Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
squirty harry calloused-hand

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

Combat Theory posted:

E: I misread that tweet. Now it went from madness to *karma*

misread, hell I can't even parse it

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Chris Knight posted:

misread, hell I can't even parse it

he was expecting to take delivery of a new Tesla, and sold his old car ahead of time. Now Tesla has indicated he is not getting his car yet, and so he has no car.

Combat Theory misread the tweet to mean that he had arranged to immediately sell the Tesla after taking delivery of it

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Chris Knight posted:

misread, hell I can't even parse it

tesla said: we have yo car, give $25k if you want to see it, here's proof of VIN

man gives $25k, sells current car, possibly for $25k

tesla says: lol woops, no car, no VIN, you come back two weeks

man says: i miss my car

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
buddy got rooked by like the oldest grift on earth. also he knew it happened to other people and just thought that this time it wasn't a scam

https://twitter.com/letsrebel1/status/1043547482125266944

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

President Beep posted:

squirty harry calloused-hand
And you can be Commissioner Flaccid.

Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> BEWARE, COWARD :ovr:


tesla is sliding seemingly every minute, this is turning into a Wednesday-like long con

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


imagine if John Delorean had owned a rocket company too

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
talk about getting high

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

FuturePastNow posted:

imagine if John Delorean had owned a rocket company too

he wouldn't have got caught with the cocaine

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!

crash me own tesla

Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> BEWARE, COWARD :ovr:


ol qwerty bastard posted:

crash me own tesla

lmao

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


FuturePastNow posted:

imagine if John Delorean had owned a rocket company too

Well he was certainly in the business of sending people to space :haw:

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

ol qwerty bastard posted:

crash me own tesla

:pusheen:

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe

FAUXTON posted:

1g of water by weight is 1ml by volume though

that's for pure water; solutions can be significantly denser. increasing concentration does affect volume but it's not necessarily a simple relationship, the solute doesn't like displace the solvent. like a sucrose solution that's around 75% sugar by weight is 30% denser than water

of course in coffee the actual concentration of solutes is nowhere near that level, it would be totally undrinkable

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



ol qwerty bastard posted:

crash me own tesla

:drat:

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

i feel like the last name should be modified too so that it better fits the tesla narrative.

CMOT Fibbler, perhaps?

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

President Beep posted:

squirty harry calloused-hand

Christ

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

President Beep posted:

squirty harry calloused-hand

"bruh"
-Dixie Cretin Seaman

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
angry and horny police chief: “calloused-hand! my orifice! now!”

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



He will loosen your cannon and get results.

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



turn....turn in your vag and gun?

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
the mayor’s crawling up my rear end over this! :mrgw:

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Combat Theory posted:

The only kitchen fancyness I got is a contact grill and a thermo mix

i have a contact grill that doubles into a big flat cooking surface great for doing veggies etc and its been-


wait gently caress whatever i was saying i need this shirt now

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Combat Theory posted:

The only kitchen fancyness I got is a contact grill and a thermo mix

how much did you pay for the thermomix? they sound cool but the direct sales model turns me off

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

Combat Theory posted:

The only kitchen fancyness I got is a contact grill and a thermo mix

love my blowtorch

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Cocoa Crispies posted:

love my blowtorch

oooo, thats going on the list! theres so many things a targeted crisp would benefit from

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Agile Vector posted:

oooo, thats going on the list! theres so many things a targeted crisp would benefit from

but enough about your goofed up genes!!

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

https://twitter.com/DMC_Ryan/status/1043223971477385216

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
timeline dot jpg

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
the only thing I’d trust that dude to orient would be his lips to elon’s rear end.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
Slippery Tilde

FMguru posted:

aeiou

john madden
john madden

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016

in another time this dude would be the peasant that everyone else would :rolleyes: at when the lord came around

notice me, techno-liege-san

Eeyo
Aug 29, 2004

Agile Vector posted:

oooo, thats going on the list! theres so many things a targeted crisp would benefit from

you need to get a searzall

it would go perfect with a Boring Company Flamethrower

Combat Theory
Jul 16, 2017

FrozenVent posted:

how much did you pay for the thermomix? they sound cool but the direct sales model turns me off

Nothing, it was a prototype/ pre production model I took after the test series. I think this is from back in the days when they sold for 1000 euros or so.

I mostly use it to make dips and sauces. There's some great recipes for Asian style sauces that I really like. Also for nougat creams and all kinds of lethal calories sweets

E: model I got is a tm31

Combat Theory fucked around with this message at 01:56 on Sep 24, 2018

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

Eeyo posted:

you need to get a searzall

it would go perfect with a Boring Company Flamethrower

I use the searzall sometimes, and sometimes I go without

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

Eeyo posted:

you need to get a searzall

these things are poo poo

they do work, but they are strictly a novelty item because the patch they sear is so small

Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> BEWARE, COWARD :ovr:


Notorious b.s.d. posted:

these things are poo poo

they do work, but they are strictly a novelty item because the patch they sear is so small

agreed, i bought in and regret it

plain old blowtorch does the duty when necessary, which is rare enough anyway (cast iron or even stainless steel is frankly better if you're not doing lumpy bony chicken or whatever)

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Eeyo
Aug 29, 2004

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

these things are poo poo

they do work, but they are strictly a novelty item because the patch they sear is so small

good thing i never bought one!

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply