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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

evil_bunnY posted:

it’s as if architects are at the mercy of lovely city planners

a lot of those people were both!!

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Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

flakeloaf posted:

what song did he sing
moocher's paradise

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

evil_bunnY posted:

it’s as if architects are at the mercy of lovely city planners

ban robert moses

heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/Automotive_News/status/1047940938696253440

there may be some lols to be had after all

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010


quote:

Meanwhile, Tesla reported third-quarter vehicle safety statistics, registering one accident or crash-like event for every 3.34 million miles driven in which drivers had Autopilot engaged. Without Autopilot, such incidents occurred every 1.92 million miles, while a crash happened every 492,000 miles driven in the U.S., according to federal traffic-safety data, Tesla said.

"accident or crash-like event" :allears:

mystes
May 31, 2006

Probably people are only using Autopilot on highways in good weather conditions.

heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1047943670350020608

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

mystes posted:

Probably people are only using Autopilot on highways in good weather conditions.

or they're imaginary numbers based on "telemetry" that third parties can't audit

mystes
May 31, 2006

Wow he's trying to gently caress up the settlement again already.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010


god he's such a loving pissbaby

mewse
May 2, 2006


good one

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:



'wrap her up, boys. this vein's tapped' -stymie, yesterday

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Rex-Goliath posted:

'wrap her up, boys. this vein's tapped' -stymie, yesterday
stymie is like a dumber, less sympathetic george costanza

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


'i love to post' -elon, 'third time's a charm' musk

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands


Musk. Musk never changes.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


lmfao what a loving child.

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

A mixed bag of responses:

https://twitter.com/OoozuhNelson/status/1047944222291181574

https://twitter.com/allitude/status/1047944031500566528

https://twitter.com/surfbordt/status/1047945377025024000

https://twitter.com/cmiller1123/status/1047945114126098432

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


sec : alright we're gonna let you off with a slap on the wrist because that's what we do
elon: ok
sec : so pay up $20 million-
elon: here you go
sec : step down as chairman for a few years-
elon: ugh fine
sec : and stop tweeting.
elon: ....
sec : elon.
elon: :sweatdrop:
sec : elon....

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

i hope they make him eat his own poo poo

NightGyr
Mar 7, 2005
I � Unicode

Peeny Cheez posted:

Well, similar in that the source material is just god-awful, but because they're true believers they just lean into it. Also, if I remember correctly, the second half of the book Battlefield: Earth is a dispute with another bunch of aliens about the mortgage on Earth, so it would have caught up in regards to boringness and unrelatability.

They took out the Scots with flamethrowers. The movie would have been better with those.

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Rex-Goliath posted:

'wrap her up, boys. this vein's tapped' -stymie, yesterday

i was correct then and i'm correct now

he's going to face no consequences, no matter how much you want him to

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

mystes posted:

Probably people are only using Autopilot on highways in good weather conditions.

My Honda's adaptive cruise control and lanekeeping system was rad as hell and never once tried crashing me into a firetruck.

Mr. Apollo
Nov 8, 2000


Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe
it would be grand if the SEC decided to just tear up the agreement and sue him/tesla anyway now :allears:

aardvaard
Mar 4, 2013

you belong in the bog of eternal stench

Stymie posted:

i was correct then and i'm correct now

he's going to face no consequences, no matter how much you want him to

bookmarking this post

suffix
Jul 27, 2013

Wheeee!

hes very mad at not being allowed to literally just scam people
:qq: short sellers, like all honest actors, are benefiting from a requirement of truth in financial statements :qq:

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

President Beep posted:

i was positive i'd heard that he used to go around wearing a black cloak, but i couldn't find any pictures. found this tho!!!

Kanye Hearts Le Corbusier

Kanye posted:

Like I say, I’m a minimalist in a rapper’s body.


lol

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


*tosses another quarter in a jar labeled "misunderstanding minimalism," which explodes from the weight and scatters coins everywhere*

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

he's most responsible for modern soulless glass & steel skyscrapers

you can blame le corbusier too but he at least did other work

mies blazed the trail and is thus generally regarded as the father of it

those buildings ain't soulless, they merely reflect the soul of the observer back at them bro.

Combat Theory
Jul 16, 2017


:elongate:

Combat Theory
Jul 16, 2017

is Stymie the MoMa of this here thread?

Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> BEWARE, COWARD :ovr:


oh god my boss buys in to the short seller conspiracy theory :cripes:

creationist believer
Feb 16, 2007

College Slice
stymie is the stymie of this forum, not to be confused with blue stymie and other off brand stymies.

https://twitter.com/TrendTrader007/status/1047950134976434178

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe
retail investing should be regulated like casinos

Toady
Jan 12, 2009

mystes posted:

Wow he's trying to gently caress up the settlement again already.

i thought he already pulled out of it according to the NYT

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

lancemantis posted:

retail investing should be regulated like casinos

it is, you're watching the enforcement actions

none of this poo poo wouldve happened if tesla stayed private

Combat Theory
Jul 16, 2017

lancemantis posted:

retail investing should be regulated like casinos

i mean its not even that hard. dont waste your money on techno-babble and dont expect it to triple overnight.

If you bought BMW stock in 1996 you would sit at 500% Gain nowadays. Or 1000% if you bought Boeing. And i dont think anyone considered them super hot papers at any point.

redleader
Aug 18, 2005

Engage according to operational parameters

this sounds like trump

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe

Combat Theory posted:

i mean its not even that hard. dont waste your money on techno-babble and dont expect it to triple overnight.

If you bought BMW stock in 1996 you would sit at 500% Gain nowadays. Or 1000% if you bought Boeing. And i dont think anyone considered them super hot papers at any point.

it's socially acceptable gambling

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redleader
Aug 18, 2005

Engage according to operational parameters
consider:
  • legion of unthinking fans who think he's the savior of mankind and are blind to any and all faults
  • massive ego
  • cannot stop tweeting
  • stupid rich gently caress
  • thinks money makes him smart
  • continually doing illegal things

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