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bike tory posted:She'd must have just taken a big bump of coke or something because surely there's no way she would voluntarily dance in public after that video went around a month or two ago. What video?
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Solice Kirsk posted:What video? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXLPjPdbwGE
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Oct 3, 2018 13:51
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aaahahahahahahahhaa thats how i dance when ive had too much ketamine
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Oct 3, 2018 14:05
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TinTower posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwRX0mcqSoQ The MPs should put a band together. They could have Peter Lilley on lead vocals, Tony Blair on guitar, Theresa May as backup dancer, Jeremy Corbyn on the manhole cover and Boris Johnson on heroin. That would be a good band.
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Oct 3, 2018 14:18
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 Need mattress but hate them Asians.
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Oct 3, 2018 17:09
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Lol I h8 u but free
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Violet_Sky posted:
"Look, I cannot afford a mattress at all, even one that it used. I am a member of the master race and thus I must insist you give it to me for free."
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Oct 3, 2018 18:04
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I was getting more of a 'You can give this to me because I'm the master race, or I can take it for free' vibe....
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DandyLion posted:I was getting more of a 'You can give this to me because I'm the master race, or I can take it for free' vibe.... I was getting more of a mental illness vibe.
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Oct 3, 2018 18:38
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LingcodKilla posted:I was getting more of a mental illness vibe. Well, that goes hand in hand with the racism and extreme entitlement
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Oct 3, 2018 18:47
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Whipstickagostop posted:Speaking of mayo and gross things: Okay, so you were never a student or had to actually work for a living. Got it.
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Oct 3, 2018 19:15
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aardwolf posted:Okay, so you were never a student or had to actually work for a living. Got it. ... Dude I have been "eat nothing but toast for two weeks because I paid my bills and have no money for food" poor before and I can still day with confidence that water with a little mayo in it isn't something you do unless you love to suffer.
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Oct 3, 2018 19:21
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... have you actually tried it? A little hot water from the jug, a quick shake, and that mayo sticking to the sides of the bottle just slides right out (the suffering isn't mandatory) 
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Oct 3, 2018 19:24
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Or you could just not do that
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Oct 3, 2018 19:26
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Mayo is cheap, and unless you go through a jar or more a week, why would you self flagellate like that?
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Oct 3, 2018 19:27
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Okay, so you were also never a student.
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Oct 3, 2018 19:28
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ew, dude
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Oct 3, 2018 19:32
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Diluted mayo is a delicacy in my culture.
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Oct 3, 2018 19:32
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aardwolf posted:Okay, so you were also never a student. I'm a junior in college. They make silicone spatulas that reach every inch of the jar, they're cheap too
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Oct 3, 2018 19:35
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aardwolf posted:Okay, so you were also never a student. do you use mayo as lube serious answers only
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Oct 3, 2018 19:38
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Even in the bend around the neck? You kids these days have it too easy. It's no wonder the country is heading to hell in a handbasket. We should bring back National Service. Edit: Gross. Spit is the lube nature intended and we all know it.
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Oct 3, 2018 19:40
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T-man posted:do you use mayo as lube serious answers only Research indicates that's how the top decile of truly big eaters manage to eat so much, mayo allows food to slide in and down much faster and therefore allows for more eating to happen.
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Oct 3, 2018 19:40
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aardwolf posted:Even in the bend around the neck? You kids these days have it too easy. A full set of these in different sizes and shapes is like $10 at Costco 
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Oct 3, 2018 19:54
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Mayonnaise is disgusting
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GelatinSkeleton posted:Mayonnaise is disgusting Okay, so you were never a student or had to actually work for a living.
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Oct 3, 2018 20:14
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if y'all were ever students you know the true way is to steal ranch out of the cafeteria and use that instead
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Oct 3, 2018 20:37
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T-man posted:do you use mayo as lube serious answers only Okay, so you were never a student or had to actually work for a living.
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Oct 3, 2018 20:45
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If you don't do weekly mayo enemas, that's just a proof YOU are terribly out of touch with the average Joe's life.
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Oct 3, 2018 21:21
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steinrokkan posted:If you don't do weekly mayo enemas, that's just a proof YOU are terribly out of touch with the average Joe's life. Okay, so you were never a mattress selling asian or had to actually gently caress for a living, got it.
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Oct 3, 2018 21:43
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If you need to get the last mayo out of the jar you smash it and wipe the glass shards on your bread.
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Oct 3, 2018 22:23
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Untrustable posted:Life hacks: when you can't get any more chocolate syrup out of the bottle just pop the top, add milk, replace top, shake bottle. Chocolate milk. They still make it. They even make milk and chocolate syrup if you're feeling particularly ambitious.
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Oct 3, 2018 22:42
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The Door Frame posted:A full set of these in different sizes and shapes is like $10 at Costco Apparently this is the kind of stuff they should be teaching in school.
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Oct 3, 2018 23:30
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The Door Frame posted:A full set of these in different sizes and shapes is like $10 at Costco Costco has sex toys now??
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We Know Catheters posted:Costco has sex toys now?? drat man that’s twisted. That’s messed up haha
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"MOM NO"
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Oct 4, 2018 01:32
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Is that really how vegans have to give birth? Does morphine come from cows?
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Oct 4, 2018 01:54
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considering that picture is older than God, I feel like that's probably a caption appended as part of a fb group to share weird photos
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Oct 4, 2018 01:57
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When I was a student, I didn't use mayo water, I just did normal terrible food things, like trying to make spaghetti and meatballs with ramen, ketchup, and pieces of hot dog (it didn't work).
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LostCosmonaut posted:When I was a student, I didn't use mayo water, I just did normal terrible food things, like trying to make spaghetti and meatballs with ramen, ketchup, and pieces of hot dog (it didn't work). Okay, so you were never a student or had to actually work for a living.
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