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Leal
Oct 2, 2009

... Dammit :geno: :fh:




Veotax posted:

It's only new because it's based on an item from a game that was only announced a few weeks ago.

An item that just turned toadette into peach, and this somehow meant to the internet that its the rule 63 crown.

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MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Synthbuttrange posted:

everyone wants in on bowsette



god, why

Prokhor
Jun 28, 2009

In one moment, Earth; in the next, Heaven.

The MSJ posted:

That female deathclaw mutant mod for Fallout 4 close enough?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wp5zSzTWLjc

It's apparently finished now.

Oof oof oof

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

The MSJ posted:

That female deathclaw mutant mod for Fallout 4 close enough?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wp5zSzTWLjc

It's apparently finished now.

oh great bowsette's in fallout too?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

See I'm disappointed because I just wanted a normal deathclaw with big tits, what the gently caress is this humanoid poo poo.

Shady Amish Terror
Oct 11, 2007
I'm not Amish by choice. 8(

The MSJ posted:

That female deathclaw mutant mod for Fallout 4 close enough?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wp5zSzTWLjc

It's apparently finished now.

Aww, what? If this is the one that had that hilarious 'purple monster suit' motif, I'm kind of very disappointed with the final result. It's like they simultaneously tried to pretty and ugly them at the same time and now it's just off-putting.



Also, I can absolutely assure you Bowsette (and a number of variations on that general theme) was already a Thing That Was Done, but Nintendo added one transformation item too many to the Mario series and the internet collapsed. There has been an average of several hundred images being made per day for close to a week now.

Tombot
Oct 21, 2008

The MSJ posted:

That female deathclaw mutant mod for Fallout 4 close enough?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wp5zSzTWLjc

It's apparently finished now.

The real mod in question is this: http://dalus.tumblr.com/. Which actually looks quite neat (if you take it for what it is and disregard any unfortunate subtext).

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

The MSJ posted:

That female deathclaw mutant mod for Fallout 4 close enough?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wp5zSzTWLjc

It's apparently finished now.

Wasn't there a second one of these? Or did the model change completely.

e;

Tombot posted:

The real mod in question is this: http://dalus.tumblr.com/. Which actually looks quite neat (if you take it for what it is and disregard any unfortunate subtext).

Oh, there it is.

MariusLecter fucked around with this message at 17:03 on Sep 26, 2018

Shady Amish Terror
Oct 11, 2007
I'm not Amish by choice. 8(

Tombot posted:

The real mod in question is this: http://dalus.tumblr.com/. Which actually looks quite neat (if you take it for what it is and disregard any unfortunate subtext).

Ah, that's the cool one, yeah.

E: Well, cooler one. I understand not everybody may be as willing as I to overlook...a couple of the aesthetic choices there.

E2: Although thinking about it that sweet power armor doesn't have tits, so it's already lightyears ahead of most mod armor there.

Shady Amish Terror fucked around with this message at 16:26 on Sep 26, 2018

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Well their marketing team wants any time you think of weird internet poo poo, to then also think about Arbys.

Orv
May 4, 2011
The Nihilist Arby's is coming from inside the Arby's, it turns out.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

The gods have forsaken us.

Shadowlyger
Nov 5, 2009

ElvUI super fan at your service!

Ask me any and all questions about UI customization via PM

CommissarMega posted:

I love the original bowsette artist's reaction to the whole thing.



IIRC this was literally the day after they posted that comic :allears:

According to him, before he posted the Bowsette image he had 78 followers.

When last I checked, he had over twelve thousand.

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

I still say that deathclaw could be Toriel from Undertale.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Shadowlyger posted:

According to him, before he posted the Bowsette image he had 78 followers.

When last I checked, he had over twelve thousand.

*crushes scouter*

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012





Yeah, I agree with them. Zayra exists so more people need to be designing girls with muscle.

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

RareAcumen posted:

Yeah, I agree with them. Zayra exists so more people need to be designing girls with muscle.

You just aren't looking at the right porn artists.

The Cheshire Cat
Jun 10, 2008

Fun Shoe

Raygereio posted:

I really want to sit in on the meeting at Nintendo HQ where a community manager tries to explain the Bowsette thing to the management.

It's going to be fun when Nintendo eventually releases some kind of female counterpart to Bowser (because this would be consistent with the pattern they've had for adding new characters to the Mario "canon" anyway) and has to clarify "NO IT'S NOT BECAUSE OF THAT INTERNET THING".

Leal
Oct 2, 2009
What would happen if they made Link wear the crown?





Oh my god Nintendo had this planned all along.

Icedude
Mar 30, 2004

The Cheshire Cat posted:

...and has to clarify "NO IT'S NOT BECAUSE OF THAT INTERNET THING".

Why would they do that?

https://twitter.com/TheAtlasOne/status/1044295762753007616

Mr.Misfit
Jan 10, 2013

The time for
SkellyBones
has come!

Nintendo Porn has stock value now. You heard it here first, people.

Raygereio
Nov 12, 2012
:psyduck: The gently caress is going on there?
Do they have a stock-buying-bot hooked up to the Internet and set it up so that it buys whatever is trending on social media?

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Raygereio posted:

:psyduck: The gently caress is going on there?
Do they have a stock-buying-bot hooked up to the Internet and set it up so that it buys whatever is trending on social media?

Social media activity with sentiment analysis is literally something some bots look for in in terms of algorithmic trading yes

They are not sophisticated enough to differentiate “Nintendo’s new game looks great, will sell 50 million copies!” from “THIS IS THE SOUND OF A MILLION DICKS BEING YANKED TO BOWSETTE” - from a natural language analysis perspective both should construe as a positive sentiment.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Raygereio posted:

:psyduck: The gently caress is going on there?
Do they have a stock-buying-bot hooked up to the Internet and set it up so that it buys whatever is trending on social media?

efb:

This came up in another thread, but the modern stock market is pretty much just bots trading with bots at this point. If social media, all of it, is talking about a certain company in what the algorithm determines is a positive way, stock price goes up.

Raygereio
Nov 12, 2012

Zil posted:

This came up in another thread, but the modern stock market is pretty much just bots trading with bots at this point. If social media, all of it, is talking about a certain company in what the algorithm determines is a positive way, stock price goes up.
:psypop: I'm honestly baffled at why there aren't dozens of stories each day about this system breaking in funny and terrifying ways.

darthbob88
Oct 13, 2011

YOSPOS

Coolguye posted:

Social media activity with sentiment analysis is literally something some bots look for in in terms of algorithmic trading yes

They are not sophisticated enough to differentiate “Nintendo’s new game looks great, will sell 50 million copies!” from “THIS IS THE SOUND OF A MILLION DICKS BEING YANKED TO BOWSETTE” - from a natural language analysis perspective both should construe as a positive sentiment.

For that matter, they apparently can't tell Anne Hathaway from Berkshire Hathaway.

The Cheshire Cat
Jun 10, 2008

Fun Shoe

Raygereio posted:

:psypop: I'm honestly baffled at why there aren't dozens of stories each day about this system breaking in funny and terrifying ways.

I think it probably does, but there's just so much trading volume happening that it's rare such fuckups even really register as a noticeable blip in the chaos.

Klaus88
Jan 23, 2011

Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

RareAcumen posted:

Yeah, I agree with them. Zayra exists so more people need to be designing girls with muscle.

Women with abs do seem to be trending upwards, at least with vidua games. :thunk:

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



RareAcumen posted:

Yeah, I agree with them. Zayra exists so more people need to be designing girls with muscle.
I'm on mobile so just imagine I quoted one of the Fallout or Skyrim muscle girl mods previously posted in this thread here.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Raygereio posted:

:psypop: I'm honestly baffled at why there aren't dozens of stories each day about this system breaking in funny and terrifying ways.

There was that one a few years back where a fake news alert of Obama's assassination caused a crash.

Section Z
Oct 1, 2008

Wait, this is the Moon.
How did I even get here?

Pillbug

Klaus88 posted:

Women with abs do seem to be trending upwards, at least with vidua games. :thunk:
One can only hope the next video card gimmick after goop, dirt, and hair physics. Is sweet abs.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Square Enix makes a presentation about why Final Fantasy 16 failed. Shows slide of sweet abs with 1,000,000 polygons.

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

The MSJ posted:

Square Enix makes a presentation about why Final Fantasy 16 failed. Shows slide of sweet abs with 1,000,000 polygons.

Square make Noctette and watch your stocks suddenly jump.

KataraniSword
Apr 22, 2008

but at least I don't have
a MLP or MSPA avatar.
I am my own man.

Leal posted:

Square make Noctette and watch your stocks suddenly jump.

They did, she was called Lightning, and the stocks did the opposite of jumping.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Square should make a Kingdom Hearts level where everyone becomes princesses.

The Cheshire Cat
Jun 10, 2008

Fun Shoe

KataraniSword posted:

They did, she was called Lightning, and the stocks did the opposite of jumping.

Isn't Lightning actually super popular in Japan?

Obligatum VII
May 5, 2014

Haunting you until no 8 arrives.

Leal posted:

Square make Noctette and watch your stocks suddenly jump.

Nothing can salvage the void of personality that is Noct.

Magmarashi
May 20, 2009





The Cheshire Cat posted:

Isn't Lightning actually super popular in Japan?

Yes, Western audiences are just weird about her

Kurui Reiten
Apr 24, 2010

Magmarashi posted:

Yes, Western audiences are just weird about her

I mean, Japanese audiences are just weird about her, too.

Just in a different way.

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Backhand
Sep 25, 2008
Everything about FF13 sucked. Honestly, Lightning was the best part of the entire game just for being so utterly sick of everyone's poo poo and constantly physically and verbally abusing the rest of the party.

Of course, that was supposed to be her pre-character-arc personality and a flaw she needed to overcome. Considering that everyone she took to task generally deserved it, though...

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