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cash crab posted:Unless this guy is into bathroom plaques from Michael's I am 800% sure that this dude is in his mother's washroom LOL yeah, no way that guy is a functioning adult yet. And by functioning adult, I mean living independently with a job. Some manage by 18, some never.
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cash crab posted:In Vancouver, me and some friends found a public toilet in a park with no doors. Since it was East Hastings, you can imagine what it looked like. Also, a gay bar in Calgary has an unspoken rule where the "women's" room is just the bathroom and the "men's" room is for blowjobs and no amount of convincing a friend of mine would get him to just use the regular washroom. Anyway, he quickly figured out the mistake. A couple very straight but well-dressed male friends of ours kept telling us about this cool bar they went to a few times in Bellingham. They couldn't figure out why the other guys kept staring at them. We went there in the day with them and it turned out it's a painfully obvious, decently famous gay bar that my fiance and I had been wanting to visit.  (Rumors kicks rear end and is no way AUG)
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Scathach posted:A couple very straight but well-dressed male friends of ours kept telling us about this cool bar they went to a few times in Bellingham. They couldn't figure out why the other guys kept staring at them. We went there in the day with them and it turned out it's a painfully obvious, decently famous gay bar that my fiance and I had been wanting to visit.  I love that.
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Picnic Princess posted:LOL yeah, no way that guy is a functioning adult yet. And by functioning adult, I mean living independently with a job. Some manage by 18, some never. To be fair, it's kinda hard to get out on your own these days -- I lived with my family for a long time because we all made so little and had so much debt that it was the only way we could make ends meet.
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Scathach posted:I have an outhouse and every one of these is still uncomfortable for me to look at. Silent Hill reboot lookin' good.
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Hell I live in WA, have a fancy salaried job, and I still live on a farm with a bunch of hippies so we can split costs and not have to move to a tweaker apartment in Everett and live off ramen. Rising costs of living not being matched with a livable wage is the true AUG. E: so is this guy 
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Screaming Idiot posted:To be fair, it's kinda hard to get out on your own these days -- I lived with my family for a long time because we all made so little and had so much debt that it was the only way we could make ends meet. I think it's more likely that this guy still lives with his mother because he's in high school, not because of any economic hardships.
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Scathach posted:Hell I live in WA, have a fancy salaried job, and I still live on a farm with a bunch of hippies so we can split costs and not have to move to a tweaker apartment in Everett and live off ramen. Rising costs of living not being matched with a livable wage is the true AUG. He looks like the mummified corpse of Ernest come back to take his terrible revenge on Vern. cash crab posted:I think it's more likely that this guy still lives with his mother because he's in high school, not because of any economic hardships. It's also as likely he was actually in the military and washed out for being a dumbass, since he looks and acts a lot like the "former military" I work with.
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cash crab posted:Here's some uncomfortable washroom setups: Did you get all these from Toilets With Threatening Auras?
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GAINING WEIGHT... posted:Did you get all these from Toilets With Threatening Auras? Yes!
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Well there's a thing I didn't know I needed. E I mean not in my house. Thanks.
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Scathach posted:
He looks like he’s about to star in the CryptKeeper origin story.
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Screaming Idiot posted:It's also as likely he was actually in the military and washed out for being a dumbass, since he looks and acts a lot like the "former military" I work with. There should be some sort of cut-off or rule about people claiming that they are military or former military. Washed out? gently caress you, you don't get to say you served. Dishonourably discharged? Same. Sat around on base eating Cheetos and being scared to go outside because of all the foreign people? Don't claim you are a great, well traveled hero who brought freedom to the rest of the world. Also, as someone who used to sometimes drink in expat bars peopled by a lot of US military guys, I have found that they are either the chillest, sweetest, most polite and cool guys ever who are prepared to drink with you, or they are raging oval office-knuckles full of over compensating bravado who can't handle their booze and start shouting "hoo rah" after their 2nd beer. There is no in between.
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chitoryu12 posted:Two options: Oh, uh, no, sir. I don't vote Republican or Democrat. Choosing is a sin, so I always just write in the Lord's name!
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so happy to see this thread again. guess it explains why the raccoon thread went so quiet.
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Untrustable posted:Oh, uh, no, sir. I don't vote Republican or Democrat. Choosing is a sin, so I always just write in the Lord's name! If only we could get all evangelicals to do this
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Are you insane? Trump is a walk in the park compared to President God.
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The Sharia Law paranoids are one of my favorite sub genres of smoothbrains that have appeared over the past several years. Especially since you could find/replace Islam/Allah/Mohammad for Christianity/God/Jesus and they’d fall all over themselves to support it.
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Kwanzaa Quickie posted:The Sharia Law paranoids are one of my favorite sub genres of smoothbrains that have appeared over the past several years. My FIL is one. Every week, he's telling me about some scourge or middle eastern refugees that has turned some random country or city into some Sharia law dystopia. Where does this all come from? is it just Fox news?
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Not just Fox News - the Wall Street Journal put out a loving insane article about how London was full sharia now the other day.
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I know a girl from high school obsessed with sharia law but i think she's literally an unmediated schizophrenic
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green chicken feet posted:I want to how Russia hacked into my nightmares of only finding toilets with privacy problems and took it to the next level. Now it isn't just a stall with a faulty door or something. You have to do your business in front of a whole assembly of people. I think we're all experiencing their secret weapon to demoralize the enemy, and it's working really well. And yes, it did involve people using the bathroom in unusual ways.
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Sludge Tank posted:so happy to see this thread again. guess it explains why the raccoon thread went so quiet. It might be because there is a light shining directly into my eye, but I am not quite sure I get this one. Kwanzaa Quickie posted:The Sharia Law paranoids are one of my favorite sub genres of smoothbrains that have appeared over the past several years. I love the expression "smoothbrains", first of all. Second, yeah. The people really obsessed with it are infrequently actual residents of the cities they claim are under Sharia Law, and "proof" of places like these are often drawn from evidence such as images of people sleeping on streets in Paris, which I am 99.99% sure are images removed from their original context.
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He should rock the "pansy liberal" look full time. It's much more flattering to him than the other thing he's going for, which he couldn't pull off unless he gained 50lb of muscle.
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Weldon Pemberton posted:He should rock the "pansy liberal" look full time. It's much more flattering to him than the other thing he's going for, which he couldn't pull off unless he gained 50lb of muscle. I feel like I need to start using "oh no! My liberal brain can't take this amount of logic and reason" on a regular basis
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cash crab posted:It might be because there is a light shining directly into my eye, but I am not quite sure I get this one. Older couple at a grocery store? Yeah I'm confused too.
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On the topic of bathrooms with no privacy: Paris has a bunch of urinals all over the place in the middle of busy streets and parks. I guess they just accepted that there's no way they'll be able to stop people from pissing in the streets. I assume this isn't a new concept to Eurogoons, but this sure was a surprise to me when I visited this summer.   I do like that many of them are flower planters.
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Iron Crowned posted:I feel like I need to start using "oh no! My liberal brain can't take this amount of logic and reason" on a regular basis Last time I told one of my LIEberal DemonCrap friends that being trans is a mental illness, he flounced away crying into his scarf, so this checks out.
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pseudorandom posted:On the topic of bathrooms with no privacy: Paris has a bunch of urinals all over the place in the middle of busy streets and parks. I guess they just accepted that there's no way they'll be able to stop people from pissing in the streets. Is that fresh sage? Mmm would go lovely in my piss salad.
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LifeSunDeath posted:Is that fresh sage? Mmm would go lovely in my piss salad. Mr. President! (salute)
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I don't know how you do a vinaigrette, and I don't want to know
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manderson posted:Older couple at a grocery store? Yeah I'm confused too. Can't believe I'm typing this, but look at her crotch.
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Piss Vinaigrette
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LifeSunDeath posted:Is that fresh sage? Mmm would go lovely in my piss salad. pissaladière, you mean.
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crowtribe posted:Can't believe I'm typing this, but look at her crotch. You must not be in the US if you think that level of gunt is anything remarkable
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