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FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
Post here for your anger and fist shaking!

Live stream link:
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https://www.apple.com/apple-events/september-2018/

FlapYoJacks fucked around with this message at 18:10 on Sep 12, 2018

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Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
Being able to use my watch to get through security will be a cool thing my workplace adopts in 2047.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
Already trolling with this clicker bullshit.

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
Tim why the solid white shoes? Good god

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
Is that going to be a feature on the next watch? Would love to be bale to keep my key fob in my pocket.

ShoogaSlim
May 22, 2001

YOU ARE THE DUMBEST MEATHEAD IDIOT ON THE PLANET, STOP FUCKING POSTING



Consummate Professional posted:

Tim why the solid white shoes? Good god

needs an iconic look

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
I too am the unenthusiastic selfie

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

ShoogaSlim posted:

needs an iconic look

iconic is not necessarily positive, so you might be right.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
This apple watch better be round or I will be sad (lol it will never be round)

ChadSexington
Aug 12, 2004
I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.
They breezed right through the fluff that they usually start with (e.g. sales numbers, new stores etc.) which I am super thankful for.

TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible
Apple need to get carriers to stop charging a monthly fee for cellular watch use.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


ratbert90 posted:

This apple watch better be round or I will be sad (lol it will never be round)

Pentagon shape.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


What the hell else can we tack onto your wrist?

Ugh make a WiFi only watch man

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


TyrantWD posted:

Apple need to get carriers to stop charging a monthly fee for cellular watch use.

Cellular will never let this happen.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

ChadSexington posted:

They breezed right through the fluff that they usually start with (e.g. sales numbers, new stores etc.) which I am super thankful for.

That's because Apple's business is failing. You see,

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Binary Badger posted:

What the hell else can we tack onto your wrist?

Hidden blade.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
LOL that awful face is the official poo poo now. Gross.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Apple Watch: now 20% more ominous

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Best way to deal with your elevated heart rate.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


next gen of Apple Watch can generate a smoke screen? Not terribly useful

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
I'm so here for the face with a dozen complications

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

UVI index?

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Binary Badger posted:

next gen of Apple Watch can generate a smoke screen? Not terribly useful

True Batman mode

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Screen curves/edges look good.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
just put everything on the watchface why not

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


I need my watch to be bigger so I can use it as an offensive weapon (once again the blade, but pointed AWAY from the user)

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


:lol: 8 complications.

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer
Why are they called "complications?"

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
Ultraviolet index, yes. For people that care... about that.... like... skin cancer survivors I guess?

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

PaganGoatPants posted:

Why are they called "complications?"

That's what the little bits are called in mechanical watches.

Bob Morales
Aug 18, 2006


Just wear the fucking mask, Bob

I don't care how many people I probably infected with COVID-19 while refusing to wear a mask, my comfort is far more important than the health and safety of everyone around me!

Watches are stupid wake me up when they show the phones

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Hell yeah new modular face.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


YOU DIED 34 minutes ago

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
Oh no they're messing with modular I'm crying.

Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

BA-DUHHH

Grimey Drawer

PaganGoatPants posted:

Why are they called "complications?"

Because Dark Sky finds it so drat complicated to get it working correctly.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
We created 10 new watch faces and overcomplicated it!

* Third party watch faces not available.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


:lol: what the gently caress is this.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
I forget to breathe all the time thanks tim

ManSedan
May 7, 2006
Seats 4
VAPE FACE

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Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


I need the water face for when I'm on line for the bathroom

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