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Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Ghost Leviathan posted:

Valve finally takes advantage of opening the porn floodgates on Steam with TF2 Dating Sim.

I feel like this has been done in some form already

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Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

muscles like this! posted:

The funniest thing about Steam's new porn game rules is how they have to list out everything that happens in a sexual way so you get really basic descriptions of all the sex scenes. Play a game and count how many times the phrases "distraught" or "without clear consent" appear.

'Ambiguous' is another one.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
"Can't wait" for a bunch of anime child porn to end up on steam

Dire Lemming
Jan 19, 2016
If you don't coddle Nazis flat Earthers then you're literally as bad as them.

Improbable Lobster posted:

"Can't wait" for a bunch of anime child porn to end up on steam

Nekopara is already on Steam so the bar can't get too much lower.

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

A time traveling adventure everyone can enjoy

Dire Lemming posted:

Nekopara is already on Steam so the bar can't get too much lower.

It can absolutely get much, much lower.

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer

Dire Lemming posted:

Nekopara is already on Steam so the bar can't get too much lower.

This site was founded on the premise of "there is always more, and it's always worse." That bar still has so far to go before it hits rock bottom.

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Improbable Lobster posted:

"Can't wait" for a bunch of anime child porn to end up on steam

The Key To Home already got on, and removed from, Steam.

The removal sparked some "controversy" from the usual shitheads.

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



After all of this, I'm surprised Bible Black hasn't gotten a steam release yet.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Now the way is free and clear for HunieDev to be bottomlessly racist AND sexist! Calloo, callay!

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

SardonicTyrant posted:

After all of this, I'm surprised Bible Black hasn't gotten a steam release yet.

The Wisdom Tree collection is currently only $9.73

OutOfPrint
Apr 9, 2009

Fun Shoe
Has anyone else noticed the floodgates open and bunch of hentai slide puzzles with "Hentai" right in their titles popping up? I get three or four in my queue every time I look through it nowadays.

I wish there was a "straight up porn" tag I could block, for what good blocking tags does. The sexual content tag appropriately pops up in good games where the player getting his jollies off isn't the main point. There should be something separate for porn if porn is a-okay on the marketplace.

Kanfy
Jan 9, 2012

Just gotta keep walking down that road.
I mostly wonder if even a single one of them has art used with the artist(s)'s permission.

Tombot
Oct 21, 2008
I don't think anything in the 'Adult only sexual content' category looks like the kind of game I'd like to play anyway, mostly low effort cash-grabs, slideshows, and machine translated japanese dating sims.

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


Tombot posted:

I don't think anything in the 'Adult only sexual content' category looks like the kind of game I'd like to play anyway, mostly low effort cash-grabs, slideshows, and machine translated japanese dating sims.

Do you think these games are generally profitable? Low cost to make and sell just enough to make it worthwhile.

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011
Page 109, almost 2 years later.

I don't know.

Tombot
Oct 21, 2008

bessantj posted:

Do you think these games are generally profitable? Low cost to make and sell just enough to make it worthwhile.

I'd say they could possibly make more money than your typical grey-market card printing scam-job as your average horny teen may buy it in a moment of weakness. It also seems to be the current dumping ground of the 'something something-BOOBS' sub-genre of lovely games, which means hopefully I'll be able to escape games like that showing up in my reccomended list all the time.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
An interesting vid on the steam situation

Randallteal
May 7, 2006

The tears of time
Steam is coincidentally a pretty good name for a digital smut storefront.

haldolium
Oct 22, 2016



Tombot posted:

I don't think anything in the 'Adult only sexual content' category looks like the kind of game I'd like to play anyway, mostly low effort cash-grabs, slideshows, and machine translated japanese dating sims.

Which is kind of the issue. If there are actually good games with AO sexual content, you still have to wade through a shitton of the current "games" that are flooding steam if you just go by the adult filter.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

haldolium posted:

Which is kind of the issue. If there are actually good games with AO sexual content, you still have to wade through a shitton of the current "games" that are flooding steam if you just go by the adult filter.

the good games in question aren't AO; GTA5 and Witcher 3 both have the tag and neither game goes farther than titty iirc

e: well there's also Trevor's cock in GTA5 but you're an insane person if Trevor makes you horny, that's pretty clearly meant to be more funny/horrifying

The Cheshire Cat
Jun 10, 2008

Fun Shoe

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

the good games in question aren't AO; GTA5 and Witcher 3 both have the tag and neither game goes farther than titty iirc

e: well there's also Trevor's cock in GTA5 but you're an insane person if Trevor makes you horny, that's pretty clearly meant to be more funny/horrifying

Nudity in general is becoming more common in games than it used to be (basically since so many sales are done online now the ESRB has pretty much lost its ability to force developers to adhere to their arbitrary standards), but it's usually still in the vein of "filmic" nudity rather than "pornographic" nudity. Like lots of movies have cheesy topless scenes that exist for no reason beyond putting a topless scene in the movie, but it's still qualitatively different than straight up wank material. That's why "sexual content" isn't a super helpful tag in this regard. Something explicitly identifying porn as such would be a lot more meaningful as a filter.

The Skeleton King
Jul 16, 2011

Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.


Last time I was annoyed by nudity ingames was the sex scene in Metro Last Light. It was boring, awkward, and got in the way of me playing the game.



That said, I can’t wait for hentai on steam. Nothing can go wrong.

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Suspicious Cook
Oct 9, 2012

Onward to burgers!

The Skeleton King posted:

Last time I was annoyed by nudity ingames was the sex scene in Metro Last Light. It was boring, awkward, and got in the way of me playing the game.

The thing that bothered me the most about that was the protagonist's love interest was introduced as the "best sniper" they had. She then missed every shot, got kidnapped, had sex with you, and didn't even go to the final battle despite being such a supposedly great soldier. Her only purpose as the only named female character was to get pregnant and share your heroics with your child. Can't say I was impressed with the narrative surrounding her.

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011
VIDEO GAMES!!!

Appoda
Oct 30, 2013

Also wears eyeliner and looks noticeably less grungy than any other character in the game. Even with the aesthetic aside, it was another bad example of female characters in games.

drkeiscool
Aug 1, 2014
Soiled Meat
also insults you at every opportunity

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Artyom should've married the stripper instead imho

Cephalectomy
Jun 8, 2007

Really Pants posted:

Artyom should've married the stripper instead imho

The Skeleton King
Jul 16, 2011

Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.


Yeah, for a series with what I consider some of the best writing and atmosphere I’ve seen in a long time, she was a pretty poor character.

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

For some reason I never noticed the gender bias in metro 2033 when I played it, which had 0 named women in it at all, but it really stood out to me in last light with its 1 named female character who transparently exists just to have sex with the protagonist.

Last light in general is a lot worse on the character/story front.

drkeiscool
Aug 1, 2014
Soiled Meat
confession: i didn't care for last light overall until artyom teams up with the baby dark one. then it's one of my favorite games ever until baby dark one leaves again.

The Skeleton King
Jul 16, 2011

Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.


The original is far better written, agreed.

Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe
https://steam.madjoki.com/apps/banned

Steam Tools has a list.

I missed out on that 'MILF artbook' obviously.

Tombot
Oct 21, 2008
One of the games that have been banned recently (according to that banned games list) is called Far-out: Selene. Didn't look that bad at all, I wonder what happened with it?

Mokinokaro
Sep 11, 2001

At the end of everything, hold onto anything



Fun Shoe

Tombot posted:

One of the games that have been banned recently (according to that banned games list) is called Far-out: Selene. Didn't look that bad at all, I wonder what happened with it?

Going by the steam forum for it, the game was incredibly broken at release.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
2022: Goatse : The game.
Will you be the last rear end prolapsing?
Join Kurt on his adventures as

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

staberind posted:

2022: Goatse : The game.
Will you be the last rear end prolapsing?
Join Kurt on his adventures as

Ohh, so that's what ZDR's been up to lately

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
:nws:nude image:nws:

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FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IiHRSBAMwU

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Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

Dead Hooker Simulation's lookin' real impressive

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