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Yes, it's that time of year again. The nights are drawing in, the wind and rain is picking up where it left off before the Indian Summer, and we're all going to be screaming at our screens as some shitlord who 'tells it like it is' dictates to their team that 'guys I know what a cloche is, it's what you drain tea leaves in, innit?' Sralan is back on Wednesdays with his trusty sidekicks, Karren Brady and Claude Littner as we work our way up to Christmas.  Yup As always, enjoy some bingo to make it Let's have a look at this year's selection of ringpieces Alex Finn - 21, IT analyst  Pros: Will do anything to get to the top as long as it's 'within laws' Cons: Will go outwith laws if he doesn't get found out Cheatin bastard Camilla Ainsworth - 22, nut milk brand owner  Pros: Made a nut pun in her video Cons: She's loud and an extremist so she'll get to the interviews or go by week 3 Daniel Elahi - 28, lifestyle brand owner  Pros: Philanthropist Cons: He's absolutely not a philanthropist David Alden - 32, tax advisor  Pros: Sideline as a mobile DJ Reminds me of  TomCons: Says his Ts like Ds, what a dwad Frank Brooks - 27, senior marketing manager  Pros: Pushes boundaries with his humour so will definitely start a fight by making a sexist joke Cons: Sang Take That in his video Smells like success i.e. he wears Lynx Jackie Fast - 34, sponsorship consultant  Pros: Her blurb isn't full of business bullshit buzzphrases Seems to be aware of her shortcomings Cons: Thrifty, cheap so will inevitably gently caress some people off by arguing over price Jasmine Kundra - 34, learning and development manager  Pros: Will say sorry if she's wrong to diffuse a situation Cons: Ahahahhaa no she won't Spells entrepreneur A-L-A-N S-U-G-A-R which is wrong Kayode Damali - 26, professional speaker  Pros: His name means 'he brings us joy' Made the fun guy/fungi joke, I like it Likes his mum Cons: Used his tinder profile as a selling point Khadija Kalifa - 28, eco-cleaning company owner  Pros: I don't completely dislike her but I'm struggling to find something to say Cons: Called her children 'beasts' Private school and private healthcare. Up against the wall. Kurran Pooni - 22, law graduate  Pros: Looks a bit like Gaius Baltar Cons: Wear a loving suit in your video, Jesus Christ Most punchable Prick Rick Monk - 33, quality controller  Pros: Nah, he's a bellend Cons: Will definitely bully everybody Sabrina Stocker - 22, tennis events company owner  Pros: Doesn't think before talking Cons: Doesn't think before talking Christ she's irritating Calls a rollercoaster a 'rolleycoaster' One of those pricks who will dance anywhere Sarah Ann Magson - 37, solicitor  Pros: Owns a nursery furniture business alongside being a lawyer She's got piercings that aren't just in her ear, how 21st century Cons: Do solicitors lay down the law, or is it sheriffs and judges that do that? Sarah Byrne - 29, children's acting academy owner  Pros: May be quite good tbh Cons: Loud Sian Gabbidon - 25, swimwear brand owner  Pros: Competent??? Cons: Generic business person, whatever Tom Bunday - 28, tree surgery firm owner  Pros: Absoulte unit Cons: Struggled at school, now successful, so will bring this up in the boardroom and Sralan will get angry at him Brought up death at the end for some reason, thanks lad First episode is Wednesday the 3rd October at 9pm on BBC One. It's the buying task and they've been flown to Malta to shout at the locals in order to get sea salt as cheaply as possible. You're Fired is on after but I don't watch it so  How do you make a Maltese Cross? Send 16 business twats to negotiate poorly with him.
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Looking forward to this.
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Sep 28, 2018 12:18
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Looking forward to getting angry about this.
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Sep 28, 2018 12:38
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I think that Frank will walk in week one.
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Sep 28, 2018 12:39
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Tom bundays face is making me laugh, it's like a deflated bagpipe
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Sep 28, 2018 17:29
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Tom looks like he's been mirrored down the middle
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Sep 28, 2018 18:00
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He’s a big symmetrical lad
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Sep 28, 2018 18:01
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Same on both sides mother fucker
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Sep 28, 2018 21:13
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The pose of everyone makes me look forward to Sralan taking them down. "lifestyle brand owner' 'professional speaker' 'sponsorship consultant' Oh this is going to be a fun season. Binary Logic fucked around with this message at 20:17 on Sep 29, 2018 |
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Sep 29, 2018 20:12
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Copied my thread title from 2 years ago but at least I didn't need to make my own. Welcome back Apprentice-watching losers!
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Sep 30, 2018 15:42
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Turns out I know someone who knows the Lawyer from teesside.
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Oct 3, 2018 20:03
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Khablam posted:Copied my thread title from 2 years ago but at least I didn't need to make my own. Lazily copying a previous idea in a half-arsed manner is the way to progress in business   1 hour warning
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Oct 3, 2018 20:06
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Ah I'll probably have to watch this now there's a thread. All the honky fellas have stupid haircuts.
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Oct 3, 2018 20:37
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I really hope the eco cleaning company turns out to be a domestic cleaning business that's ripped off the tips from Kim and Aggie's How Clean Is Your House? so using all vinegar and that instead of bleach. I do hope they made Rick and Tom wear very different suits or whatever because how the gently caress else am I going to tell them apart :/ crispix fucked around with this message at 20:48 on Oct 3, 2018 |
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Oct 3, 2018 20:40
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Ready to get slightly angry but mostly just disappointed.
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Oct 3, 2018 20:53
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Khablam posted:Ready to get slightly angry but mostly just disappointed.
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Oct 3, 2018 21:01
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2 of the worst full Windsors I've seen in that room already.
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Oct 3, 2018 21:05
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"No strings attached £250,000." "The terms and conditions are..." Sralan ya dick e: lol nut enthusiast
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Oct 3, 2018 21:05
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Sarah should not speak jesus
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Oct 3, 2018 21:08
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Every year I forget how painful the "jokes" are.
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Oct 3, 2018 21:08
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Every year without fail they choose a viz magazine caricature of a northern lass
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Oct 3, 2018 21:10
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Going to spend this series waiting for Number Six to sashay through the door and start cavorting with that long haired chap.
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Oct 3, 2018 21:13
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Phoning the tourist board is actually a good idea, I'm no used to these in this programme
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Oct 3, 2018 21:15
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How much y'all want to bet Sugar makes a joke about ghonella sounding like an STD 
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Oct 3, 2018 21:16
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I dont think sabrina has said a single thing yet
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Oct 3, 2018 21:38
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Not reallypaying attention, how did Sarah make that wee argument a class thing
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Oct 3, 2018 21:47
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Did Sugar just ask a woman who was shaking her head why she was nodding her head?
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Oct 3, 2018 21:50
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Fuckin hell Jackie inside voice
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Oct 3, 2018 21:54
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Almost a double in week one, phwoar
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Oct 3, 2018 21:56
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Khablam posted:Sarah should not speak jesus
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Oct 3, 2018 21:58
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I am so surprised that they got rid of the loud annoying person right off the bat, normally they keep them in for "good TV". Shocking!
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Oct 3, 2018 22:14
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had to get a new vpn to watch on iplayer, this season better have some top shelf morons
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Oct 3, 2018 22:15
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Worst contestants ever.
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Oct 3, 2018 23:07
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Lord Sugar: An octopus, with a 40 inch hose, is a piece of diving equipment. It's somethiing to help people breathe underwater. But you bought an actual real live octopus Daniel: Well, it was dead Lord Sugar: It might've been dead by the time you finished measuring its tentacles. Tarran what about you, what'd you do? Tarran:(slowly) I approached a local fisherman, asked him where we could acquire an octopus... Lord Sugar: What'd you ask, What's got 8 legs, and is useless? Could've said , your sub-team. 
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Binary Logic posted:Lord Sugar: An octopus, with a 40 inch hose, is a piece of diving equipment. It's somethiing to help people breathe underwater. But you bought an actual real live octopus I really enjoyed his baffled look when they all laughed and looked at him there.
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Oct 4, 2018 09:54
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Taear posted:I really enjoyed his baffled look when they all laughed and looked at him there. Karen had a great line too when Coyote (Kayode) couldn't pronounce one of the items and after trying a few times she scolded him with a blistering, "Let's try to get it right for Lord Sugar".
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Oct 4, 2018 11:09
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Honestly thought Sarah was going to miraculously escape firing week after week until maybe week 8, like that type usually does. Horrible lady. I like Khadija and she's pretty 
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Oct 4, 2018 14:10
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Binary Logic posted:Karen had a great line too when Coyote (Kayode) couldn't pronounce one of the items and after trying a few times she scolded him with a blistering, She’s a daft cow and a criminal.
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Oct 4, 2018 22:00
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Bape Culture posted:She’s a daft cow and a criminal. What crimes has she done?
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Pissflaps posted:What crimes has she done? false accounting and conspiracy to defraud And literally everything to do with the shitshow that is London stadium/West Ham situation that literally takes money from our pockets Just a baddie
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