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Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Keikos role as a teacher is a cover for her being ds9�s connect

# ? Sep 19, 2018 17:53

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# ? May 6, 2024 22:58

Snow Cone Capone: Jul 31, 2003

Bombadilillo posted:

I might be making this up but I vaguely remember a joined trill being allergic to something they weren't before? So yeah they are sharing all the ingesting things.

niiiiiice

Pick posted:

Keikos role as a teacher is a cover for her being ds9’s connect

so that's why the school gets shut down so fast

# ? Sep 19, 2018 18:01

HD DAD: Jan 13, 2010; Generic white guy.; Toilet Rascal

Pick posted:

Keikos role as a teacher is a cover for her being ds9�s connect

Ensign Nog infiltrates the school to pose as a student and crack Keiko�s drug ring in a new dramatic spinoff

# ? Sep 19, 2018 18:02

Snow Cone Capone: Jul 31, 2003

Law & Order: DS9

# ? Sep 19, 2018 18:08

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Snow Cone Capone posted:

Law & Order: DS9

Law & Order: Cardassia is its more popular spinoff tho it�s gotten a little predictable

# ? Sep 19, 2018 18:11

HD DAD: Jan 13, 2010; Generic white guy.; Toilet Rascal

Would the episodes be like 4 minutes long since every case ends with an execution, or like 4 hours long with a buncha Cardie lawyers monologuing ad nauseam

# ? Sep 19, 2018 18:16

FuturePastNow: May 19, 2014

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Bit of trivia; That's the first onscreen same-sex kiss, apparently.

not the first, just the best

TV Guide's listing for The Man Trap, 1966:

# ? Sep 19, 2018 18:35

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Bitch hell yeah that�s what I�m about!!!!

# ? Sep 19, 2018 18:37

Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; More like "Bulges Adventure"

FuturePastNow posted:

not the first, just the best

TV Guide's listing for The Man Trap, 1966:

This unironically owns

# ? Sep 19, 2018 18:38

Universe Master: Jun 20, 2005; Darn Fine Pie

Jadzia gets to experience Kurzon stroking his old man dick to thoughts of her whenever she takes a stroll down memory lane.

# ? Sep 19, 2018 18:42

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

I was just thinking that. Woooph.

# ? Sep 19, 2018 18:45

Bombadilillo: Feb 28, 2009; The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Jadzia is so sexually liberated because she has recent memories of loving so hard he died.

# ? Sep 19, 2018 18:52

Snow Cone Capone: Jul 31, 2003

FuturePastNow posted:

not the first, just the best

TV Guide's listing for The Man Trap, 1966:

mods pls change name to Spaceman Spock tia

I wonder what William Shatner would think about the "no-nonsense space ship captain" line

# ? Sep 19, 2018 18:54

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

Pick posted:

Law & Order: Cardassia is its more popular spinoff tho it’s gotten a little predictable

keeping up with the cardassians (i know its old but i have always wanted to use it)

# ? Sep 19, 2018 19:10

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

HD DAD posted:

Would the episodes be like 4 minutes long since every case ends with an execution, or like 4 hours long with a buncha Cardie lawyers monologuing ad nauseam

Episodes tend to run long. The first suspect is always guilty, of course, but it usually turns out that the victim and a couple of the witnesses were also guilty of crimes.

# ? Sep 19, 2018 19:13

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Facebook Aunt posted:

Episodes tend to run long. The first suspect is always guilty, of course, but it usually turns out that the victim and a couple of the witnesses were also guilty of crimes.

# ? Sep 19, 2018 19:14

VanSandman: Feb 16, 2011; SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Facebook Aunt posted:

Episodes tend to run long. The first suspect is always guilty, of course, but it usually turns out that the victim and a couple of the witnesses were also guilty of crimes.

Hell yeah

# ? Sep 19, 2018 19:32

shovelbum: Oct 21, 2010; Fun Shoe

Pick posted:

I was just thinking that. Woooph.

Everything about that relationship is just, Christ, jadzias existence is an unimaginable nightmare

# ? Sep 19, 2018 20:31

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Academia all over

# ? Sep 19, 2018 20:32

Eighties ZomCom: Sep 10, 2008

Facebook Aunt posted:

Episodes tend to run long. The first suspect is always guilty, of course, but it usually turns out that the victim and a couple of the witnesses were also guilty of crimes.

Wouldn't be more that everyone is guilty of something, you just have to figure out what?

# ? Sep 19, 2018 21:14

John Wick of Dogs: Mar 4, 2017; A real hellraiser

Sisko on the phone with Kai Wynn "I don't give a hot gay gently caress what the prophets say! LEGALIZE WEED DUDE!"

# ? Sep 19, 2018 21:19

simplefish: Mar 28, 2011; So long, and thanks for all the ~~fish~~ gallbladdΣrs!

EvilTaytoMan posted:

Wouldn't be more that everyone is guilty of something, you just have to figure out what?

Ok that's 3 generic episode templates then:
1) during a quick trial of the original suspect, a complex new conspiracy begins to unfold around unexpectedly involved parties... who's in on this bigger plot?
2) although there's no concrete evidence, there's also no smoke without fire - and something is rotten in the state of Cardassia.Something just doesn't seem to add up about a situation Detective Dukat has encountered in his daily life. He's going to find out what smells so fishy.
3) it's another successful conviction - but Detective Dukat can't let it go. He's too good a cop for that. It's not enough to defeat the criminals. He must also find out how they were able to cause so much damage - and why they'd even want to. A howdunnit/whydunnit.

Fake edit: 4) criminals realising they were wrong: hard labour, but a harder enlightenment. 4 lightenment.

# ? Sep 19, 2018 21:25

Universe Master: Jun 20, 2005; Darn Fine Pie

Years after the Dominion War and installation of the reconstruction government the next series has the occasional acquittal. Die hard fans hate it and complain of SJWs ruining the franchise.

# ? Sep 19, 2018 22:01

shovelbum: Oct 21, 2010; Fun Shoe

Pick posted:

Academia all over

Ezri got off lucky just blundering into the slug imo

# ? Sep 19, 2018 22:23

Cessna: Feb 20, 2013; KHABAHBLOOOM

Facebook Aunt posted:

Episodes tend to run long. The first suspect is always guilty, of course, but it usually turns out that the victim and a couple of the witnesses were also guilty of crimes.

# ? Sep 19, 2018 22:29

Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
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simplefish posted:

Ok that's 3 generic episode templates then:
1) during a quick trial of the original suspect, a complex new conspiracy begins to unfold around unexpectedly involved parties... who's in on this bigger plot?
2) although there's no concrete evidence, there's also no smoke without fire - and something is rotten in the state of Cardassia.Something just doesn't seem to add up about a situation Detective Dukat has encountered in his daily life. He's going to find out what smells so fishy.
3) it's another successful conviction - but Detective Dukat can't let it go. He's too good a cop for that. It's not enough to defeat the criminals. He must also find out how they were able to cause so much damage - and why they'd even want to. A howdunnit/whydunnit.

Fake edit: 4) criminals realising they were wrong: hard labour, but a harder enlightenment. 4 lightenment.

Yeah I'd watch Law & Order: Cardassia.

Far better than Law & Order: Edo which is just no one committing any crimes until 9 episodes in someone accidentally walks on the grass and immediately gets executed.

Kitchner fucked around with this message at 22:48 on Sep 19, 2018

# ? Sep 19, 2018 22:40

Snow Cone Capone: Jul 31, 2003

I'm only 3 seasons into DS9 right now but I'd totally watch an Odo-centric procedural show (I mean half the episodes I've seen so far are already basically that anyway)

# ? Sep 20, 2018 00:07

Bombadilillo: Feb 28, 2009; The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Snow Cone Capone posted:

I'm only 3 seasons into DS9 right now but I'd totally watch an Odo-centric procedural show (I mean half the episodes I've seen so far are already basically that anyway)

You get some like that. Including a Noir episode that's just the tops,

# ? Sep 20, 2018 00:20

Snow Cone Capone: Jul 31, 2003

idea for fanfic: Odo, Moriarty and ______ have to solve a crime that threatens to _______

# ? Sep 20, 2018 00:35

Snow Cone Capone: Jul 31, 2003

Moriarty rules and also it's great because my wife's been streaming episodes of The Nanny on the kitchen tv while she makes dinner and I inevitably end up hitting play again when I do the dishes

# ? Sep 20, 2018 00:37

lol but: Feb 24, 2007; body is a dinosaur; Slippery Tilde

i loving love the moriarty episode, don't believe i've ever caught the sequel. when he shows data the picture of the enterprise i find it highly satisfying.

# ? Sep 20, 2018 00:47

JediTalentAgent: Jun 5, 2005; Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

Al Borland Korn posted:

Sisko on the phone with Kai Wynn "I don't give a hot gay gently caress what the prophets say! LEGALIZE WEED DUDE!"

Kai Wynn need Bajoran Weed to stay illegal because she's secretly the leader of the cartel that runs it from here all the way out to the Neutral Zone. Being illegal means the price stays high, it's a highly valuable crop that bring ~~her~~ the farmers a lot of needed income for the planet.

Granted, it takes about 100x the resources to grow it as it does wheat, but ~~she~~ they make like 10000X more selling it than they can that wheat. With that kind of money, they can BUY wheat.

# ? Sep 20, 2018 01:44

sweet geek swag: Mar 29, 2006; Adjust lasers to FUN!

simplefish posted:

Ok that's 3 generic episode templates then:
1) during a quick trial of the original suspect, a complex new conspiracy begins to unfold around unexpectedly involved parties... who's in on this bigger plot?
2) although there's no concrete evidence, there's also no smoke without fire - and something is rotten in the state of Cardassia.Something just doesn't seem to add up about a situation Detective Dukat has encountered in his daily life. He's going to find out what smells so fishy.
3) it's another successful conviction - but Detective Dukat can't let it go. He's too good a cop for that. It's not enough to defeat the criminals. He must also find out how they were able to cause so much damage - and why they'd even want to. A howdunnit/whydunnit.

Fake edit: 4) criminals realising they were wrong: hard labour, but a harder enlightenment. 4 lightenment.

There is a very special episode where they convict their man, but then another person comes forward and claims to actually be the criminal, and that the convicted person was completely innocent. The episode has a happy ending though, when after his interrogation the troublemaker agrees to get treated for their obvious mental illness. The episode ends as he leaves for his lobotomy

# ? Sep 20, 2018 01:48

Bombadilillo: Feb 28, 2009; The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

lol but seriously I posted:

i loving love the moriarty episode, don't believe i've ever caught the sequel. when he shows data the picture of the enterprise i find it highly satisfying.

Yhe sequal is even better and satisfying all around. Go watch its on Netflix

# ? Sep 20, 2018 01:53

lol but: Feb 24, 2007; body is a dinosaur; Slippery Tilde

why the gently caress would they play the sherlock game again? ooh strychnine getting Poirot flashbacks

# ? Sep 20, 2018 02:01

lol but: Feb 24, 2007; body is a dinosaur; Slippery Tilde

Bombadilillo posted:

Yhe sequal is even better and satisfying all around. Go watch its on Netflix

doing so now. BARCLAY sighted

# ? Sep 20, 2018 02:02

Bombadilillo: Feb 28, 2009; The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

lol but seriously I posted:

doing so now. BARCLAY sighted

Awesome. I await your thoughts after. Super cool reveals top tier trek scifi

# ? Sep 20, 2018 02:05

lol but: Feb 24, 2007; body is a dinosaur; Slippery Tilde

moriarty dropping some exposition bombs. kinda lame for data to be "solving" a mystery he already knows the solution to.

# ? Sep 20, 2018 02:05

lol but: Feb 24, 2007; body is a dinosaur; Slippery Tilde

Final thoughts:

-goddam barclay is a clammy nerd
-six seasons in picard takes all this totally in stride
-picard quite visibly only gives a fractional poo poo about the sentient life forms under his stewardship
-a direct collorary being his problematic viewpoints regarding the consent of holographic entities
-not totally convinced by the countess's accent
-holo clone of geordi looking gone out is indistinguishable from the real thing
-called the holodeck in a holdeck thing when the chair transport records were empty. i have successful outfoxed a four decade old television program
-so they live their lives in a little box in barclay's goon hovel and picard is immediately over the whole situation
-goddam it barclay

pretty good imo

# ? Sep 20, 2018 02:53

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# ? May 6, 2024 22:58

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

barclay

# ? Sep 20, 2018 02:53

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