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something something shooting his load in an unsuspecting person's face
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Dameius posted:It's actually star trek that has a high correlation with the kiddie diddlers. Technically it's the other way around. The chomos like Trek, but the percentage of fans who are chomos is not greater than that of the general population iirc
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Sure, not all trekkies are kiddie diddlers, but a disconcerting number of kiddie diddlers are trekkies.
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Dameius posted:Sure, not all trekkies are kiddie diddlers, but a disconcerting number of kiddie diddlers are trekkies. Yeah one of the cops in the article that sparked it said upwards of 90% of people being busted for underage porn had scads of trek memorabilia so natch if you see that in someone's house your head is gonna go straight to 
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Pirate Radar posted:This one would be good, yeah, like—the 27 club is explained by a society of time travelers who hop around killing great musicians in their prime before they start to suck. This explains why another bill and ted movie never got made
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Uh oh. Long-awaited project ‘Bill and Ted Face the Music’ officially in pre-production
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syscall girl posted:Technically it's the other way around. The chomos like Trek, but the percentage of fans who are chomos is not greater than that of the general population iirc I can't get my head around that. How can most nonces be trek fans and the proportion of trek fans who are nonces not be greater than the proportion of non trek fans who nonce?
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Dabir posted:I can't get my head around that. How can most nonces be trek fans and the proportion of trek fans who are nonces not be greater than the proportion of non trek fans who nonce? Most citizens of the UK are human. Most humans are not citizens of the UK.
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Dabir posted:I can't get my head around that. How can most nonces be trek fans and the proportion of trek fans who are nonces not be greater than the proportion of non trek fans who nonce? Trek fandom is mandatory for all living persons. They passed a bill a couple of years ago.
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Dabir posted:I can't get my head around that. How can most nonces be trek fans and the proportion of trek fans who are nonces not be greater than the proportion of non trek fans who nonce? Millions and millions and millions of people enjoy star trek. Few people are pedos. If star trek made people attracted to children there'd be a lot more of them. The difference between trek fans and the overall population is probably slightly higher because of that but just that; slightly. It's probably so small that it's statistically insignificant.
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It's not that Star Trek makes you a pedophile it's just that there's a correlation between enjoying Star Trek and already wanting to gently caress kids.
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ToxicSlurpee posted:Millions and millions and millions of people enjoy star trek. Few people are pedos. If star trek made people attracted to children there'd be a lot more of them. The difference between trek fans and the overall population is probably slightly higher because of that but just that; slightly. It's probably so small that it's statistically insignificant. They're not talking about liking Star Trek, they're talking about being sufficiently into Star Trek that you own memorabilia and display it around your house. That's a significantly higher bar to clear.
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cock hero flux posted:It's not that Star Trek makes you a pedophile it's just that there's a correlation between enjoying Star Trek and already wanting to gently caress kids. What if I just watch it casually? Should I stay away from public parks?
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Rhymenoserous posted:What if I just watch it casually? Should I stay away from public parks? It depends on if you think DS9 was good or not.
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Rhymenoserous posted:What if I just watch it casually? Should I stay away from public parks? I mean if you have to ask then, yeah, you probably should.
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cock hero flux posted:It's not that Star Trek makes you a pedophile What if it does though?  Even if you really like boobies, if your apartment is covered in action figures and ratty star trek wall scrolls you are probably going to have a hard time impressing a well-adjusted grown woman.
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Facebook Aunt posted:What if it does though? I know it might shock you, but there are plenty of grown women who are just as disturbingly into Trek as some men are. "Well-adjusted"? Well. Who is, really?
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Pirate Radar posted:Maybe it’s just that there’s a correlation between being a Trekkie and getting caught The high correlation probably has more to do with people liking Star Trek being really into computer and the internet, which is how a huge number of people get caught.
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Bad Munki posted:Sure it can, that layer is basically just a dust shield with a bezel. That has actually happened to me pre-flight: I sat down, leaned up against the wall a little, and the whole loving thing popped off. I could have just stuck it back up there for the sake of appearances, but I sat there a little too long trying to decide how to proceed, and so of course a mechanic had to be called out to look at it, say, "it's cosmetic," pop it back into place, to be dealt with at a future maintenance stop, and off we go. If we'd been in the air, it would have been much the same process, minus the mechanic. Those things are *made* to come off. Cling-Wrap Condom posted:you should've tucked it into your carry on and then later claimed it was an exterior window. Bad Munki posted:Man, I would have loved to have walked off with it as a souvenir, but I'm pretty sure they would have noticed the perimeter of fully visible insulation around the window, and I would have just been like "Uhh, I'unno, it was like that when I got here?" and then someone would have gotten suspicious and next thing you know parts of the plane are found in my laptop bag and I'm on the no-fly list 3000 miles from home. Maybe still worth the risk though. Deteriorata posted:"Why, it's my new Windows laptop, sir." Bad Munki posted:"It's just in airplane mode at the moment"
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Absurd Alhazred posted:I know it might shock you, but there are plenty of grown women who are just as disturbingly into Trek as some men are. "Well-adjusted"? Well. Who is, really? Sure but the uh more disturbing implication to that post is if you can't get a gf -> pedophilia? I really hope it doesn't work that way.
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syscall girl posted:Sure but the uh more disturbing implication to that post is if you can't get a gf -> pedophilia?
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Whatev posted:It does work that way. You must get a girlfriend by New Years Eve or when the clock strikes midnight you'll transform into a pedo and your 2009 Honda Fit will transform back into 2007 Ford Fiesta "I... can feel the change...!" I arch my back and howl as a sparse, thin mustache sprouts on my upper lip. My eyes glow a deep red and I turn and grin, revealing yellowed fangs. "Want to know what my favorite anime is?" I leer, drool running down my cheek as I adjust my fedora.
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Facebook Aunt posted:What if it does though? hey I can't impress women either but "wow I'm not having much luck with the dating scene, guess I should try pedophilia" hadn't crossed my mind
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Jeza posted:To boldly go where no man has gone before 
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Star Trek was the original creepy obsessed shut-in magnet. (Just in terms of modern pop culture; I'm sure there were ancient Greek plays or something that served a similar function.) These days, everybody is a creepy obsessed shut-in, so it's all kind of a wash. Edit: Not sure why I went all the way back to "ancient Greek plays" when I could've easily gone with "books" or "priesthood" Sir Lemming has a new favorite as of 13:54 on Oct 3, 2018 |
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Kitfox88 posted:It depends on if you think DS9 was good or not. I never really watched it, melted wax guy looked awkward.
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Rhymenoserous posted:I never really watched it, melted wax guy looked awkward. Ban this sick filth.
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Rhymenoserous posted:I never really watched it, melted wax guy looked awkward. You can quickly get over the cheesy 90s special effects. The real reason to watch the show is for Odo bullying Quark, and the bromance between Bashir and Obrien
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Rhymenoserous posted:I never really watched it, melted wax guy looked awkward. The "melted wax guy" has a name. It's Clayton Endicott III.
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:The "melted wax guy" has a name. It's Clayton Endicott III. Oh I was just assuming Ted Cruz was involved somehow.
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cock hero flux posted:hey I can't impress women either but "wow I'm not having much luck with the dating scene, guess I should try pedophilia" hadn't crossed my mind Good. Some documentary about a prison ward for child molesters I saw a few years ago said like half of their convicted child molesters weren't technically pedophiles, they didn't have the diagnosis of pedophilia and did not prefer children to adults. They had just had easy access to a child and/or found children easier to manipulate/intimidate/rape than adults. They wanted to gently caress, couldn't find women to gently caress, so they hosed what they could catch. I guess the lesson here is don't let incels babysit your kids.
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Rhymenoserous posted:I never really watched it, melted wax guy looked awkward. It’s good. By far the funniest Trek.
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ToxicSlurpee posted:Naked and sits on cakes? That author is Ray Smuckles and nobody can convince me otherwise. The only mystery a fairy might find in you is why you just flew into Neverland with a sheet cake and a raised eyebrow.
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Rhymenoserous posted:I never really watched it, melted wax guy looked awkward. This qualifies you as an ephebophile. Facebook Aunt posted:Good. I just don't get how you can be so hosed up you think sticking your dick in an unwilling human of any sort is a better idea than buying a bigass tub of lube, unless maybe you don't have hands in which case that sucks but there's probably machines out there for those sorts of cases.
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Kitfox88 posted:This qualifies you as an ephebophile. so you're saying pedophiles would no longer exist if the government provided them with one of those 55 gallon drums of lube every month?
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