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skimothy milkerson
Nov 19, 2006

FAUXTON posted:

he only proved he owns himself

don’t sign

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FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Skim Milk posted:

don’t sign

Why not it isn't like a Tesla can read it anyway

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Rex-Goliath posted:

yeah you're right i'm still lolling but still. gently caress. dude get some perspective. learn the value of a dollar. mow some lawns and buy some drugs so you at least have a baseline of how much $65k or whatever even is

gently caress

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:



lmao

:cripes:

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter




jesus christ

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

I hope that taxi isn’t going over any gently winding roads

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
https://www.mirror.co.uk/tech/adult-entertainment-site-offering-spacex-13305152

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands


For some extra cash, make out in the backseat of the orbiting Tesla.

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
Jerk off to elon musk in zero g

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

mr wizard was fuckin harsh to some of those kids

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

graph posted:

mr wizard was fuckin harsh to some of those kids

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkJEt1UsUcs

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

One of those kids was Elon.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

gschmidl posted:

One of those kids was Elon.

idk i think all the kids from mr. wizard's world went on to hate and fear science not loving love! it

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
we're going to need another timmy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwVA698Hx2g

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



SEC case has hit the docket

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Someone link the complaint I need to read it

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
was the docket a fire truck?

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



https://twitter.com/CNBCnow/status/1045404862215835655

Bhodi
Dec 9, 2007

Oh, it's just a cat.
Pillbug

mbison-yes-yes.gif

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



FAUXTON posted:

Someone link the complaint I need to read it
https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/4950588-SEC-v-Elon-Musk.html

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


Oh my god they quote his tweets lmao

heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/AlisonFrankel/status/1045407425862537217

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands


quote:

For example, on May 4, 2018, Musk tweeted, “Oh and uh short burn of the century comin soon. Flamethrowers should arrive just in time.”

:lol:

heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/nickbunkley/status/1045408754743877635

im dying

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


Azealea was not making any of that poo poo up

prisoner of waffles
May 8, 2007

Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the fishmech
About my neck was hung.

Bhodi posted:

mbison-yes-yes.gif

:bisonyes:

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

this is the good stuff

Tres Burritos
Sep 3, 2009

filing posted:

According to Musk, he calculated the $420 price per share based on a 20%
premium over that day’s closing share price because he thought 20% was a “standard premium”
in going-private transactions. This calculation resulted in a price of $419, and Musk stated that
he rounded the price up to $420 because he had recently learned about the number’s significance
in marijuana culture and thought his girlfriend “would find it funny, which admittedly is not a
great reason to pick a price.”

Nice!

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:



gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

https://twitter.com/passthebeano/status/1045409524339728384

:elongate:

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



prisoner of waffles
May 8, 2007

Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the fishmech
About my neck was hung.

god I hope they have to argue this one out in court

can't wait until felon musk's lawyers are forced to argue in court that he is in fact a big dumbass

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

FAUXTON posted:

Azealea was not making any of that poo poo up

i had no doubts

prisoner of waffles
May 8, 2007

Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the fishmech
About my neck was hung.
DER

MUSKENFRAUDE

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
muskenfreud

Nomnom Cookie
Aug 30, 2009



prisoner of waffles posted:

god I hope they have to argue this one out in court

can't wait until felon musk's lawyers are forced to argue in court that he is in fact a big dumbass

i would hope that being a big dumbass is a good reason to be barred from the board or c-suite of a public company

mewse
May 2, 2006

So Musk had a meeting with the Saudis where the Saudis said they wanted Tesla to go private, gave him a 30 day deadline and he proposed it to the board without *any* accountants or lawyers looking at the deal and then announced it publicly :psyduck:

Toad King
Apr 23, 2008

Yeah, I'm the best


"haha weed"

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?





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Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

lol elon is such a nerd loser

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