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Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

lol

Maybe this fifth or sixth chance is the one that will change him, right?

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STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

he's been tested only once since his failure, i'd imagine he'll just Never Get Tested. similarly, when wwe had implemented drug testing with a 3 strike rule, one of their star wrestlers Randy Orton kept failing over and over again, with them claiming two separate failures were one failure after the fact, and then after his 5th failure, they just claimed there was a quiet policy where failures were expunged if you went to a program.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

https://twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/1042560569700540416?s=19

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

What is even the loving point of USADA?

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
Utter bullshit.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Lol

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Same as Reebok. The illusion of being a sport to make the sell price higher.

https://twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/1042562054723231744?s=19

cams
Mar 28, 2003


i'm glad, i like watching jon jones fight.

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
I'm everyone rushing in here to breathlessly call usada corrupt for letting Jonathan Jones fight because I dont remember ufc 200

slev
Apr 6, 2009

Which of Cormier's belts will he take and then get stripped of

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


They couldn't even come up with an excuse beyond "He said he didn't mean to do it" :laffo:

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Oh there's way more reasons to call them corrupt. This is just the most recent.

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



What a joke. Didn’t Werdum just get 2 years for a first time failure?

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

hail satan

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

cams posted:

i'm glad, i like watching jon jones fight.

Good luck with that. I sure hope he pulls it together but his track record yeesh.

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



Yet again proving that the more money you make the less rules apply to you.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Biggest Meltdowner posted:

Good luck with that. I sure hope he pulls it together but his track record yeesh.

the last time he had the sense to pull it together he went back and grabbed a bag of cash

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
So UFC 230 the MSG card is Nov 3rd he could be on that. And that doesn't have a main event yet as far as I know.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

These just get better.

https://twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/1042563708088672257?s=19

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

exploded mummy posted:

the last time he had the sense to pull it together he went back and grabbed a bag of cash

And his weed.

Allegedly.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

https://twitter.com/erikmagraken/status/1042562123274936320?s=19

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

what a crock of poo poo.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


bullshit

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
what did machida get for a self-admission and no trace amounts in his system first time occurring?

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013


lmao

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

I wish all the funny UFC posters would come back just to respond to this

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

spb posted:

I wish all the funny UFC posters would come back

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
Congrats to Keven, wherever he is out there

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Someone call Duncan

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Marching Powder posted:

what did machida get for a self-admission and no trace amounts in his system first time occurring?

two years

TheReverend
Jun 21, 2005

hmmmmmmm......... gently caress Jon Jones.

Chillanese
Mar 30, 2010

It was 18 months.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Chillanese posted:

It was 18 months.

you're right, i was thinking of crocop

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

i cannot wait to see jon jones beat cormier again

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Chillanese posted:

It was 18 months.

more than jon jones with the alternative source confirmed and obviously trying (and failing) to do the right thing.

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

love the drat product

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
OMFG this is some bullshit

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Marching Powder posted:

more than jon jones with the alternative source confirmed and obviously trying (and failing) to do the right thing.

yeah its real bad

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
Didn't Jon also admit that his manager was signing all his paperwork for his rehab program or something as well?

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Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
Jones vs DC at heavyweight is the fight America deserves

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