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Why is there a purple spaghetti griffin climbing on the Sears Tower?
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Sep 13, 2018 15:13
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ALOY
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Sep 13, 2018 15:30
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Solice Kirsk posted:Why is there a purple spaghetti griffin climbing on the Sears Tower? How else are you gonna hump it?
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Sep 13, 2018 17:59
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Since GM's editor cobbled this together and it's Raya Golden's work why does it have Martin's brand on it and not "Edited by Anne Groell" in giganterous font?
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Sep 13, 2018 20:26
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Whose name do you think will sell more books?
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Sep 13, 2018 20:28
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Marijuana posted:Whose name do you think will sell more books? None? edit: all wild cards books have that huge GRRM on the cover and AFAIK they aint exactly best sellers
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Sep 13, 2018 20:37
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still sellin more than they would otherwise
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Sep 13, 2018 21:31
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Everyone at this point who buys a book with GRRM's name on the cover is just looking to spank it to some twincest and pear-shaped men.
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Sep 13, 2018 21:41
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https://twitter.com/clickhole/status/1040268893170925569?s=21
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Sep 13, 2018 23:01
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I thought Dany burned all the crones
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Sep 14, 2018 00:15
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Dany's been stuck in that field making GBS threads her guts out for creeping up on a decade now. I'd say Jo's well within her rights to make the call by now.
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Sep 14, 2018 00:33
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syscall girl posted:I thought Dany burned all the crones hey oooohhhhhh! that's why she has the Crone's Diease
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Sep 14, 2018 00:43
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nine-gear crow posted:Dany's been stuck in that field making GBS threads her guts out for creeping up on a decade now. I'd say Jo's well within her rights to make the call by now. To be fair she doesn't actually say she has chrones - just that she is suffering from the symptoms commonly associated with it. But you know - click bait title.
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Sep 14, 2018 00:44
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Marijuana posted:
I'm incapable of looking at anything GRRM without assigning sexual implications to everything. monster? space pubes. star port? clearly that womans vagina. or a space vagina. aliens? clearly incestuous offspring of space pub. woman? red head who lusts for
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Sep 14, 2018 00:47
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kcroy posted:To be fair she doesn't actually say she has chrones - just that she is suffering from the symptoms commonly associated with it. But you know - click bait title. its clickhole
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Sep 14, 2018 01:07
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kcroy posted:To be fair she doesn't actually say she has chrones - just that she is suffering from the symptoms commonly associated with it. But you know - click bait title. 
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Sep 14, 2018 01:40
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kcroy posted:To be fair she doesn't actually say she has chrones - just that she is suffering from the symptoms commonly associated with it. But you know - click bait title. 
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Sep 14, 2018 01:42
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thread never fails to deliver even after all this time
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Sep 14, 2018 01:47
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banned from Starbucks posted:its clickhole drat u all. drat u to hell.
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Sep 14, 2018 11:42
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kcroy posted:To be fair she doesn't actually say she has chrones - just that she is suffering from the symptoms commonly associated with it. But you know - click bait title. GOT EM
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Sep 14, 2018 14:40
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kcroy posted:I'm incapable of looking at anything GRRM without assigning sexual implications to everything. monster? space pubes. star port? clearly that womans vagina. or a space vagina. aliens? clearly incestuous offspring of space pub. woman? red head who lusts for There is literally cum everywhere in that picture.
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Sep 15, 2018 02:37
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https://youtu.be/9YeCpHoy9EQ?t=1569
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Sep 15, 2018 04:03
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You had me at cunk
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Sep 15, 2018 08:29
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kcroy posted:You had me at cunk
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Sep 15, 2018 08:46
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Marijuana posted:
So GRRM's into hentai now?
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Sep 15, 2018 10:57
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font color sea posted:So GRRM's into hentai now? This is the “creepy sex stories written by a fat weirdo” thread. Hentai is refreshingly quaint in comparison.
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Sep 15, 2018 12:16
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Sep 16, 2018 02:28
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I hope that’s what you spent on that
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Sep 16, 2018 04:15
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Marijuana posted:
I'm Mister Meesqueaks! Look over here!
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Sep 16, 2018 07:56
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Marijuana posted:
The makers of Seamonkeys should sue him for stealing their likenesses.
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Sep 16, 2018 18:09
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I'm going to sue them for using my alien drawing I made in the first grade.
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Sep 16, 2018 19:49
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took me a while to realize that was a door stop. I deleted my google history, and I guess youtube is confused about who I am. They suggested some GOT clips. Whatever. So I rewatched a few arya scenes, and it really bothers me how bad assed she is. She never should have been able to keep up with Brienne. She never should have survived the Waif. And what was that "I'm the only one who can fight in the dark" thing with the candle? If they really wanted to give her an edge over the waif - it should have been some warging poo poo. I heard a good theory that the waif killed her, and took her face - which is about the only thing that makes sense. I'm sure that _isn't_ what happens, if only because Arya is 100% plot armor. But there is certainly room for that interpretation, especially with the candle going out, and not seeing who survived the fight. Anyway, look at this poo poo scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrlG9Ri3VAY Truly a girl is no one No, I'm Arya Stark and I'm going home Then he gives that like... semi approving smile? ARYA "Oh hi, thanks for training me in your death cult ways, which I somehow mastered all of in like.. 2 years. I'll be leaving now" SYRIO: "I am annoyed, but then slowly impressed with your gumption! Please leave with our blessing to abuse our religions teachings" <a pair of deadman's hands rise up from the water and start slow clapping, turning into exciting clapping, while all dead faces begin chanting aryas name> Although in the vein of Hodor = Hold the Door, maybe Arya = "Are ya?" as in "Who Are ya?" Are ya Arya or are ya the waif or Arya: The Waif? I don't know, kill me for talking about the book. well the show. I guess its ok since it's the show.
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Sep 17, 2018 08:02
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I've been trying to find a PDF of Starport, just to see how bad it is, and confirm the creepiness that I automatically impart to the GRRM. I've been pretty unsuccessful, I'm not sure anyone gave enough of a gently caress to pirate this thing. What I did find though was interesting. A listing of items stored at the Cushing Library from the GRRM collection. 10 Boxes of Wildcards material!!!11 http://archon.library.tamu.edu/index.php?p=collections/findingaid&id=86&q=George+RR+Martin edit: Oh look he wrote a book called "Meathouse Man" that has corpse brothels in it. Here, hear how many "lemoncakes" each of these forum fans ranked the book. I cringed my way out after 30 seconds. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Clu1k60IYBY quote:Box 25 A Chat with Feist and GRRM https://www.labarriera.net/forum/index.php?/topic/1779-in-chat-with-george-rr-martin-raymond-e-feist/ This bit is loving golden. quote:REFeist: OK, George, here's how to finish the forth volume . .  And just for some warm feels - a forum argument about how hard GRRM is working on the next book. https://forum.malazanempire.com/topic/18811-some-things-i-picked-off-grr-martin-blog/page__st__200 kcroy fucked around with this message at 08:36 on Sep 17, 2018 |
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Sep 17, 2018 08:26
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kcroy posted:took me a while to realize that was a door stop. How much input has GRRM had in the making of the TV series for all the post-ADWD plots? Well I guess the first question is does anyone know or is it all assumption. There’s a lot of cut for TV content like Big Kevan Lannister but with things like Cat instead of Beric, Jaime not being completely spineless to Cercei, Stannis being not dead and all that could they actually diverge?
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Sep 17, 2018 16:15
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Weavered posted:How much input has GRRM had in the making of the TV series for all the post-ADWD plots? Pretty sure he just gave them a general overview of where the story is going and it was up to D&D
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Sep 17, 2018 16:34
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I met George R.R. Martin at a pub the other day. It was pretty surreal seeing him just sitting there when I walked in. The whole bar was listening to him, enchanted, as he talked about history. I later find out that was just one of many lectures that day, all started when a glance behind the bar inspired him to discuss the history of scotch whisky, and when I walked in he'd seamlessly moved onto the French Wars of Religion. As he talked about the Catholics and the Huguenots and the politiques, I understood that he was talking of us today, and the irreconcilable differences that define our world today. I could hardly leave after that. I didn't mean to be there for long, but I just had to keep listening and listening, and as the scotch was poured I lost track of time. We talked about history, about art, about poetry, and of course about sports. He made some undue remarks about footie, but we all let that pass with good humour. At midnight, he started a song in Welsh. A good old man from Cymru joined in and soon the whole place was filled with very drunken Englishmen doing their best to sound it out along with them. As closing time neared people began leaving reluctantly, not wanting that wonderful night to end, though George just found it a pain to walk with his ankle. But I had wanted to ask him a question whole night, and this was my last chance. It was the obvious question, and George was a bit taken aback. But then he smiled and said my mama got scared, and told me I was moving in with my auntie and uncle in Bel-Air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near. The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, nah, forget it, yo home to Bel-Air! I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8, and I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later, looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
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Sep 17, 2018 17:10
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First sentence gave it away.
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Sep 17, 2018 17:52
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kcroy posted:And just for some warm feels - a forum argument about how hard GRRM is working on the next book. It wouldn't be an ASOIAF argument without Adam Whitehead (Wert) white-knighting for Martin. That guy is loving everywhere.
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Sep 17, 2018 18:59
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Anyway the end of the year is coming right up and wasn't the Targaryen book supposed to be out by then? I guess they'd want to hype it a little in the weeks/months leading to it and yet nothing... I think we all know what that means.
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