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hockey jockey posted:Lake of blood, alien tentacles... he's summed up our Royal family very well really. It's based on a concept which came from a raffle contestant; the winning ticket was held by one "D. Icke".
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# ? Sep 30, 2018 11:47 |
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quote:Hockney's response was to design a country scene, set within his beloved Yorkshire featuring hawthorn blossom, using his distinct colour palette of yellow, red, blue, pink, orange and greens. His distinct colour palette of... all the colours
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# ? Sep 30, 2018 13:15 |
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Umm. Maybe the art is from how colorful the light will be streaming in? Maybe? This pairs well with that Jesus restoration job.
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# ? Sep 30, 2018 15:55 |
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My favorite bit is the tree covered in false teeth.
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# ? Sep 30, 2018 16:11 |
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Pookah posted:My favorite bit is the tree covered in false teeth. The Cronenberg edition of the Bible is truly underrated.
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# ? Sep 30, 2018 16:30 |
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rudecyrus posted:AUG: I demand a funny quote in every post That's not a funny quote. Also I'm a woman so gimmie that proper props you greaser racoon. *snaps with gang*
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# ? Sep 30, 2018 16:33 |
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Hows the baby going to react when they turn 13?
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# ? Sep 30, 2018 16:57 |
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Who the hell is writing the dear mommy parts, they all seem about a young child? A passive-aggressive older brother? Why did the mom respond like she did? So many questions.
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# ? Sep 30, 2018 17:57 |
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I think the mom is the one typing the 'kid's' messages to herself
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# ? Sep 30, 2018 18:00 |
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It's the mom, to use the proper DSM terminology she's cray-cray
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# ? Sep 30, 2018 18:01 |
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T-man posted:It's the mom, to use the proper DSM terminology she's cray-cray The baby is one of those creepy lifelike dolls too, huh.
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# ? Sep 30, 2018 18:15 |
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Panfilo posted:The baby is one of those creepy lifelike dolls too, huh. It's gunna be a real shock for that woman when her kid develops a personality
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# ? Sep 30, 2018 18:30 |
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What if she quit typing multiple long Facebook posts and did something with her kid
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# ? Sep 30, 2018 19:38 |
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I guess it's supposed to be cute but yeah it comes off a bit psychotic. It reminds me of the people that will make social media or message board accounts of their pets and post detailed accounts of their day, and talk about "mommy" and "daddy." It's pretty weird.
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# ? Sep 30, 2018 19:46 |
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Those fries are AUG by themselves
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# ? Sep 30, 2018 20:21 |
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Violet_Sky posted:
If that stuff's anything like Alli (Orlistat) that person's in for a hell of a time tomorrow. I'll see if I can't dig up the AUG post about that I'm thinking of. e: a quick (and horrific) googling didn't get it, but it was some blog post about a dude that started taking it and then ate a whole pepperoni pizza secure in the knowledge Alli was keeping him from getting fat. The next morning he got up and "farted," instead squirting a pint of oil out of his rear end. He was so traumatized he took the day off work and posted about it on the internet. Nuevo has a new favorite as of 20:56 on Sep 30, 2018 |
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Nuevo posted:If that stuff's anything like Alli (Orlistat) that person's in for a hell of a time tomorrow. I'll see if I can't dig up the AUG post about that I'm thinking of. Close....... http://angryjogger.com/my-alli-diet-pill-horror-story-when-my-bowels-failed-me-after-4-pints-of-guinness.html
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Violet_Sky posted:
One of the owners at work is crazy (not the exaggerated kind, but "needs professional help and possibly institutionalization" kind). Among her beliefs is that balsamic vinegar can lower blood sugar. While not necessarily inaccurate, she interpreted this as balsamic vinegar canceling out sugar and thus as a diabetic she can eat anything she wants as long as she combines it with balsamic vinegar. Cue her eating M&Ms out of a bowl with enough balsamic vinegar to legally make it soup.
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# ? Sep 30, 2018 23:25 |
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THE POORS ARE RUINING MY MORNING!!! Violet_Sky has a new favorite as of 23:28 on Sep 30, 2018 |
# ? Sep 30, 2018 23:25 |
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She is going to die of ketoacidosis doing that
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# ? Sep 30, 2018 23:26 |
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chitoryu12 posted:
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# ? Sep 30, 2018 23:28 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgKCBnUJ4HU
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# ? Oct 1, 2018 00:13 |
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Violet_Sky posted:
Speaking as a former janitor, you really don't know who cleans it up. They're called janitors. They're people. They might be homeless themselves.
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# ? Oct 1, 2018 00:20 |
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I am currently bugging my city council people to do something about expanding accommodations for people without homes. This is 60% because I am a big old hippie and I feel like everyone should have a safe place to stay, and 40% because there are two angry dudes who smell really bad who sit outside the Trader Joe's where I like to shop, and they smoke cigarettes and talk smack all day. I just want my organic mangos without having to walk through a cloud of pee smell, Marlboro fumes, and comments about my tits. You may all mock me for being a bad socialist now.
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# ? Oct 1, 2018 00:51 |
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"I dislike being sexually harassed in public" is a good reason to make the world a better place. There aren't that many bad reasons, given a set vision of what better means.
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# ? Oct 1, 2018 01:30 |
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Are they positive or negative? As a man I only ever get negative comments about my moobs.
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# ? Oct 1, 2018 03:53 |
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I get many positive comments about my manmaries, but I still dislike unwelcome sexual advances.
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# ? Oct 1, 2018 04:28 |
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chitoryu12 posted:One of the owners at work is crazy (not the exaggerated kind, but "needs professional help and possibly institutionalization" kind). Among her beliefs is that balsamic vinegar can lower blood sugar. While not necessarily inaccurate, she interpreted this as balsamic vinegar canceling out sugar and thus as a diabetic she can eat anything she wants as long as she combines it with balsamic vinegar. you need to stop posting this in threads I read I throw up in my mouth every time I read it.
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# ? Oct 1, 2018 04:50 |
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Fills my heart with joy. People that have no idea about animals except they have a cute cat that they cuddle with. People that like to mock people that are genuinely upset by the killing of animals. Neither understand the others point. Neither even have a point. Both shaking a fist at a rain cloud and blaming the opposite political party that they are affiliated with. I understand both sides reasoning. In the end, though, the real crime is that they didn't have kraut or sweet relish for the hot dogs. I'm going to side with the anti-meat protesters on this one. I really have to have kraut with a nice street dog. Sport peppers would be OK as well. But ketchup and mustard only? Wrong. That's only OK for kids fundraisers.
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# ? Oct 1, 2018 04:53 |
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LingcodKilla posted:Are they positive or negative? As a man I only ever get negative comments about my moobs. Neither "positive" nor negative boob-ratings are welcome from strangers when I'm shopping.
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# ? Oct 1, 2018 04:54 |
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AlbieQuirky posted:I am currently bugging my city council people to do something about expanding accommodations for people without homes. This is 60% because I am a big old hippie and I feel like everyone should have a safe place to stay, and 40% because there are two angry dudes who smell really bad who sit outside the Trader Joe's where I like to shop, and they smoke cigarettes and talk smack all day. I just want my organic mangos without having to walk through a cloud of pee smell, Marlboro fumes, and comments about my tits. Seems like a really pragmatic and compassionate approach TBH. In my lovely tourist town, everyone complains about the homeless population. A majority are transients with mental health issues that live in a dry riverbed that bisects the town. We have a local church that gives them supplies like tents, sleeping bags and non perishable foods so they can keep from dying. The cops tried to "shut them down" according to the local newspaper. The church basically said, "lol gently caress off" and still provides for them. Attempts to erect a homeless shelter, or any other permanent programs are met with the usual boomer NIMBY bullshit.
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# ? Oct 1, 2018 04:56 |
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Rad-daddio posted:Seems like a really pragmatic and compassionate approach TBH. We had a community spring up on an expressway on ramp, I was fine with it until they started to aggressively panhandle people stuck in traffic and hang out in the middle of the busiest intersection in the area. I hate to be happy about cops hassling homeless people, but they were actually causing a lot of trouble for anyone trying to get into the city
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# ? Oct 1, 2018 15:07 |
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AlbieQuirky posted:Neither "positive" nor negative boob-ratings are welcome from strangers when I'm shopping. Sounds like a very biblical injunction: "Neither a positive nor a negative breast-rater shalt thou be".
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# ? Oct 1, 2018 15:30 |
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I don't think it's a bad thing to be bothered by homelessness. I live in Portland and it would for sure be a much better place if they could figure out how to help these people but its a complicated issue with no clear cut solution.
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# ? Oct 1, 2018 19:00 |
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SilkyP posted:I don't think it's a bad thing to be bothered by homelessness. I live in Portland and it would for sure be a much better place if they could figure out how to help these people but its a complicated issue with no clear cut solution. Cincinnati decided the best action was to make it illegal to be homeless, and that they should just go to LA if they want to be homeless. (this is true)
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# ? Oct 1, 2018 19:06 |
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Screaming Idiot posted:I get many positive comments about my manmaries, but I still dislike unwelcome sexual advances. Can’t blame a guy for shooting his shot
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# ? Oct 1, 2018 19:08 |
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Our country has completely gutted all psychiatric care, so the possibility of rehabbing homeless people is 0%. My girlfriend has a friend who's kid is actively trying to kill their family, he's started fires, threatened to kill them multiple times, and they literally can't get him out of their house, he gets put on psych holds then comes right back. They're going to end up dead and they've gone through all the proper steps to get the state to help but it won't.
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# ? Oct 1, 2018 19:13 |
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LifeSunDeath posted:Our country has completely gutted all psychiatric care, so the possibility of rehabbing homeless people is 0%. My girlfriend has a friend who's kid is actively trying to kill their family, he's started fires, threatened to kill them multiple times, and they literally can't get him out of their house, he gets put on psych holds then comes right back. They're going to end up dead and they've gone through all the proper steps to get the state to help but it won't. Are they a MAGA family?
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# ? Oct 1, 2018 19:45 |
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN MONTH BUDDIES
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# ? Oct 1, 2018 19:48 |
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LingcodKilla posted:Are they a MAGA family? Of the deepest most tragically ironic ilk, poor former meth addicts who got their life together only to be hopelessly sucking the glass dick of Trump for no clear reason.
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