TSLA: When this baby hits 88 you're going to see some serious shit

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Lutha Mahtin: Oct 10, 2010; Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

https://twitter.com/kadhimshubber/status/1045405094743875586

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H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

squirtle i'm dying

# ? Sep 27, 2018 21:52

Lutha Mahtin: Oct 10, 2010; Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

they want to ban him from being an officer or director of ANY public company :eyepop:

# ? Sep 27, 2018 21:52

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

leave the current title or change to DER MUSKENFRAUDE

# ? Sep 27, 2018 21:53

prisoner of waffles: May 8, 2007; Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the fishmech
About my neck was hung.

graph posted:

leave the current title or change to DER MUSKENFRAUDE

I mean u know where I stand

# ? Sep 27, 2018 21:55

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

graph posted:

DER MUSKENFRAUDE

# ? Sep 27, 2018 21:55

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

although it's more correctly DIE MUSKENFRAUDE

which works a lil better imho

# ? Sep 27, 2018 21:55

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

https://twitter.com/emakbakia_/status/1045415503051845632

# ? Sep 27, 2018 21:56

Toad King: Apr 23, 2008; Yeah, I'm the best

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

although it's more correctly DIE MUSKENFRAUDE

which works a lil better imho

The Musk, The

# ? Sep 27, 2018 21:56

gschmidl: Sep 3, 2011; watch with knife hands

Ayn Krugerrand's "Tesla Shrugged"

# ? Sep 27, 2018 21:58

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; me @ ur posts; Fun Shoe

gschmidl posted:

Ayn Krugerrand's "Tesla Shrugged"

# ? Sep 27, 2018 21:59

Maximum Leader: Dec 5, 2014

hmmm... is securities fraud actually good for Tesla maybe?

# ? Sep 27, 2018 22:01

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Toad King posted:

The Musk, The

no one who emmigrated from south africa in the 90s could be a bad man

# ? Sep 27, 2018 22:02

PIZZA.BAT: Nov 12, 2016

Lutha Mahtin posted:

they want to ban him from being an officer or director of ANY public company

it's what we've been saying the whole time. commit blatant labor violations? yawn

loving with rich people's money will always be the one true cardinal sin

# ? Sep 27, 2018 22:03

Cybernetic Vermin: Apr 18, 2005

tantamount to that most heinous of crimes, theft of money

# ? Sep 27, 2018 22:08

spankmeister: Jun 15, 2008

graph posted:

leave the current title or change to DER MUSKENFRAUDE

# ? Sep 27, 2018 22:10

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

yes YES

# ? Sep 27, 2018 22:15

Vomik: Jul 29, 2003; This post is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan

mewse posted:

So Musk had a meeting with the Saudis where the Saudis said they wanted Tesla to go private, gave him a 30 day deadline and he proposed it to the board without *any* accountants or lawyers looking at the deal and then announced it publicly

close. musk met with the Saudi�s, proposed the idea, they said possibly if the terms fit, made up a deadline, did no research, promised an impossible task, and then announced it publicly.

# ? Sep 27, 2018 22:15

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

wait, are we talking about the buyout or the model 3 here?

# ? Sep 27, 2018 22:18

Pardot: Jul 25, 2001

https://twitter.com/BigTechAlert/status/1045355147889659906

is grimes still missing?

# ? Sep 27, 2018 22:25

mewse: May 2, 2006

Pardot posted:

https://twitter.com/BigTechAlert/status/1045355147889659906

is grimes still missing?

i hope grimes is ok :ohdear:

# ? Sep 27, 2018 22:29

The Leck: Feb 27, 2001

this is the news that we needed today

# ? Sep 27, 2018 22:33

DELETE CASCADE: Oct 25, 2017; i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003

FAUXTON posted:

Oh my god they quote his tweets lmao

you bet they do, tesla filed an 8-k saying the tweets are official statements and encouraged investors to follow them

# ? Sep 27, 2018 22:38

Jamsta: Dec 16, 2006; Oh you want some too? Fuck you!

Gonna be a good time to buy some Tesla stock soon boys, amirite?

# ? Sep 27, 2018 22:44

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

DELETE CASCADE posted:

you bet they do, tesla filed an 8-k saying the tweets are official statements and encouraged investors to follow them

lol

# ? Sep 27, 2018 22:49

Tres Burritos: Sep 3, 2009

quote:

A suspension of Musk's ability to be an officer or director of a public company would be the ideal solution. That would allow Tesla time to develop some other senior management without Musk's constant interference that has driven so many talented managers away. For Musk, it would give him time to recharge without having to resort to recreational drugs and sleeping pills.

After a few years, he could return even better than he was before to a much stronger Tesla, much as was the case with Steve Jobs. People think Apple was dying without him, but the truth is Job's successors grew the company ten fold in his absence laying the groundwork for his eventual successes. They even innovated on their own such as the PowerBook line. Yes, the company certainly needed him back desperately when he came back, but his absence wasn't all bad.

He will return, more powerful than ever!

# ? Sep 27, 2018 22:53

Farmer Crack-Ass: Jan 2, 2001; this is me posting irl

DELETE CASCADE posted:

you bet they do, tesla filed an 8-k saying the tweets are official statements and encouraged investors to follow them

that's beyond telemarketer stupid

# ? Sep 27, 2018 22:54

Triglav: Jun 2, 2007; IT IS HARAAM TO SEND SMILEY FACES THROUGH THE INTERNET

sec is a market manipulating short funded by oil interests............

Lutha Mahtin posted:

they want to ban him from being an officer or director of ANY public company

thats normal. 10 year ban and disgorgement are pretty much the extent of their powers. they need to convince the fbi to do something for someone to go to prison

and the ban effects more than just public companies. he can't be part of any company seeking reg d funding (i.e. startups), and no one would want him to be a large shareholder of their company either, because it would reduce their ability to get funding

Jamsta posted:

Gonna be a good time to buy some Tesla stock soon boys, amirite?

funding secured at $420. easy profit

# ? Sep 27, 2018 22:54

DELETE CASCADE: Oct 25, 2017; i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003

https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1318605/000119312513427630/d622890d8k.htm posted:

Item 8.01. Other Events.
Tesla Disclosure Channels To Disseminate Information

Tesla investors and others should note that we announce material information to the public about our company, products and services and other issues through a variety of means, including Tesla�s website, press releases, SEC filings, blogs and social media, in order to achieve broad, non-exclusionary distribution of information to the public. We encourage our investors and others to review the information we make public in the locations below as such information could be deemed to be material information. Please note that this list may be updated from time to time.

Interested in keeping up with Tesla?

For more information on Tesla and its products, please visit: teslamotors.com

For more information for Tesla investors, please visit: ir.teslamotors.com

For the latest information from Tesla, including press releases and the Tesla blog, please visit: teslamotors.com/press

For additional information, please follow Elon Musk�s and Tesla�s Twitter accounts: twitter.com/elonmusk and twitter.com/TeslaMotors

# ? Sep 27, 2018 22:55

Nomnom Cookie: Aug 30, 2009

Tres Burritos posted:

He will return, more powerful than ever!

what is dead cannot die, but rises again harder and muskier

# ? Sep 27, 2018 22:56

prisoner of waffles: May 8, 2007; Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the fishmech
About my neck was hung.

Kevin Mitnick P.E. posted:

what is dead cannot die, but rises again harder and muskier

thread title: rises again harder and muskier

# ? Sep 27, 2018 22:57

FCKGW: May 21, 2006

DELETE CASCADE posted:

I was about to ask if that filing only meant the official Tesla twitter account and they could argue around that but WELP

# ? Sep 27, 2018 22:59

prisoner of waffles: May 8, 2007; Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the fishmech
About my neck was hung.

is it haram to post an HN link? comments are full of bazingas contemplating what the absence of Dear Leader will mean for a mourning $TSLA

# ? Sep 27, 2018 22:59

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

grahms the sec colled they sid ah commetted a frood grahms grahms wheer er you gooing

# ? Sep 27, 2018 23:05

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

grahms dinnae yeh lahk me joke i put on twitter? 420! it's lehk the weed numbah, get it? grahms?

# ? Sep 27, 2018 23:11

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

prisoner of waffles posted:

is it haram to post an HN link? comments are full of bazingas contemplating what the absence of Dear Leader will mean for a mourning $TSLA

I wouldn�t do it. screenshot?

# ? Sep 27, 2018 23:13

PIZZA.BAT: Nov 12, 2016

Tres Burritos posted:

He will return, more powerful than ever!

wasn't apple days from bankruptcy when they finally took jobs back?

# ? Sep 27, 2018 23:13

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

i hope grahms shows up at some event on the arm of peter thiel

# ? Sep 27, 2018 23:13

Kazinsal: Dec 13, 2011

grahms was a sec plant all along :eyepoop:

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Best Bi Geek Squid: Mar 25, 2016

lmao

I was gonna type out a bunch about how quick the investigation was but just lmao

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