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galaxy brain jon jones turned in sage's dad
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Sep 20, 2018 06:55
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Why are you even doubting this Jon has been popped twice. He tested positive for 2 (two) post steroid cycle drugs in 2016 and has now tested positive for steroids. He didn't "unknowingly" just end up with these substances in his system, that's a bunch of horseshit. People who lived with him in college said he did steroids and an assortment of drugs as well He is a cheater, a liar, a drunk driver and cocaine addict who almost killed a woman and an adulterer. And as we just learned, also a snitch Zzulu fucked around with this message at 08:32 on Sep 20, 2018 |
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Sep 20, 2018 07:10
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Yeah, it's loving disgusting. Doing steroids to run fast or jump high is lovely. Doing steroids to give another person more brain damage should carry prison time.
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Sep 20, 2018 07:19
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Bit sus someone can get a short sentence because they don't know how the steroids got in their system, but also get that sentence reduced by snitching on steroid dealers/users.
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Sep 20, 2018 08:30
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Dan Didio posted:Bit sus someone can get a short sentence because they don't know how the steroids got in their system, but also get that sentence reduced by snitching on steroid dealers/users. Hahahaha I hadn't thought about that
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Sep 20, 2018 08:35
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I hadn't read about the snitching thing until now. Dana's "welp, the science cleared him! Nothing to see here!" lie is even grosser in that light. Part of me would like to see DC finally beat Jones at heavyweight, but I think I'd rather see him give Jones the double middle fingers, steal the Lesnar payday from him, and then retire with both belts.
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Sep 20, 2018 09:02
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il serpente cosmico posted:Part of me would like to see DC finally beat Jones at heavyweight I love DC and I want terrible things to happen to Jones, but this would never, ever happen.
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Sep 20, 2018 09:06
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CarlCX posted:I love DC and I want terrible things to happen to Jones, but this would never, ever happen. the jones that fought osp would have been beaten by rumble, dc and gus no problems.
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Sep 20, 2018 09:09
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Marching Powder posted:the jones that fought osp would have been beaten by rumble, dc and gus no problems. Eh, Rumble and Gus definitely but I think DC's a maybe. Jones has problems with the few people in the division who can match him in size, reach and strength and it showed in the Gus and OSP fights and even against Bonnar a little (although he was also a way worse fighter back then, in fairness) Cormier is loving great, but his biggest strengths are wrestling, the clinch and his hands, and he's 2 for 2 on getting outwrestled, outclinched and outstruck by Jones, I don't think a third would be different even at heavyweight. also jones will be juiced to the loving gills in any theoretical rematch because after this why the gently caress wouldn't he
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Sep 20, 2018 09:21
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Dogbrisket posted:Thank god you were here to be offended on other people's behalf.
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Sep 20, 2018 09:59
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I agree that on steroids Jon Jones will beat anyone in the world. Off steroids, he'd be top ten, maybe top 5.
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Sep 20, 2018 10:02
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david carmichael posted:Jon jones not guilty
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Sep 20, 2018 10:12
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Marching Powder posted:I agree that on steroids Jon Jones will beat anyone in the world. Off steroids, he'd be top ten, maybe top 5. you don't think that off steroids jones could beat uhh *checks ufc rankings* volkan oezdemir, jan blachowitz or ilir latifi, all top 5 light heavyweights in 2018?
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Sep 20, 2018 10:18
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Foul Fowl posted:you don't think that off steroids jones could beat uhh *checks ufc rankings* volkan oezdemir, jan blachowitz or ilir latifi, all top 5 light heavyweights in 2018? I count heavyweight in my 'in the world' It seems timely to reiterate that lhw shouldn't exist because it's a piece of poo poo division with a shallow 'talent' pool.
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Sep 20, 2018 10:20
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this conversation made me look at the UFC's rankings for heavyweight, in which Derrick Lewis is currently the #2 heavyweight contender in the world.
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Sep 20, 2018 10:30
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CarlCX posted:this conversation made me look at the UFC's rankings for heavyweight, in which Derrick Lewis is currently the #2 heavyweight contender in the world. That's abysmal. Heavyweight hasn't been this bad since the reign of Tim Sylvia.
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Sep 20, 2018 10:31
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Marching Powder posted:That's abysmal. Heavyweight hasn't been this bad since the reign of Tim Sylvia. At least then it was funny
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Marching Powder posted:That's abysmal. Heavyweight hasn't been this bad since the reign of Tim Sylvia. that’s why i feel like even diminshed jones would just destroy both divisions. except for maybe like stipe? and DC at heavyweight would be a cool fight. but who knows what jones is gonna look like after all this usada stuff too.
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Sep 20, 2018 12:34
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david carmichael posted:Jon jones not guilty
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Sep 20, 2018 12:39
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asking for a friend: where can I get these supplements that are accidentally loaded w cold war era steroidsmewse posted:It's pretty tasteless to imply sage's dad is his pimp. For all we know he's just supplied Sage with steroids his entire life and made him fight other children growing up. Lol
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Sep 20, 2018 12:54
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Freudian slippers posted:Yeah, it's loving disgusting. Doing steroids to run fast or jump high is lovely. Doing steroids to give another person more brain damage should carry prison time. I often think that this take is a bit much but I’m really starting to agree. Same with football. We’re just so used to it and the science of the actual danger is extremely hard to figure out. It’s all a total shame. I can’t wait until testing is near perfect and the organizations start hitting people with career ruining bans.
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Sep 20, 2018 13:14
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Zzulu posted:Why are you even doubting this That he is a snitch is not new information. That's on like page 1 of JonJones.txt and well-established.
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Sep 20, 2018 13:23
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lmao
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Sep 20, 2018 13:42
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Rigel posted:Not really, given that its USADA. Usada certainly chooses the arbiter. Usada is a sham in mma, hth. The sport is probably a lot cleaner now, but they aren’t being impartial or fair.
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Sep 20, 2018 14:06
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The right thing to do would be for the Ufc to cut ties with him. But they won't do that because bellator or whatever other loving promotion will pick him up and pay him big bucks to chest there. However, the Ufc should still put integrity over profit and cut his rear end. This isn't the first loving time, it's not the second, the guy constantly makes awful decisions time and time again. I'm not the biggest mma fan, but I have been watching the sport for roughly 12-13 years and while my interest has been fading in the last 2-3 years, this might just seal it. Edit: Not to mention the way they brought out Lesnar after the DC fight was the most cartoonish WWE moment I've seen watching the sport. I remember it just leaving a bad taste in my mouth. Zotix fucked around with this message at 14:16 on Sep 20, 2018 |
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Sep 20, 2018 14:09
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Let's reach way back into the history bag and find the times the UFC chose integrity over profit...
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Sep 20, 2018 14:42
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Dana White, Benevolent Capitalist
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Sep 20, 2018 15:30
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Zzulu posted:Why are you even doubting this Good post except we’ve known jones was a snitch since before he fought the janitor. His nickname was literally The Snitch for years, until he got caught coking and his choir boy persona got shattered. Disliking jon jones from the get go was one of the few calls I got right lol
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Sep 20, 2018 15:36
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Zotix posted:Ufc [. . .] integrity over profit 
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Sep 20, 2018 15:56
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I hate to spoil it six weeks early, but Dana is going as Matt Serra for halloween.
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Sep 20, 2018 16:33
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tesilential posted:Usada certainly chooses the arbiter. Usada is a sham in mma, hth. lol USADA does not choose the arbitrator. If they did, no one would ever win an appeal. "Hey fighters, this guy who used to work for us and agrees with everything USADA stands for is now your arbitrator. If you disagree with us, go talk to our good buddy over here"
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Sep 20, 2018 16:48
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CarlCX posted:also jones will be juiced to the loving gills in any theoretical rematch because after this why the gently caress wouldn't he Well, he's lost quite a few paydays. Without his multiple suspensions, he would have earned a lot more money. If he keeps using steroids its because he's an idiot who thinks that THIS time he wont be caught.
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Sep 20, 2018 16:52
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Rigel posted:lol Do you know this for a fact because someone said the arbiter is a retired lawyer agreed on by both sides
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Sep 20, 2018 16:54
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Dana White has coke-bloat and HGH voice.
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Sep 20, 2018 16:56
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The conor/khabib press conf is today
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Sep 20, 2018 16:57
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mewse posted:Do you know this for a fact because someone said the arbiter is a retired lawyer agreed on by both sides That is a HELL of a lot different than USADA choosing the arbitrator without input from the fighter's team. Thats how arbitration works, both sides have to agree on the arbitrator, and you better believe the guys working for Jon Jones are NOT going "well gee, I guess he's fine if you guys like him, USADA". If USADA had it their way, they would choose a former employee who would rule against the fighter >99% of the time, and if the fighter could choose the arbitrator without input from USADA, they'd choose some kind of former labor lawyer who wrote critical articles about UFC or something and reliably get favorable rulings. Since they both have to agree, they are either going to get a fresh set of eyes where neither side really knows what they'll do, or they'll pick someone with a proven record of sometimes agreeing with USADA and sometimes not.
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Sep 20, 2018 17:02
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mewse posted:Do you know this for a fact because someone said the arbiter is a retired lawyer agreed on by both sides The USADA has an entire section of their website dedicated to explaining how their UFC program differs from everything else they do. quote:An athlete or other person charged with an Anti-Doping Policy Violation is entitled to a hearing in front of an independent arbitrator or arbitration panel. All arbitration proceedings will be conducted by the McLaren Global Sports Solutions Inc., which is completely independent from USADA. All evidence is subject to disclosure in accordance with the UFC Anti-Doping Policy and UFC Arbitration Rules, and all witness testimony shall be provided under oath, under penalty of perjury and subject to cross examination.
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Sep 20, 2018 17:04
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https://twitter.com/FilthyTomLawlor/status/1042563807216775168
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Sep 20, 2018 17:16
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filthy go on chapo
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Sep 20, 2018 17:23
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Rigel posted:That is a HELL of a lot different than USADA choosing the arbitrator without input from the fighter's team. Thats how arbitration works, both sides have to agree on the arbitrator, and you better believe the guys working for Jon Jones are NOT going "well gee, I guess he's fine if you guys like him, USADA". right UFC and Zuffa chose the arbitrator and paid him.
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