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Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

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Cheese foam that is spooned onto the back of your hand by the waiter and then you have to lick it off.

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Proof:

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AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Memento posted:

Does anyone remember junket? Growing up in the late 70s and early 80s I remember we would have this thing that was like jelly (jell-o for you Yanks) that had a milk base. I cannot imagine it wasn't actually pretty nasty under all the sugar it had in it but we would eat it like twice a week.

It was poor people dessert, I think.

Junket was popular in the US in the early 20th century, was sort of displaced by Jello puddings by the 70s but still on sale.

At least in the US, it was a rennet custard. Not as good as egg custard, as I remember.

elise the great
May 1, 2012

You do not have to be good. You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves.
Yeah, I use junket tabs to make homemade cheese, it’s basically just rennet. Cheese pudding doesn’t sound bad at all.

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

This is grounds for throwing food at your waiter.

uPen
Jan 25, 2010

Zu Rodina!
But why?

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


They should skip all the pomp and circumstance and just ladle it onto your lap.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

or into your mouth, like a newborn chick

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.





Banana pudding

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


Which part of that is the banana pudding? The whole assemblage? The sauce? The biscuits? Some hidden component?

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Nilla Wafers and cum, you mean?

Wait, is this that game 'limp biscuit'?

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Honestly I don't know, it was posted in some flavour town Facebook and full of strange people typing "smash"

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


All banana pudding is good.
Like Elise I have been deprived of dairy for some time now, but unlike her today's test results say my allergy is going strong, and even a lovely banana pudding sounds reaaaaaally good right now.
Eh, I can probably fake it with cool whip and coconut milk, no biggie.

rndmnmbr
Jul 3, 2012

The pudding seems a little thin on that banana pudding - I bet it hasn't had time to properly set yet. Otherwise normal, a proper banana pudding is more banana and vanilla wafer than pudding by weight.

Goddamn I want some banana pudding now.

Pen Express
Sep 23, 2009

Randaconda posted:

Mayonnaise is loving gross.

hth

So are minorities and overweight women, according to you.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Pen Express posted:

So are minorities and overweight women, according to you.
At least all those avs you presumably bought will help fix lotax's back.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pen Express posted:

So are minorities and overweight women, according to you.

:jerkbag:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Scarodactyl posted:

At least all those avs you presumably bought will help fix lotax's back.

So what is up with his back? I've been calling it bone-itis 'cause I don't know exactly what's wrong.

CleverHans
Apr 25, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Please tell me they strap that comical looking watch on your wrist before as well, along with a monologue about how this dish "represents the fleeting of time"

Anti food porn as performance art.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

The watch is made of chocolate and you keep it on until it melts exactly as in the Dali painting.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS






PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

Pen Express posted:

... and overweight women, according to you.

Did he make fun of you for being fat?

U.T. Raptor
May 11, 2010

Are you a pack of imbeciles!?

Basebf555 posted:

Much like Mcdonalds, Chef Boyardee has a particular flavor/chemical in it that, if you get a taste for it as a kid you can end up craving it once in a while as an adult. I still grab a can of Chef Boyardee every few months just on a whim, it starts to look better and better the more liquor I get in me.
Anti Food Porn/Food Fads: It starts to look better and better the more liquor I get in me.

Look at that giant goddamn watch. Look at it.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





You know how there are no pizza rules now? Back in the 70s there were No Salad Rules. You could call any fool thing salad. Didn't need to contain a plant of any kind, though if you were trying to be fancy you'd serve it on a lettuce leaf.

Behold: Salad!




Facebook Aunt has a new favorite as of 13:11 on Sep 8, 2018

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Randaconda posted:

I get the weirdest craving for a couple of double cheeseburgers and an apple pie from McDonald's a few times a year.

I too get the pie craving. Unfortunately it is for the deep fried pie of my childhood, not the sad baked pie they serve here now.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

I feel like the candle should be part of the meal. Like, the waiter lights it for you at the start, and for one mid-meal course just brings out these dry crackers that blow your mind when you realize you're supposed to dip them in the now softened candle that is actually some loving delicious herb-infused butter concoction.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Facebook Aunt posted:

I too get the pie craving. Unfortunately it is for the deep fried pie of my childhood, not the sad baked pie they serve here now.

McDonald's still produces those, but they don't sell them many places. I think the only US locations are in Hawaii.

Krystal's pies are a fair approximation, but that's very regional obviously.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

The Bloop posted:

McDonald's still produces those, but they don't sell them many places. I think the only US locations are in Hawaii.

There’s one place in the continental US that still does the fried pies, it’s in Downey, California, the oldest McD’s still in existence. I say this as a friend because I hate McDonald’s :shrug:

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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U.T. Raptor posted:


Look at that giant goddamn watch. Look at it.

The temptation to plate the cheese foam on it must have been overwhelming.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

U.T. Raptor posted:

Look at that giant goddamn watch. Look at it.

I have a feeling it would look less ridiculous if it had a more substantial strap instead of that flimsy looking thing. What is that, like 6mm?

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

It's like doing shots only really gross and pointless.

Also, dat watch. Making good choices, disembodied arm.

Re: non-dairy banana pudding, use coconut cream and you'll be good. Coconut milk won't thicken up properly.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007





I like cottage cheese. I like jello. but this makes me want to die.

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




Scarodactyl posted:

All banana pudding is good.
Like Elise I have been deprived of dairy for some time now, but unlike her today's test results say my allergy is going strong, and even a lovely banana pudding sounds reaaaaaally good right now.
Eh, I can probably fake it with cool whip and coconut milk, no biggie.

No. I had a slice of chocolate banana pudding pie someone made and put in the break room at my office and for whatever reason the sociopath that made it put a layer of peanuts on the bottom, which immediately became soggy chewy textural mess to the point of ruining the banana pudding.

Pen Express
Sep 23, 2009

Scarodactyl posted:

At least all those avs you presumably bought will help fix lotax's back.

I didn’t buy any avs, but he’s been probated for some disgusting, often racist offenses and he should be called out for it.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

My Lovely Horse posted:

I feel like the candle should be part of the meal. Like, the waiter lights it for you at the start, and for one mid-meal course just brings out these dry crackers that blow your mind when you realize you're supposed to dip them in the now softened candle that is actually some loving delicious herb-infused butter concoction.

I think the temptation is supposed to be to toss the candle aside and insist on using the saucer for the cheese mess.

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



AlbieQuirky posted:


Re: non-dairy banana pudding, use coconut cream and you'll be good. Coconut milk won't thicken up properly.

I'm not even lactose intolerant, and the idea of making banana pudding with coconut cream sounds dope as poo poo. Sky rockets in flight, tropical delight. Y'all got a recipe handy?

(The AFP in this post is that whenever I cook curries with coconut cream, I'll sometimes just slug a spoonful straight up out of the can.)

Fruits of the sea
Dec 1, 2010


This recipe is fine, apart from the dude's insistence on using spray whipped cream and cooking oil. Which is kinda baffling. Dude you already had the butter out and whisking cream takes like 5 minutes.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS










Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.
Those milkshakes all look grotesquely overdone, but something about this really strikes my 3am fancy

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Coked out Sponge Bob owns.

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