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DEMAG
Aug 14, 2003

You're it.
Still dumb. But less dumberer i guess.

https://twitter.com/bobpockrass/status/1045663992293806080

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kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Hemric officially to the 31, Preece almost certainly being announced to the 47 later today

DEMAG
Aug 14, 2003

You're it.

kidcoelacanth posted:

Hemric officially to the 31, Preece almost certainly being announced to the 47 later today
Official
https://twitter.com/JTGRacing/status/1045697192617480193

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it


This looks like Less rear end and would be prototypes for what a sponsor logo might look like in that spot.

Also, good job RTA collaboration on getting everybody the backgrounds.

e- "Less rear end" is too mean, those JGR emojis actually look good now.

WindyMan
Mar 21, 2002

Respect the power of the wind
10 Minutes into practice:

43 - Spun in turn 5
10 - Spun into turn 3 wall
11 - damaged car on bus stop turtles
18 - brushed front stretch wall
17 - spun into wall off turn 4

Glorious.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
I'm going to pretend theres an actual family of turtles on the roval chilling

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

exploded mummy posted:

I'm going to pretend theres an actual family of turtles on the roval chilling

XFINITY Series brings back the Slowskies ad campaign.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


exploded mummy posted:

I'm going to pretend theres an actual family of turtles on the roval chilling

IMSA killed the old DPs though

DEMAG
Aug 14, 2003

You're it.
We may have not turned a single lap of racing yet but I hope this meme becomes true.


It's amazing to hear squealing tires.

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WindyMan
Mar 21, 2002

Respect the power of the wind
https://twitter.com/NASCARonNBC/status/1045714311556026368

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

"Were going to assume its Brett Bodine"

DEMAG
Aug 14, 2003

You're it.
Austin poo poo canned his backup. This weekend...

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



nascar should mandate that any track with two dates runs a road course variant and if it doesn't have one, it doesn't get a second date

especially kansas and the glorious masterpiece that is its roval configuration

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

DEEP STATE PLOT posted:

nascar should mandate that any track with two dates runs a road course variant and if it doesn't have one, it doesn't get a second date

especially kansas and the glorious masterpiece that is its roval configuration

I half want Daytona and dega to do this but then it would also kill bingo

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

DEEP STATE PLOT posted:

nascar should mandate that any track with two dates runs a road course variant and if it doesn't have one, it doesn't get a second date

especially kansas and the glorious masterpiece that is its roval configuration

Keep your hands off my Coke Zero 400.

...other than that, yeah, I'm down. The Talladega road course I downloaded for NR2003 years ago was fun.

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



CBJSprague24 posted:

Keep your hands off my Coke Zero 400.

...other than that, yeah, I'm down. The Talladega road course I downloaded for NR2003 years ago was fun.

galaxy brain: make them run the road course for the daytona 500

WindyMan
Mar 21, 2002

Respect the power of the wind

DEEP STATE PLOT posted:

nascar should mandate that any track with two dates runs a road course variant and if it doesn't have one, it doesn't get a second date

especially kansas and the glorious masterpiece that is its roval configuration

Rovals are normally lovely road courses but there's something about them that seems like they would be a perfect fit for NASCAR.

Sort of the same way that double-negatives should be avoided, but they still get the point across.

DEMAG
Aug 14, 2003

You're it.
THIS IS ROVAL!

https://twitter.com/steveluvender/status/1045728985269899264

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



WindyMan posted:

Rovals are normally lovely road courses but there's something about them that seems like they would be a perfect fit for NASCAR.

Sort of the same way that double-negatives should be avoided, but they still get the point across.

i mean if nothing else, it would be an improvement to the schedule to not have a billion identical cookie cutter races

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

The Roval is the ideal choice of track for the Nihilist NASCAR Fan

WindyMan
Mar 21, 2002

Respect the power of the wind

DEEP STATE PLOT posted:

i mean if nothing else, it would be an improvement to the schedule to not have a billion identical cookie cutter races

Indycar's variety split is ideally super speedway/short oval/road course/street course. NASCAR may be on to something if it goes super speedway/short track/roval/road course.

WindyMan
Mar 21, 2002

Respect the power of the wind
I mean I would be completely loving all-in if NASCAR did a street race as well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJuQ6AdFc-U

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
They ARCA'd it

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

I should have DVR'd practice.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

WindyMan posted:

I mean I would be completely loving all-in if NASCAR did a street race as well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJuQ6AdFc-U

They should go back to Twin Ring Motegi, Giant Japanese Darlington was too cool to only run it once.

https://youtu.be/msd3tlowUr4

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

shame on an IGA posted:

They should go back to Twin Ring Motegi, Giant Japanese Darlington was too cool to only run it once.

https://youtu.be/msd3tlowUr4

sadly the oval was damaged by the Fukushima disaster and I don't think they've done the necessary repairs

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

nascar now owns arca

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


DEEP STATE PLOT posted:

i've made one (1) post saying this in the past two years, you're out of your loving mind

No you

Cygni
Nov 12, 2005

raring to post

kidcoelacanth posted:

Hemric officially to the 31, Preece almost certainly being announced to the 47 later today

its probably a good thing for the series that race winners and champions are being replaced by generic guys with like one Busch win in 5 years with names like Hrmmp and Slurnk

no, i will not look up their careers, i am trying to make fun of nascar here

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Yeah man if there's one guy who's been crushing it lately it's Ryan Newman

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Ryan Newman, who last won multiple races in 2004, it's a shame to see him get replaced

Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!


kidcoelacanth posted:

Ryan Newman, who last won multiple races in 2004, it's a shame to see him get replaced

I WILL NOT HAVE YOU SULLY THE GOOD NAME OF - oh, poo poo, you're right.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

kidcoelacanth posted:

Yeah man if there's one guy who's been crushing it lately it's Ryan Newman

and the other guy was AJ lmao

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Cygni posted:

its probably a good thing for the series that race winners and champions are being replaced by generic guys with like one Busch win in 5 years with names like Hrmmp and Slurnk

no, i will not look up their careers, i am trying to make fun of nascar here

To be fair, those guys are one Busch win in 5 years guys because NASCAR still hasn't figured out how to properly dispose of Kyle Busch in the series.

WindyMan posted:

Indycar's variety split is ideally super speedway/short oval/road course/street course. NASCAR may be on to something if it goes super speedway/short track/roval/road course.

The problem for me is that road courses and street courses are inherently the same thing, just one is permanent. IndyCar overdid it with two-thirds of the schedule basically being the same concept (turn left AND right!). I do agree IndyCar needs a couple more ovals like NASCAR needs a couple more road courses (or Not Cookie Cutters).

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 16 days!)

kidcoelacanth posted:

Ryan Newman, who last won multiple races in 2004, it's a shame to see him get replaced

as opposed to the guy who's replacing him who has never won a single race

ed: that isn't a joke btw, 0 from 60 in GN and 0 from 50 in Trucks

Peanut President fucked around with this message at 23:59 on Sep 28, 2018

Cygni
Nov 12, 2005

raring to post

big nipples big life posted:

and the other guy was AJ lmao

i would rather watch AJ over a zero win dude with family money named like Trance Breeb or whatever

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Cygni posted:

i would rather watch AJ over a zero win dude with family money named like Trance Breeb or whatever

Preece is legit though

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Neither Hemric nor Preece come from money :ssh:

Cygni
Nov 12, 2005

raring to post

kidcoelacanth posted:

Neither Hemric nor Preece come from money :ssh:

Cygni posted:

no, i will not look up their careers, i am trying to make fun of nascar here

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big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

making fun of nascar is super easy and you're doing really bad at it though.

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