PYF AUG: you don't get to see her chew the MLP figurine.

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Arc Hammer: Mar 4, 2013; Got any deathsticks?

It predates bronies if only because amputee porn was already a thing, just with less fur and infantilism.

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Sandwich Anarchist: Sep 12, 2008

AUG: Now With More Fur and Infantilism

# ? Sep 20, 2018 20:59

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

this is not work safe. it is NMS as well.

# ? Sep 20, 2018 22:10

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Obliterate humanity. We don't deserve to be on this planet.

# ? Sep 20, 2018 22:33

Sardonik: Jul 1, 2005; if you like my dumb posts, you'll love my dumb youtube channel

The sad part is that fluffy pony poo poo on the last page was some of the more tame images. Don't go looking for that poo poo, not now, not ever.

Sardonik has a new favorite as of 00:33 on Sep 21, 2018

# ? Sep 21, 2018 00:27

Intoluene: Jul 6, 2011; Activating self-destruct sequence!; Fun Shoe

TotalLossBrain posted:

lol you know he's gonna

Nah, I just looked up where this poo poo started and no further for actual pics. I was curious, not stupid.

# ? Sep 21, 2018 00:52

U.T. Raptor: May 11, 2010; Are you a pack of imbeciles!?

Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:

I am not 100% sure, but I think I remember this predating bronies. Which means it's just something someone came up with on their own. Which is much worse.

EDIT: Looked it up (in incognito mode) because I hate myself and it isn't as old as I thought it was, and I am wrong. It's directly Brony related.

There's the whole yukkuri thing in the Touhou fandom, which predates it, it's basically the same thing right down to the prediliction for torturing them. The big difference is that yukkuri are animated Japanese pastries that look like the disembodied heads of Touhou characters (based on an ancient piece of bad ascii art), and not flesh and blood creatures.

# ? Sep 21, 2018 01:20

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Sponge Baathist posted:

this is not work safe. it is NMS as well.

Hasbro execs look at this and rub their chins thoughtfully, weighing their options.

# ? Sep 21, 2018 02:09

Sandwich Anarchist: Sep 12, 2008

Screaming Idiot posted:

Hasbro execs look at this and rub their chins thoughtfully, weighing their options.

They decide upon "self inflicted gunshot wound"

# ? Sep 21, 2018 02:15

World War Mammories: Aug 25, 2006

Sponge Baathist posted:

this is not work safe. it is NMS as well.

i am full of regrets

# ? Sep 21, 2018 03:23

DicktheCat: Feb 15, 2011

U.T. Raptor posted:

There's the whole yukkuri thing in the Touhou fandom, which predates it, it's basically the same thing right down to the prediliction for torturing them. The big difference is that yukkuri are animated Japanese pastries that look like the disembodied heads of Touhou characters (based on an ancient piece of bad ascii art), and not flesh and blood creatures.

And then it goes deeper with these things called jissousekis based on a Rozen Maiden doll somebody got and hated. It's basically the same thing as fluffy pony with little humanoids with A shaped mouths, down to the high birth rates and infantalism. Don't ask how I know, I was an atrocity tourist at one point. I think a lot of goons are at some time in their lives.

Point is, fluffy pony is the same cruelty with new paint.

E:

Sponge Baathist posted:

this is not work safe. it is NMS as well.

I am not pleased, nor am I surprised.

DicktheCat has a new favorite as of 03:41 on Sep 21, 2018

# ? Sep 21, 2018 03:38

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

World War Mammories posted:

i am full of regrets

At least you're not full of what ever Springtime Butterfly is full of.

# ? Sep 21, 2018 03:41

T-man: Aug 22, 2010; Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Sponge Baathist posted:

this is not work safe. it is NMS as well.

No rear end in a top hat? The state of American craftsmanship today. *shakes head* *tips fedora*

# ? Sep 21, 2018 05:01

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

T-man posted:

No rear end in a top hat? The state of American craftsmanship today. *shakes head* *tips fedora*

I hate that I had to reopen this to confirm, but I am pretty sure there is a separate rear end in a top hat and vagina, since there is a different hole under the tail. Additionally, I loving hate whoever made this.

# ? Sep 21, 2018 05:14

Leave: Feb 7, 2012; Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

T-man posted:

No rear end in a top hat? The state of American craftsmanship today. *shakes head* *tips fedora*

There's totally a butthole there. Why the gently caress I decided to double check is beyond me.

# ? Sep 21, 2018 05:17

T-man: Aug 22, 2010; Talk shit, get bzzzt.

cash crab posted:

I hate that I had to reopen this to confirm, but I am pretty sure there is a separate rear end in a top hat and vagina, since there is a different hole under the tail. Additionally, I loving hate whoever made this.

Leavemywife posted:

There's totally a butthole there. Why the gently caress I decided to double check is beyond me.

# ? Sep 21, 2018 05:22

Sandwich Anarchist: Sep 12, 2008

I'll bet the butthole and front opening (I typed the other word for it and got skeeved out) connect and you could stick your finger in one and it comes out the other.

# ? Sep 21, 2018 05:28

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

T-man posted:

I AM VERY MAD AT YOU

# ? Sep 21, 2018 05:37

Nuevo: May 23, 2006; Fun Shoe

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

I'll bet the butthole and front opening (I typed the other word for it and got skeeved out) connect and you could stick your finger in one and it comes out the other.

I'd wager they're separate because "realism" on the part of the creator and that's somehow worse.

# ? Sep 21, 2018 05:38

Sandwich Anarchist: Sep 12, 2008

Nuevo posted:

I'd wager they're separate because "realism" on the part of the creator and that's somehow worse.

How could he expect to gently caress the plushie unless they were connected? Look how small it is!

# ? Sep 21, 2018 05:40

Filthy Haiku: Oct 22, 2010; i am shattering like glass

but at least
i have

springy ride

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

I'll bet the butthole and front opening (I typed the other word for it and got skeeved out) connect and you could stick your finger in one and it comes out the other.

You sound like a Republican senator trying to describe women's reproductive system.

# ? Sep 21, 2018 05:40

Sandwich Anarchist: Sep 12, 2008

Filthy Haiku posted:

You sound like a Republican senator trying to describe women's reproductive system.

Would you say it's awful, ugly, or gross?

# ? Sep 21, 2018 05:41

Nuevo: May 23, 2006; Fun Shoe

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

How could he expect to gently caress the plushie unless they were connected? Look how small it is!

BIG.

Reasonably sure it's sitting on a futon. i.e. that thing is human-size. :stare:

# ? Sep 21, 2018 06:18

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Why does that make it worse to me

# ? Sep 21, 2018 06:20

Nuevo: May 23, 2006; Fun Shoe

Picnic Princess posted:

Why does that make it worse to me

I'm fairly sure that is objectively worse.

e: the next step after "life sized" is "articulated skeleton" like that "doll" that "needs skin" :gonk:

# ? Sep 21, 2018 06:27

Intoluene: Jul 6, 2011; Activating self-destruct sequence!; Fun Shoe

Imagine the smell. The smell. :barf:

# ? Sep 21, 2018 06:39

Zipperelli.: Apr 3, 2011; Nap Ghost

Intoluene posted:

Imagine the smell. The smell.

Have a sniff.

# ? Sep 21, 2018 07:02

Esplanade: Jan 6, 2005

Zipperelli. posted:

Have a sniff.

A most unfortunate post/avatar combo.

# ? Sep 21, 2018 07:22

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

It's called a "tailhole", thank you.

# ? Sep 21, 2018 07:29

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Zipperelli. posted:

Have a sniff.

NO

NO

NO

# ? Sep 21, 2018 07:38

Skippy McPants: Mar 19, 2009

Stuff like this always makes me so ambivalent because I can't help but think what a person who needs a life-sized My Little Pony sex doll would get up to if they didn't have their life-sized My Little Pony sex doll.

# ? Sep 21, 2018 12:43