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KhediveRex posted:Has anyone called me lurking scum yet? i dont think anyone has said a single thing about u
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# ? Sep 28, 2018 05:23 |
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 09:41 |
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flerp posted:i dont think anyone has said a single thing about u Why is that flerp? If you had to take a guess? Am I intimidating? Or ... do I smell funny? I mean, I'm not expecting to get any special treatment or anything but ... to have no one say anything at all? I guess I'm just a little sad. And confused. Kupo.
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# ? Sep 28, 2018 05:28 |
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Guys it痴 time, on day 1, to start talking about culling the lurkers like Khed, the scum
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# ? Sep 28, 2018 05:31 |
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KhediveRex posted:Why is that flerp? If you had to take a guess? its prob because there are 28 people in this game and uve never posted or maybe everyone's trying to ignore u idk
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# ? Sep 28, 2018 05:35 |
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Your Personal Muse posted:Guys it’s time, on day 1, to start talking about culling the lurkers like Khed, the scum Ypm is now my best friend and we're gonna mud-battle together. What was your astrological sign again? I'm a big fan of bullshit and nonsense.
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# ? Sep 28, 2018 05:38 |
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Kupo
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# ? Sep 28, 2018 05:38 |
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KhediveRex posted:Ypm is now my best friend and we're gonna mud-battle together. Your Personal Muse posted:I知 a Leo, but it just means I知 a literal lion Also you need better friends no one actually likes me I知 loud, obnoxious, abrasive, and bad at mafia
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# ? Sep 28, 2018 05:40 |
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Your Personal Muse posted:Also you need better friends no one actually likes me I’m loud, obnoxious, abrasive, and bad at mafia Pish-posh, i'm sure you have many admirable qualities. Like ... good teeth. Or maybe you're college educated. Or ... I don't know you, man. BUT DON'T TALK DOWN ABOUT YOURSELF!! Thats the first step to believeing the things other people say about you. Constant denial of your flaws, thats the only thing that keeps society running. Anyway, Leo's are pretty cool. I just converted a Leo into an astrology buff, in my real life. The life I lead when I'm not making people uncomfortable on the internet. She calls me commonly to ask which of her associates would be good in bed based on their astrological charts. Its been immature but fun. Kupo.
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# ? Sep 28, 2018 05:53 |
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I noticed Rex wasn't posting yet, but didn't say anything cause it would be sure to stand out when he finally did
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# ? Sep 28, 2018 05:56 |
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Bifauxnen posted:I noticed Rex wasn't posting yet, but didn't say anything cause it would be sure to stand out when he finally did Dad, why do you suffere from dangoranpa
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# ? Sep 28, 2018 06:07 |
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Your Personal Muse posted:Also you need better friends no one actually likes me I知 loud, obnoxious, abrasive, and bad at mafia I like you because you were scum in my very first mafia game
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# ? Sep 28, 2018 06:21 |
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imgay posted:Dad, why do you suffere from dangoranpa I don't, I turn on the Japanese audio
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# ? Sep 28, 2018 06:37 |
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imgay posted:Dad, why do you suffere from dangoranpa Isn't danganranpa an asset in situations like this? It's basically mafia lite. Bifauxnen posted:I don't, I turn on the Japanese audio lol
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# ? Sep 28, 2018 06:45 |
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I used a GF and can't remember anything. This is the post burgers thread right?
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# ? Sep 28, 2018 07:22 |
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Aww poo poo we all grew up together didn't we. And Cpig was the orphanage caretaker. No wonder I'm so hosed up.
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# ? Sep 28, 2018 07:23 |
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A Sometimes Food posted:Aww poo poo we all grew up together didn't we. And Cpig was the orphanage caretaker. No wonder I'm so hosed up. You just hallucinating since you got implade by that spike at the end of disc 1
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# ? Sep 28, 2018 08:02 |
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A Sometimes Food posted:Aww poo poo we all grew up together didn't we. And Cpig was the orphanage caretaker. No wonder I'm so hosed up. Fun fact, Cpig actually ran the orphanage I grew up at. And all of you were there. We were all homeless infants abandoned to a harsh uncaring world. And we used to trade stories about the wonderful families that would adopt us and all the great things we were gonna do once we grew up. And Cpig listened to all of us. And cared. The orphanage's budget only afforded each of us two bowls of porridge a night but, Cpig used to spend his own money to buy us all a sweet roll every sunday. And none of us really understood until much later that on the nights Cpig bought us sweetrolls, he went hungry. Because we were all equally poor, really. Cpig just handled his poverty with grace. And the rest of us, we had each other and sweetrolls once a week so, no one ever noticed. Remember fighting about who got to sit on the throw rug they'd tossed on the old brick floor? It wasn't even that much more comfortable but, drat, we used to shout and rough house. Cpig would just shake his head, cross his arms, give us that look. Same look he'd have when we'd fight about who got to sit closest to the one good furnace on the coldest winter nights. Its funny because, looking back, we had so little. We had almost nothing. And nothing was ever easy. But I just can't shake the feeling that .... Those were the happiest days of my life ... ... Kupo.
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# ? Sep 28, 2018 08:15 |
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is this related to why everyone suddenly thinks I'm their Mafia Dad
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# ? Sep 28, 2018 08:30 |
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Bifauxnen posted:is this related to why everyone suddenly thinks I'm their Mafia Dad Headmaster Bif
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# ? Sep 28, 2018 08:35 |
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Bifauxnen posted:is this related to why everyone suddenly thinks I'm their Mafia Dad You don't remember adopting 27 deranged orphans from Cpig's orphanage? We definitely remember. You adopted us and then trained all of in the art of combat so we could go and change the face of Ivalice as a united army in a massive fantasy world war. I mean, I thought it was an odd choice too at the time. Honestly. Kupo.
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# ? Sep 28, 2018 08:41 |
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Ok time for the next installment. I am gonna skip through the cutscene after you leave The city where the first fight happens because it's just a flashback to Cpig's dad dying. The important parts are that Cpig is the half brother of Lord Dycedarg and Zalbag, so he's only half Noble. Also he has a sister named Alma. Cpig's dad tells him he's a good boy and then dies. End of cutscene. We move on to the Mandalia Plains, our next battle. We find a bunch of those good for nothing death corps accosting some poor lad. Here we have a battle where we need to choose something, basically the difference is the win condition being save algus or kill all the bad guys. I have noble knightly honor to uphold so.. and here, is where I get a game over screen 3 times because saving algus can go gently caress itself without a directly controllable healer. So I picked the gently caress that guy lets focus on killing these guys option. Delita the goody 2 shoes is all bent about it. Die mad Delita. I still got a game over once because Radcliff died and I couldn't end the battle before he got turned into a crystal so I reset the game. I finally stuck together I still just managed to scrape by with this bloodbath of a fight. There is another cutscene where you find out the stranger's name is Algus, he is an academy soldier like you, and the death corps kidnapped the Marquis of Limberry! Delita and Cpig suggest instead of running off like idiots and trying to rescue the Marquis like Algus wants, that they should maybe go back to Igros castle and Tell Lord Dycedarg. Algus agrees. This cutscene did produce a good screenshot that has a myriad of possible mafia related uses in my future games. So then it's off to Igros for more cutscenes! And then Algus bursts out with unreasonable demands. Dycedarg has a perfectly reasonable reaction. Algus continues with his desperation. And then puts everyone in their place. (he's such a diiiicckk) Oh, you thought we were done with this cutscene? Nah. Cpig's sister greets him and he... promptly ignores her and says hello to his brother. Yeah guys, don't you think? I would never want you to go check that out instead of guarding this stupid old castle amirite? Then there's a bit at the end where Alma tells Cpig that Teta lied and actually everyone picks on her at school. The end. Once I get control again lots of new equipment is opened up and I am able to do some party management. I make Cpig and Philo Knights because we need some people with hp and strong attacks. I make Mandy and Radcliff Archers so we have some ranged physical shots from people with high brave scores. I leave Daison as he is for now and make Chris a Priest(white mage) so she can fast track to Time Mage. Delita stays the same but I had to sell some of his poo poo to be able to afford stuff for my knights and archers, same with Algus but I make him a chemist for another layer of healing since he can use potions as a chemist and I can't since he's a guest. Final party for this update. I walk back over to Garliland Magic City so we can be primed for Sweegy Woods next time. Oh yeah, I fixed the black map thing and tweaked graphics settings so it looks a lot better now.
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# ? Sep 28, 2018 08:50 |
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KhediveRex posted:Fun fact, Cpig actually ran the orphanage I grew up at. And all of you were there. We were all homeless infants abandoned to a harsh uncaring world. And we used to trade stories about the wonderful families that would adopt us and all the great things we were gonna do once we grew up. And Cpig listened to all of us. And cared.
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# ? Sep 28, 2018 08:51 |
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I hope I unlock the power to dracula people this game.
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# ? Sep 28, 2018 09:47 |
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imgay posted:I hope I unlock the power to dracula people this game. I'm actually a sexy dracula.
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# ? Sep 28, 2018 10:02 |
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KhediveRex posted:Has anyone called me lurking scum yet? ##vote KhediveRex idk if this is disgusting or arousing but either way it's distracting me from Mafia
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# ? Sep 28, 2018 10:19 |
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Natural 20 posted:I'm actually a sexy dracula. Fullclaim, I知 the doctor. Dr. Acula.
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# ? Sep 28, 2018 10:44 |
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Natural 20 posted:I'm actually a sexy dracula. with an equally sexy OP!
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# ? Sep 28, 2018 10:54 |
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Bifauxnen posted:with an equally sexy OP! YEAH I DO.
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# ? Sep 28, 2018 11:24 |
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Natural 20 posted:YEAH I DO. Inb4 get a room.
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# ? Sep 28, 2018 11:24 |
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Bifauxnen posted:with an equally sexy OP! OP?
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# ? Sep 28, 2018 11:45 |
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https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3860869&pagenumber=1&perpage=40
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# ? Sep 28, 2018 11:53 |
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# ? Sep 28, 2018 13:53 |
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Your Personal Muse posted:Also you need better friends no one actually likes me I知 loud, obnoxious, abrasive, and bad at mafia Hey now, you're only four of those things.
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# ? Sep 28, 2018 13:53 |
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A Sometimes Food posted:I used a GF and can't remember anything. This is the post burgers thread right? i ran burger mafia it was great but this isn't it
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# ? Sep 28, 2018 14:16 |
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Asphyxious posted:Fullclaim, I知 the doctor. doctor, where are you going with that plasma?
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# ? Sep 28, 2018 14:18 |
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Natural 20 posted:Inb4 get a room. dont steal my jokes ffs
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# ? Sep 28, 2018 14:18 |
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Asphyxious posted:Fullclaim, I知 the doctor. counterclaim, I'm actually Alucard
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# ? Sep 28, 2018 14:27 |
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hambeet posted:i ran burger mafia it was great How did I miss this? ##vote hambeet
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# ? Sep 28, 2018 14:29 |
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i feel you're well qualified to weigh in on this convo
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# ? Sep 28, 2018 14:31 |
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 09:41 |
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Who were the scum? Hotdogs and deli sandwiches? Salmonella?
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# ? Sep 28, 2018 14:34 |