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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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I can't blame GSP for not wanting to fight Hendricks. He was wrecking shop with most of 170. I'll forever be grateful to Bigg Rigg for solving the fitch problem. His KO of Kampmann is one of my favorite knockouts ever.



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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Mr. Nice! posted:

I can't blame GSP for not wanting to fight Hendricks. He was wrecking shop with most of 170. I'll forever be grateful to Bigg Rigg for solving the fitch problem. His KO of Kampmann is one of my favorite knockouts ever.





I opened this page listening to music and the Fitch gif started looping right at this point

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McuHVXgR8dA&t=120s

it was perfect

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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Lid posted:

I opened this page listening to music and the Fitch gif started looping right at this point

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McuHVXgR8dA&t=120s

it was perfect

I agree. That was beautiful.

I think Vitor and Johny are the two biggest hurt by USADA implementation. I don't think anyone crashed remotely as hard as they did. I can't say they were the only cheaters pre-USADA, because everyone was hilariously dirty. No one else just completely loving fell off when they had to get clean, though.

Lungboy
Aug 23, 2002

NEED SQUAT FORM HELP

Mr. Nice! posted:

I agree. That was beautiful.

I think Vitor and Johny are the two biggest hurt by USADA implementation. I don't think anyone crashed remotely as hard as they did. I can't say they were the only cheaters pre-USADA, because everyone was hilariously dirty. No one else just completely loving fell off when they had to get clean, though.

Wanderlei?

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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Wanderlei had turned into dust long before the UFC partnered with USADA.

Auron
Jan 10, 2002
<img alt="" border="0" src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-auron.jpg"/><br/>Drunken Robot Rage

if i'm GSP i'm not fighting Woodley because the Conor fight is all but guaranteed and will make a bajillion more dollars

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://www.mmafighting.com/2018/9/...es-social-media

We're going deep on Dana speaking at the RNC

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Lid posted:

https://www.mmafighting.com/2018/9/...es-social-media

We're going deep on Dana speaking at the RNC

Lmao sure

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
*while crying* Hendricks never popped

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Snowman_McK posted:

I hope he brings him back to rescue the loving division from 'Colby Covington, title contender'

Same. I don't think Rory is the same though, after Robbie made him look like Voldemort.

Szymanski
Jul 31, 2005

You down with OCP?
Sugartime Jones
Hendricks seemed to balloon in weight after the Thompson fight ko, like he stopped giving a poo poo.

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
I wonder if Barao was another USADA victim, within a few years he went from 30 straight wins to getting battered by some no name gift opponent they gave him on a Brazil card.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Dr. Abysmal posted:

I wonder if Barao was another USADA victim, within a few years he went from 30 straight wins to getting battered by some no name gift opponent they gave him on a Brazil card.

In a fight he was like 5 pounds overweight for

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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Szymanski posted:

Hendricks seemed to balloon in weight after the Thompson fight ko, like he stopped giving a poo poo.

I'm not sure Hendricks was on steroids, but he, and a lot of others, used the gently caress out of diuretics to cut weight. Those same diuretics are, of course, banned as masking agents.

Now, I mean, he was definitely on steroids, but I think the loss in weight cutting assistance via diuretics is what hurt Hendricks, Barao, and others the most.

Foul Fowl
Sep 12, 2008

Uuuuh! Seek ye me?
he was done when he lost his speed. and he totally stopped being able to muscle guys around. he was an attribute fighter who lost all his attributes. idk if that's because of steroids but i'm guessing it is.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Ultimately his toughest opponent was food

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Barao’s flaws were always there, he just fought when the top of the division was fairly weak. I remember people here calling out his poor footwork and tendency to punch flat footed and stay in the pocket as things that would eventually get him beat, well before TJ came along and did those things.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
From browsing BE:
https://www.bloodyelbow.com/2018/9/25/17899180/ufc-alexander-gustafsson-jon-jones-cheat-beating-him-mma-news
Pretty reasonable way to try to get back into the picture.

Forgot to follow up on his injury in June. Turns out it was a hamstring:
https://www.mmamania.com/2018/8/9/17670536/ufc-dana-white-reveals-serious-injury-benched-alexander-gustafsson-until-end-of-year-longer-mma

Auron
Jan 10, 2002
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Dr. Abysmal posted:

I wonder if Barao was another USADA victim, within a few years he went from 30 straight wins to getting battered by some no name gift opponent they gave him on a Brazil card.

I said this a couple pages back (Barao and Aldo) and both my examples were called stupid by YOLOSubmarine. While he definitely had flaws, his decline has been extremley suspect, on top of Brazilian gyms being shady in general.

Looks like Donald Cerrone broke his arm, so much for the Perry fight.

Auron fucked around with this message at 18:10 on Sep 25, 2018

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Auron posted:

I said this a couple pages back (Barao and Aldo) and both my examples were called stupid by YOLOSubmarine. While he definitely had flaws, his decline has been extremley suspect, on top of Brazilian gyms being shady in general.

Looks like Donald Cerrone broke his arm, so much for the Perry fight.

Aldo is still really good though? His “decline” has been entirely that he got beat by Max Holloway, a great fighter, and Conor McGregor, a great fighter. Those guys would have been tough fights for Aldo at any point in his career.

Auron
Jan 10, 2002
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YOLOsubmarine posted:

Aldo is still really good though? His “decline” has been entirely that he got beat by Max Holloway, a great fighter, and Conor McGregor, a great fighter. Those guys would have been tough fights for Aldo at any point in his career.

Aldo is very good and really hasn't had much of a decline, but the circumstances behind his spilled pee-pee cup are really suspect. I was talking more specifically Barao's decline.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Foul Fowl posted:

he was done when he lost his speed. and he totally stopped being able to muscle guys around. he was an attribute fighter who lost all his attributes. idk if that's because of steroids but i'm guessing it is.

Lol

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Low charisma

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

Skip My Posts posted:

Low charisma

Enough about you.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Tezcatlipoca posted:

Enough about you.

Way to get the joke

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Bigg Rigg's sexual market value never was that high

No idea about his back posture attribute though

Foul Fowl
Sep 12, 2008

Uuuuh! Seek ye me?

Skip My Posts posted:

Low charisma

i mean whatever you wanna call it. some fighters rely heavily on their physical advantages, some don't.

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

Skip My Posts posted:

Way to get the joke

Just because nobody laughed doesn't mean nobody got it.

threeagainstfour
Jun 27, 2005


Baro also has 41 fights at the age of 31. He could just be super shop worn on top of not having PEDs, IVs, and whatever else he may have been using back in the day.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Tezcatlipoca posted:

Just because nobody laughed doesn't mean nobody got it.

You’d know

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
we're all friends here. let's go back to talking about how GSP is a coward obsessed with assplay

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

Skip My Posts posted:

You’d know

Ocelot hands

mewse
May 2, 2006

Soothing Vapors posted:

we're all friends here. let's go back to talking about how GSP is a coward obsessed with assplay

I never stopped my man

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/1044715817684926464

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012
congrats to mcgregor on getting his whiskey in the octagon, his new 6 fight deal, and his announcement he is taking time off after this next fight with no return date planned

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Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.

Mr. Carlisle posted:

Ultimately his toughest opponent was food

Somehow less lame than Fitch, whose toughest opponent was The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

he made a twitter account for his video game character

Dogbrisket
Jun 10, 2009

Mr. Carlisle posted:

Ultimately his toughest opponent was food

Yeah Hendricks never could resist those cream pies.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Soothing Vapors posted:

we're all friends here. let's go back to talking about how GSP is a coward obsessed with assplay

its all in good fun

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Dogbrisket posted:

Yeah Hendricks never could resist those cream pies.

lol

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Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
i will never be able to reconcile the hendricks that outboxed robbie lawler for the majority of 10 rounds to the useless sack of poo poo who is now a bare knuckle circus side show. the drop off was loving biblical

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