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Andrast: Apr 21, 2010

Veryslightlymad posted:

Roman also has the extremely reasonable, if not particularly likable, argument of: "Yeah, I'll keep doing whatever they want me to, popular or not, because I get paid a lot of money to be 'the guy' "

Roman is in the best possible situation in this. No pressure or need to improve, he is going continue being pushed and paid anyway.

And good for him too because that's what wrestling is really about, getting paid.

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 22:56

Incessant Excess: Aug 15, 2005; Cause of glitch:
Pretentiousness

How do you improve when you're already the biggest dog? It's impossible.

# ? Sep 14, 2018 14:06

IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

Does HiaC realy have no matches booked for the pre-show?

How are there only 8 matches on the card so far jesus

# ? Sep 14, 2018 14:07

Saint Freak: Apr 16, 2007; Regretting is an insult to oneself; Buglord

What is the American Dream if not to be born into the correct family and set up so you can't fail

# ? Sep 14, 2018 14:08

IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

Prediction game

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3868790

# ? Sep 14, 2018 14:41

DLC Inc: Jun 1, 2011

Dimebags Brain posted:

jesus can these people wear normal loving clothes

is The Miz the only one who knows how to dress himself

# ? Sep 14, 2018 14:45

Veryslightlymad: Jun 3, 2007; I fight with
my brain
and with an
underlying
hatred of the
Erebonian
Noble Faction

DLC Inc posted:

jesus can these people wear normal loving clothes

is The Miz the only one who knows how to dress himself

Taker is retired. He is wearing the time honored clothing of choice of a retired person, or just a general man of leisure, the Hawaiian shirt.

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Orange Carlisle: Jul 14, 2007

Yeah they're old and most old people refuse to change and adapt and get locked in on one period of their lives forever

# ? Sep 14, 2018 15:01

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

DLC Inc posted:

The Miz is the only one who knows how to dress himself

That's because the Miz is cool and good.

# ? Sep 14, 2018 16:11

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Veryslightlymad posted:

Taker is retired. He is wearing the time honored clothing of choice of a retired person, or just a general man of leisure, the Hawaiian shirt.

Only two kinds of people wear Hawaiian shirts: Gay people and big fat party animals.

And Taker is a big fat party animal.

# ? Sep 14, 2018 16:22

is pepsi ok: Oct 23, 2002

Deano posted:

"It�s good to get back out in front of people." Ambrose said of his return. "I had a lot of frustration I needed to really get out that built up over the last eight months. It was a long, long period of time. Much longer than I would have been anticipated. It was just one nightmare after another. It was a pretty challenging period of time to go through. I ended up having two different surgeries. I had this MRSA, Staph infection, I nearly died. I was in the hospital for a week plugged up to this antibiotic drip thing, and I was on all these antibiotics for months that make you puke and crap your pants.

So it was a pretty rough time. My arm wasn�t healing correctly, and my triceps. It�s kind of an indeterminate period where I initially hurt it." Ambrose said. "I thought it was, we call it Dusty elbows. It�s a pretty typical wrestler thing. You just get this bursa sac of fluid on your elbow from banging it on the mat or whatever. I�ve had that dozens of times on both elbows. It usually just goes away. It was kind of disguised. By the time I finally went and got the first surgery, my triceps was already starting to atrophy and look weird. I wasn�t able to flex my triceps for a really long time, and then the first surgery didn�t really, something went wrong in the process. Probably due to that infection. It�s kind of hard to say when that really even got in my body. This is a long answer to your question, but for a minute there, it was getting scary." Ambrose revealed. "By the time I got that second surgery, it was March I think. My arm was so shrunken and skeletal that it was weird. I hadn�t been able to move it or flex it in so long that I was starting to get scared I wasn�t ever going to get it back. To go from not being able to eat my Froot Loops, to being able to get back in the ring and throw people around and throw punches and do everything back to normal, it was a very gratifying feeling."

Kalisto posted:

�It was in the middle of 2011, I was on tour in Mexico and I had so many dates up ahead but everything just came to a stop because I did this crazy backflip double rotation and I guess I over-rotated and I landed on the barricade. Thank god that stopped my fall. I mean, if I hit the ground, I would have been dead because nobody caught me.�

�I ended up staying in Mexico for about two and a half months. I was diagnosed with post-concussion syndrome. I always tell everybody this� it�s like being drunk day and night non-stop � it was so annoying. Even sleeping, it just felt like the whole room was spinning around.�

�It was so annoying. Throwing up, unable to go to the bathroom��

�I went back to Chicago, my mom was so scared she ended up having a heart attack.�

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlVlQbios4M

# ? Sep 14, 2018 17:08

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

So when are we getting the Dean Ambrose butt video?

# ? Sep 14, 2018 17:12

Dias: Feb 20, 2011; by sebmojo

is pepsi ok posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlVlQbios4M

That's horrible and terrifying but I laughed at the whiny "no maaaaaaaames" as soon as Kalisto hit the barricade.

# ? Sep 14, 2018 17:14

IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

is pepsi ok posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlVlQbios4M

Dean's bit is a good reminder for everyone that asks "why don't you just get the surgery instead of trying to rehab it" when it comes to surgical procedures. poo poo can go wrong and it can go south real fast.

# ? Sep 14, 2018 17:16

Accident Underwater: Oct 21, 2005; You look like a star!

IcePhoenix posted:

Dean's bit is a good reminder for everyone that asks "why don't you just get the surgery instead of trying to rehab it" when it comes to surgical procedures. poo poo can go wrong and it can go south real fast.

post that story in the baseball threads every time someone gets angry a pitcher isn't defying a doctor's opinion against getting their arm cut open.

# ? Sep 14, 2018 17:33

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

DLC Inc posted:

jesus can these people wear normal loving clothes

is The Miz the only one who knows how to dress himself

Titus knows how to dress himself, too.

# ? Sep 14, 2018 17:37

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Endless Mike posted:

Titus knows how to dress himself, too.

That's because Titus is cool and good also.

# ? Sep 14, 2018 18:36

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

BrigadierSensible posted:

That's because Titus is cool and good also.

Yeah he is. WWE doesn't deserve him.

# ? Sep 14, 2018 18:40

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Titus is too good of a person for WWE

# ? Sep 14, 2018 18:40

Jiro: Jan 13, 2004

is pepsi ok posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlVlQbios4M

Awwww I was just about the post the Dean article my local paper has because Raw (ugh) is having a house show tonight at the nearby arena. But yeah holy poo poo Dean went through hell.

# ? Sep 14, 2018 18:43

IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

Accident Underwater posted:

post that story in the baseball threads every time someone gets angry a pitcher isn't defying a doctor's opinion against getting their arm cut open.

I'm just gonna post it now, good idea

# ? Sep 14, 2018 19:16

Roque11: Aug 7, 2016

https://mobile.twitter.com/TOKSFALE/status/1040193784846249984

Interesting.

# ? Sep 14, 2018 19:33

rovert: Jun 10, 2013

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_jqQHiBF2Y[/youtube]

# ? Sep 14, 2018 19:57

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Well I was hoping that Finn might leave WWE when his contract was up, but I guess that's impossible now.

# ? Sep 14, 2018 19:58

Timby: Dec 23, 2006; Your mother!

is pepsi ok posted:

Staph doesn't gently caress around. I'm on lifelong anticoagulation medication, and until June, I was doing twice-daily injections of enoxaparin (since I had failed warfarin and Xarelto, had clotting events while on both of them). An injection site in my belly got badly infected with staph, requiring emergency surgery to drain more than 150cc of poo poo out of me (the post-surgery wound was about the width of two golf balls, and maybe 3-4cm deep). And then the antibiotics they had me on in the hospital caused renal failure.

Shitshow all around.

# ? Sep 14, 2018 20:37

Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

I guess that explains why Deany had such garbage looking punches by the end there.

# ? Sep 14, 2018 20:39

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Two things:

1. This makes Dean coming back jacked that much more impressive.

2. I can't imagine what Renee was going through while that was going on.

# ? Sep 14, 2018 20:42

SatoshiMiwa: May 6, 2007

Usually I'd say that Roque news would mean Fale going to WWE but I think Fale knows enough that he'd be dead in the water in WWE even its booking was good. He has his New Japan spot cause of his size and the minute he stands next to Braun that's gone

# ? Sep 14, 2018 20:49

Your Parents: Jul 19, 2017; by R. Guyovich

SatoshiMiwa posted:

Usually I'd say that Roque news would mean Fale going to WWE but I think Fale knows enough that he'd be dead in the water in WWE even its booking was good. He has his New Japan spot cause of his size and the minute he stands next to Braun that's gone

WWE would buy the entire Haku dynasty to say they had another legendary wrestling family the entire time

# ? Sep 14, 2018 21:27

SatoshiMiwa: May 6, 2007

Your Parents posted:

WWE would buy the entire Haku dynasty to say they had another legendary wrestling family the entire time

They made an offer for all of the original Bullet Club at some point as far as I understand, it's just that for Fale it probably is not the best idea given his size is nothing special in the WWE. Also he lives in New Zealand so WWE travel would super awful for him

# ? Sep 14, 2018 21:29

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

rovert posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_jqQHiBF2Y

ftfy

e: lol woods: i feel like jeff is going to do something real dumb this sunday

Raskolnikov38 fucked around with this message at 22:20 on Sep 14, 2018

# ? Sep 14, 2018 22:12

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

Raskolnikov38 posted:

ftfy

e: lol woods: i feel like jeff is going to do something real dumb this sunday

He's gonna do a Swanton Bomb of the top of the cage through the announcer's table and then poof into a cloud of neon face paint.

# ? Sep 14, 2018 22:27

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

https://twitter.com/WrestlingSheet/status/1040651086489640961

# ? Sep 14, 2018 22:29

MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

wwe is dying due to steph infection

# ? Sep 14, 2018 22:39

Orange Carlisle: Jul 14, 2007

MotU posted:

wwe is dying due to steph infection

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TheKingslayer: Sep 3, 2008

MotU posted:

wwe is dying due to steph infection

# ? Sep 14, 2018 22:44

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

MotU posted:

wwe is dying due to steph infection

*mouth slowly curls into what could be considered a smile, with all the authenticity and realism of a Disney animatronic President*

# ? Sep 14, 2018 22:44

Ragnarok the Red: Jun 21, 2002

MotU posted:

wwe is dying due to steph infection

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Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

MotU posted:

wwe is dying due to steph infection

i love you

# ? Sep 14, 2018 23:06

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Germansimp: May 28, 2013

MotU posted:

wwe is dying due to steph infection

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