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DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill


Inb4 the inevitable "looking at these make my teeth hurt"

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yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
I had something like that at one of those "trendy" ultimate milkshake restaurants in amsterdam and it was more annoying/awkward to eat than anything. It's obvious when you start eating them that the main consideration was people photographing it rather than eating it.

Still good, though.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Only once have I seen anyone attempt to eat one of the more ridiculous parfaits available on a Japanese menu. It was this one, which really isn't too bad considering what else is out there:



Two guys in their late teens or early 20s were sharing this ~$36 dessert, which sounds about right. It got to the point where they were using the cones to scoop stuff out of the bowl.

Again, pretty tame compared to this monster, available a block or so away for a whopping ~$455. I'm not sure anyone has ever ordered, but everyone's taken a picture of this wax model.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




Hirayuki posted:

Again, pretty tame compared to this monster, available a block or so away for a whopping ~$455. I'm not sure anyone has ever ordered, but everyone's taken a picture of this wax model.



That looks like it'd be fun with like, 10 people.

I think most of those crazy milkshakes aren't really intended to be consumed by one person (hurr durr American are fat comments aside).

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

I frowned at this before I even realized what it truly was

Then, while still frowning, I frowned again

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
You know that poo poo is luke warm at best

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS










Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
I'm really unhappy that you're back

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

DJ Fuckboy Supreme posted:

Inb4 the inevitable "looking at these make my teeth hurt"

My teeth would be fine. But with intolerances to lactose and most forms of sugar, my guts would be traumatized.

I think even half of one of these would put me in the hospital.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
The pizza and macaroni burger( or whatever they are) things look delicious, just incredibly impractical. Any burger whose contents blorp out the back as soon as you pick it up should have its burger license revoked.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

I'm really unhappy that you're back

:smithcloud:

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

yeah I eat rear end posted:

The pizza and macaroni burger( or whatever they are) things look delicious, just incredibly impractical. Any burger whose contents blorp out the back as soon as you pick it up should have its burger license revoked.
That picture of a burger the other day with a gravy syringe stuck in it made me think there's a strong trend towards making foods as wet and soppy as you can, and I wonder if there are any serious sociocultural studies of that phenomenon. Part of it is just regular conspicuous consumption and excess (those milkshakes), but I feel like there's an undercurrent of rebellion against perceived authority/"the elites" and regression into childhood. Deliberate rejection of even basic table manners combined with a play factor and the freedom to make a mess while eating that somebody else has to deal with.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Sometimes a dick cumming gravy into your burger is just a dick cumming gravy into your burger.

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS


Its ok, I missed you.

KataraniSword
Apr 22, 2008

but at least I don't have
a MLP or MSPA avatar.
I am my own man.

Applesnots posted:

Its ok, I missed you.

We all missed you in the Stupid Internet Club but we sure didn't miss the horrors of cuisine.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

KataraniSword posted:

We all missed you in the Stupid Internet Club but we sure didn't miss the horrors of cuisine.

PubicMice
Feb 14, 2012

looking for information on posts

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


A waste of perfectly good rats imo.

Interesting username/post combo, if a little suspect.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

You know that poo poo is luke warm at best

oh, and pray tell, what is the correct serving temp for sushi soup? is it like gazpacho?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

angerbeet posted:

oh, and pray tell, what is the correct serving temp for sushi soup? is it like gazpacho?

The molten core of an angry volcano

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

angerbeet posted:

oh, and pray tell, what is the correct serving temp for sushi soup? is it like gazpacho?

"Harrumph, this is the last time I eat slop at Snarku Japan."

Pen Express
Sep 23, 2009

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

I'm really unhappy that you're back

Good, I’m not the only one.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS












































https://i.imgur.com/rb3a6S7.mp4

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Before anyone gets too grossed the loving gently caress out, it's not actually alive - the salt in the soy sauce activates the nerves, making it flail around like that.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
What problem do you have with the donuts?

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The Bloop posted:

What problem do you have with the donuts?

Aren't they bagels?

and bread shouldn't be in that color. :randno:

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Randaconda posted:

Aren't they bagels?

and bread shouldn't be in that color. :randno:

They are pretty clearly glazed donuts...

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pham Nuwen posted:

They are pretty clearly glazed donuts...

Welp :downs:

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


I was coming here to ask the same thing. Galaxy donuts are rad af

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!




Is that recipe poster the ‘fit vegan ginger’ who has a severe eating disorder?

E:


You can have my meal worms and apples when you pull them from my pained, arthritic hands!

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

LadyPictureShow posted:

Is that recipe poster the ‘fit vegan ginger’ who has a severe eating disorder?

meal worms and apples when you pull them from my pained, arthritic hands!

Yeah, that's her. I just googled her pics, and she looks legit anorexic.

Randaconda has a new favorite as of 02:20 on Sep 10, 2018

Sodium Chloride
Jan 1, 2008


The whole channel could belong in this thread. The eating sounds from the rat video make my skin crawl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzlKZcwRnc0

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

Memento posted:

Before anyone gets too grossed the loving gently caress out, it's not actually alive - the salt in the soy sauce activates the nerves, making it flail around like that.

this one's alive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Zjp39PbtGI

it was my hanging out w/ dad food for the summer after college before my first full-time job

Huzzah!
Sep 15, 2007

Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.
https://twitter.com/ShriekingMarx/status/1038285894736855040

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Needs a starboard.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

bob dobbs is dead posted:

this one's alive

oh

good

that's much worse

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


Whoever made this needs to be loving murdered.

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gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

The mstard/ketchup rim does nothing if one sips through the saustraw.

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