it that, if you get a taste for it as a kid you can end up craving it once in a while as an adult. I still grab a can of Chef Boyardee every few months just on a whim, it starts to look better and better the more liquor I get in me. Look at that giant goddamn watch. Look at it.
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 13:01 |
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You know how there are no pizza rules now? Back in the 70s there were No Salad Rules. You could call any fool thing salad. Didn't need to contain a plant of any kind, though if you were trying to be fancy you'd serve it on a lettuce leaf. Behold: Salad! Facebook Aunt has a new favorite as of 13:11 on Sep 8, 2018 |
# ? Sep 8, 2018 13:08 |
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Randaconda posted:I get the weirdest craving for a couple of double cheeseburgers and an apple pie from McDonald's a few times a year. I too get the pie craving. Unfortunately it is for the deep fried pie of my childhood, not the sad baked pie they serve here now.
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 13:10 |
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I feel like the candle should be part of the meal. Like, the waiter lights it for you at the start, and for one mid-meal course just brings out these dry crackers that blow your mind when you realize you're supposed to dip them in the now softened candle that is actually some loving delicious herb-infused butter concoction.
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 13:15 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:I too get the pie craving. Unfortunately it is for the deep fried pie of my childhood, not the sad baked pie they serve here now. McDonald's still produces those, but they don't sell them many places. I think the only US locations are in Hawaii. Krystal's pies are a fair approximation, but that's very regional obviously.
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 13:38 |
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The Bloop posted:McDonald's still produces those, but they don't sell them many places. I think the only US locations are in Hawaii. There’s one place in the continental US that still does the fried pies, it’s in Downey, California, the oldest McD’s still in existence. I say this as a friend because I hate McDonald’s
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 14:13 |
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U.T. Raptor posted:
The temptation to plate the cheese foam on it must have been overwhelming.
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 16:24 |
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U.T. Raptor posted:Look at that giant goddamn watch. Look at it. I have a feeling it would look less ridiculous if it had a more substantial strap instead of that flimsy looking thing. What is that, like 6mm?
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 16:44 |
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It's like doing shots only really gross and pointless. Also, dat watch. Making good choices, disembodied arm. Re: non-dairy banana pudding, use coconut cream and you'll be good. Coconut milk won't thicken up properly.
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 17:22 |
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I like cottage cheese. I like jello. but this makes me want to die.
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 22:50 |
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Scarodactyl posted:All banana pudding is good. No. I had a slice of chocolate banana pudding pie someone made and put in the break room at my office and for whatever reason the sociopath that made it put a layer of peanuts on the bottom, which immediately became soggy chewy textural mess to the point of ruining the banana pudding.
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 23:15 |
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Scarodactyl posted:At least all those avs you presumably bought will help fix lotax's back. I didn’t buy any avs, but he’s been probated for some disgusting, often racist offenses and he should be called out for it.
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# ? Sep 9, 2018 00:32 |
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My Lovely Horse posted:I feel like the candle should be part of the meal. Like, the waiter lights it for you at the start, and for one mid-meal course just brings out these dry crackers that blow your mind when you realize you're supposed to dip them in the now softened candle that is actually some loving delicious herb-infused butter concoction. I think the temptation is supposed to be to toss the candle aside and insist on using the saucer for the cheese mess.
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# ? Sep 9, 2018 00:59 |
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AlbieQuirky posted:
I'm not even lactose intolerant, and the idea of making banana pudding with coconut cream sounds dope as poo poo. Sky rockets in flight, tropical delight. Y'all got a recipe handy? (The AFP in this post is that whenever I cook curries with coconut cream, I'll sometimes just slug a spoonful straight up out of the can.)
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# ? Sep 9, 2018 02:24 |
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This recipe is fine, apart from the dude's insistence on using spray whipped cream and cooking oil. Which is kinda baffling. Dude you already had the butter out and whisking cream takes like 5 minutes.
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# ? Sep 9, 2018 10:20 |
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# ? Sep 9, 2018 10:23 |
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Those milkshakes all look grotesquely overdone, but something about this really strikes my 3am fancy
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# ? Sep 9, 2018 11:06 |
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# ? Sep 9, 2018 12:39 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 09:02 |
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Coked out Sponge Bob owns.
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# ? Sep 9, 2018 13:21 |