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maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

kimbo305 posted:

Wtf is clomiphene?
... two sentences later...
Trace amounts wouldn't do poo poo anyways.

It's used for post cycle therapy after roiding so estrogen doesn't spike and all that, or if you're an infertile woman. JT is not one of those things

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Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

How to be a PSP Poster -

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Captain Log posted:

Thanks for the input! Good job! You get a gold star.

no prob keep us updated on any other lovely rear end podcasts tangentially related to the ufc

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Captain Log posted:

How to be a PSP Poster -


Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
i just hate brandon schaub lol

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
if the ufc only supported the rising podcast game they'd be able to sell more ppv's, tanking their net worth in the process (natch)

sleep with the vicious
Apr 2, 2010
Two thoughts:

1) 1 week out from the biggest ufc of all time

2) someone post the triticum guzzler DARRELL HORCHER post but for SIJA EUBANKS, thanks

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

CommonShore posted:

I remembered that KO but I forgot she was a black belt. She's an Almeida or RGA fighter, isn't she?

she's down with the rapist



Also: Schaub may be a moron, idiot, complete doofus, and stupid rear end in a top hat, but he also said he'd pay for Ray Borg's baby's medical bills. So, he's got literally one redeeming quality

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
he looks like a cartoon rodent

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



Tony Ferguson posted:

This is a rat race, but I'm no rat. I'm a fuckin turtle, a ninja turtle. So which one's your favorite? I like Michelangelo. Next question.

Vitoresque in his rambling is El Cucuy

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



donatello, next answer

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
colt is the most powerful of the 3 ninjas

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed

LobsterMobster posted:

she's down with the rapist



It looks like she's had that tattoo covered up and was cornered by Almeida and Mark Henry in her last fight so better late than never in terms of leaving Lloyd Irvin I guess

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


LobsterMobster posted:

she's down with the rapist



Also: Schaub may be a moron, idiot, complete doofus, and stupid rear end in a top hat, but he also said he'd pay for Ray Borg's baby's medical bills. So, he's got literally one redeeming quality

oof that's a shame. Go Valentina, I guess?

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

maffew buildings posted:

It's used for post cycle therapy after roiding so estrogen doesn't spike and all that, or if you're an infertile woman. JT is not one of those things

:thejoke:

The Automator posted:

Wasn't there a guy with a 0-0-0 record on the ppv card last weekend?

Like, yeah bellator has made huge strides but it's still lacking talent

From my gymmate, it's a money/risk thing.
He's like 4-3 with a couple of Bellator wins, and he's getting offered <5k to fight someone who's 10-2.
Being televised is great, but not to get squashed.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
What the gently caress is wrong with the UFC

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
here's 15 posts in a row about how your opinion as a fan doesn't matter because their value number is allegedly higher

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

Gay Horney posted:

here's 15 posts in a row about how your opinion as a fan doesn't matter because their value number is allegedly higher

Did you not read his username?

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

The sport has come a long way from gay skinheads molesting each other.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


TheKingslayer posted:

The sport has come a long way from gay skinheads molesting each other.

https://twitter.com/ColbyCovMMA/status/1046856155639795712

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008


Colby will always be that stupid coward Werdum owned with a boomerang.

TheTofuShop
Aug 28, 2009

TheKingslayer posted:

Colby will always be that stupid coward Werdum owned with a boomerang.

I really wanna see Tyron beat the tar outta Colby like he did to Till

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

maffew buildings posted:

It's used for post cycle therapy after roiding so estrogen doesn't spike and all that, or if you're an infertile woman. JT is not one of those things

Can you please at the $ sign at the end of JT$, it's important to me.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Nobody talking to me about the Conor fight this weekend or at all bc I’m a sweaty fuckin IT nerd

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

TheTofuShop posted:

I really wanna see Tyron beat the tar outta Colby like he did to Till

Same. Colby would be collecting his head from the lower bowl.

threeagainstfour
Jun 27, 2005


I'm excited to see the two of them actually fight and see how the match up plays out, but I weirdly don't feel nearly as hyped as I felt for both Diaz fights. I couldn't wait for that rematch and was hyped as gently caress for the third match that still hasn't happened.

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

Oh hey guys what's up

https://twitter.com/sagenorthcutt/status/1047334034001416192?s=21

Just being normal how you doing

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





Under the light of the golden hour, he transforms into... He-Man Rodriguez, Sensual Dynamo


Supplemental reading material:

https://twitter.com/HarrismonEddy/status/1047341150552481792

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:


If I couldn't be such a well respected Captain of Logs, the Captain of Soy sounds alright. Send Colby a memo.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Nierbo posted:

JT money in trouble with USADA again.

https://imgur.com/a/r4BJ2JU

picturing that guys arms waving around like a sweaty octopus while he says this in 1 breath

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
https://youtu.be/tbZnL6-7dRM
Tony the Uglier is ornery as gently caress

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Skip My Posts posted:

i just hate brandon schaub lol

I don't know what brain injury you're talking about my man

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Man who has been busted two times for using performance-enhancing drugs to enhance his performance explains how, actually, PEDs don't do anything, at all.


Gay Horney posted:

https://youtu.be/tbZnL6-7dRM
Tony the Uglier is ornery as gently caress

"Fuckin' nunchucks, man."

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

dont really care much for this direction .. it lacks the avante garde of his earlier work

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
yeah, this poo poo looks like a fireman calendar. i want the gritty, amateur stuff that screams hard gay sex has either just happened or is just about to happen or both

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

Dan Didio posted:

What the gently caress is wrong with the UFC
Collective brainfag among the executive staff

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

quote:

This is a rat race, but I'm no rat. I'm a fuckin turtle, a ninja turtle. So which one's your favorite? I like Michelangelo. Next question.

Gay Horney posted:

https://youtu.be/tbZnL6-7dRM
Tony the Uglier is ornery as gently caress

tony ferg rules so much

Acinonyx
Oct 21, 2005
If anyone on the commission watched that season of TUF, there is no way they would license any of those women to fight Valentina. Thankfully, no one watched it so this fight might happen.

Honestly though, unless Joanna moves up or someone else moves down there is no one at 125 who should be licensed to fight Shevchenko.

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Saw interesting poll from bjj scout. Conor’s grappling vs Khabib’s striking: who wins?

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



spb posted:

Saw interesting poll from bjj scout. Conor’s grappling vs Khabib’s striking: who wins?

Khabib has 8 ko/tkos while McGregor only has 1 submission.

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