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Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
... Because I don't like how they match up against Carolina.

Hope Mosely is alright, hope Price is alright. Go Chiefs.

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Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



I pick the most likely 2-0 team to miss the playoffs to be the Bengals.

Hire me ESPN.

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
The Bengals won, gladly

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Bengals match up very poorly against the Panthers so I doubt they stay perfect long, but for now there's a shot for the Steelers to be alone in the basement at the end of the week and in the end that is what matters.

Epic Mount
Jun 18, 2007

OxySnake posted:

I pick the most likely 2-0 team to miss the playoffs to be the Bengals.

Hire me ESPN.

I pick Zimmer to die of cancer of his other eye. Who dey

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

that was a frustrating rear end game man

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

5-0 going into the steelers game will be very interesting, im glad the team is entertaining again

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
All this proves is that Buffalo is extremely bad

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Epic Mount posted:

I pick Zimmer to die of cancer of his other eye. Who dey

Sorry, but I cheered for the Bengals for several years after Zimmer came to MN. I did what I cannot do with my own team, and gave up on them.

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

All this proves is that Buffalo is extremely bad

Also this 1000%

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

AndrewP posted:

that was a frustrating rear end game man

It really was. I'm watching highlights of bengals/steelers wildcard game to take the edge off.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
I just want to see how many games in a row the Bengals will score exactly 34 points.

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

The Puppy Bowl posted:

It really was. I'm watching highlights of bengals/steelers wildcard game to take the edge off.

how do you lose to a long retired joey porter lmao

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
Very carefully

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

I wish antonio brown would quit pretending to be asleep on the field when facing off against the Bengals. even if they are no challenge, that should be classified as a taunting penalty

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

Ghost Dog posted:

how do you lose to a long retired joey porter lmao

several 15 yard penalties for Being the Bengals

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Rewatching the ref throw that 2nd personal foul flag and he seems bewildered while he's doing it. Like an Edgar Allen Poe character plagued by ghosts that call out to him to tank the Bengal's season. Like in one frenzied moment his will wavers so he breaks down, throwing out that orange cloth, relinquishing his own claim on his mortal soul. That was a special moment in football.

Master Stur
Jun 13, 2008

chasin' tail
Before this game I couldnt tell if the Bills were god awful or the Ravens good. Now I know

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


First two games of the season look very very different between the 2017 Bengals and the 2018 version

Master Stur
Jun 13, 2008

chasin' tail

SKULL.GIF posted:

First two games of the season look very very different between the 2017 Bengals and the 2018 version

zampese was utter trash

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Master Stur posted:

zampese was utter trash

Thank god he's.....QB coach in Cleveland....:smithicide:

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
What a weird loving game. I honestly don't know what to think

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

Play posted:

What a weird loving game. I honestly don't know what to think

let's go the bengals bitch

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

a patagonian cavy posted:

let's go the bengals bitch

okay this is what i think. thank you

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Thank god he's.....QB coach in Cleveland....:smithicide:

Still?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Let's leave AJ Green one on one in the end zone. Good plan Ravens.

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Let's leave AJ Green one on one in the end zone. Good plan Ravens.

Sounds like Don "Wink" Martindale picking up right where Pees left off.

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
Did AJ Green do anything in the second half of he game last night? He has his crazy 17 minutes and than I don’t remember hearing his name again.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Master Stur posted:

Before this game I couldnt tell if the Bills were god awful or the Ravens good. Now I know

I have sad news: the Bengals are bad too

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Fenrir posted:

I just want to see how many games in a row the Bengals will score exactly 34 points.

all of them. The other team will score 35 points in half of those games.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Good Job The Bengals, you did it. You beat the Ravens. All it cost you was a Joe Mixon.

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1040711494055481347

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
"Particle"

:confused:

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


Is it a dot? Or is it a speck?

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




Diqnol posted:

Good Job The Bengals, you did it. You beat the Ravens. All it cost you was a Joe Mixon.

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1040711494055481347

I’m trying to imagine what that must feel like.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



When it's underwater does it get wet?

Big Jay Cutler
Sep 2, 2011

IT'S ME
NOOOOOO not the arthroscope!!

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Arthroscopes can be delicious if you boil them and serve them with butter

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
What happened to CJ Mosley anyways is he super hurt

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

2 weeks to 2 years

Big Jay Cutler
Sep 2, 2011

IT'S ME
They found his leg

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

What happened to CJ Mosley anyways is he super hurt

Apparently it's a knee bone bruise. So that's not bad news at all, no ligament tears or anything

I'm glad, I like that guy. A little old school in style but he can still cover

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