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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Mr. Carlisle posted:

According to the latest embedded the UFC has an official jeweler now

is it the Dean of Gleam?

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mewse
May 2, 2006

Ad by Khad posted:

Wait what the gently caress

Nothing against her, nothing against Poland, but I've never seen her fight before and man that is not at all what I expected

???

she's good op

The Automator
Jan 16, 2009

Goodpart posted:

I love that one one of the two guys they've got on the books isn't permitted to wear gold

Lol he asked and just kinda had a look

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Jesus, $1,485.00 for a 14k gold ring

Vitamin Boss
Oct 23, 2006
Burn it to the ground

Ad by Khad posted:

Wait what the gently caress

Nothing against her, nothing against Poland, but I've never seen her fight before and man that is not at all what I expected

...the video is not meant to showcase Joanna's skills as a fighter.

Vitamin Boss
Oct 23, 2006
Burn it to the ground
[watching a video of 1-second clips where the only spoken words are mispronunciations of someone's name] WTF she didn't land a single punch!

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008

LobsterMobster posted:

Jesus, $1,485.00 for a 14k gold ring

my state ring in HS cost me personally 1000$ but the school covered half. thats a cheap rear end ring

E: and by me i mean my parents

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.

Vitamin Boss posted:

...the video is not meant to showcase Joanna's skills as a fighter.

I wasn't referring to her fighting, I was just saying man I've never heard that name pronounced before

I'm sure she is a wonderful fighter because she was champion of some division for a long time, that's not in question. I was surprised by how her name sounds

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



To be fair you still havent heard how her name is pronounced.

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
If it’s Mike Goldberg saying it, then it’s not how her name is supposed to sound

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
Hey guys quick question when you hit mitts are you supposed to throw one strike at a time and go AHHHH and then reset to throw another jab?

who is this blob man selling me ugly ufc themed jewelry

Somebody let Volkov know
https://youtu.be/XGTzB8XMmcc

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Conor is training with a guy that calls himself a better version of Khabib and it's making people mad in the comments section

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



Tony said his favorite turtle is Michelangelo, but he showed off bo staff skills during his workout.
Is he playing head games? I feel so disillusioned.

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

FishBowlRobot posted:

Tony said his favorite turtle is Michelangelo, but he showed off bo staff skills during his workout.
Is he playing head games? I feel so disillusioned.

Nunchucks is a Nick Diaz thing, who is more like Raphael.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
effort x consistency = confidence

Vitamin Boss
Oct 23, 2006
Burn it to the ground

Ad by Khad posted:

I wasn't referring to her fighting, I was just saying man I've never heard that name pronounced before

I'm sure she is a wonderful fighter because she was champion of some division for a long time, that's not in question. I was surprised by how her name sounds

lol

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

LobsterMobster posted:

Jesus, $1,485.00 for a 14k gold ring

Gold has taken a beating lately and is around 1100 an ounce. Is it big? It should be big.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
AH, the champion

threeagainstfour
Jun 27, 2005


Mr. Carlisle posted:

Conor is training with a guy that calls himself a better version of Khabib and it's making people mad in the comments section

Has anyone called him Dildo Dannis yet?

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

CommonShore posted:

Joanna is actually coming off of a UD win over Tecia Torres.

gently caress that was a poo poo fight. It was two people fighting not to lose, and both of them doing a bad job.

jay z's sedan posted:

To be fair those were all in missionary though.

Nah, he flattened that Tavares guy on the feet. I remember that because Tan Dan just stared at him getting elbowed. Also, by the time he's wrestled someone a bit, they've usually forgotten how to strike, which tends to make him look a bit better. Johnson's a good example.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Skip My Posts posted:

effort x consistency = confidence

drat, not ready for MMAth 201.

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



Can someone do me a solid and post the Diaz scorpion/frog pic?

Unrelated to anything going on at the moment, but I need to save that poo poo.

Herv
Mar 24, 2005

Soiled Meat
Almost forgot, loving saturday night baby!

Auron
Jan 10, 2002
<img alt="" border="0" src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-auron.jpg"/><br/>Drunken Robot Rage

Ferguson vs Pettis is going to be a better fight then Khabib easily working lovely Irish whiskey cokehead man.

The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

I certainly didn’t know when I woke up that I would buy a bottle of proper 12 today.

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





That's Proper No Twelve, don't forget. The "No" is short for "No, don't"

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

The Dave posted:

I certainly didn’t know when I woke up that I would buy a bottle of proper 12 today.

It's Conor's world we're just living in it

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Herv posted:

Almost forgot, loving saturday night baby!



Here's hoping it's a great fight and it happens

Dogbrisket
Jun 10, 2009

Mr. Carlisle posted:

It's Conor's world we're just living in it

It would certainly explain why the world is incredibly dumb and crass

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy
We need an abevigoda.com for this fight.

"As of 2018-10-04 12:23:22pm, Khabib vs Conor is STILL ON"

There are literally dozens of hours left for Khabib's body to fail him, or Conor to get arrested.

Mr. Sloth
Jun 5, 2004

GIMME DEM PIZZA PIES
Khabib just walked out of the pre-fight press conference... Conor 15 minutes late still hasn't showed lol what a trainwreck

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Dana doesn't like the 165lb title cause those who can't win a title at 155 or 170 would go fight for that.

No poo poo they would. That's the point of any title is to win

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


This was the plan all along. Conor is gonna get Nick Diazed and Ugly Tony is gonna fight. The UFC gets all of the hype of Conor's name with casuals who won't know until they tune in tomorrow and see some weird SoCal dude fighting a russian, but without having to pay Conor's salary, and we get the legit good fight we've always wanted.

:tinfoil:

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
Connor MacGregor, late to a press conference!?

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


lmfao "I could go into detail AND I WILL"

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
I'd imagine the odds moving toward mcgregor after this

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
It's kind of ridiculous how many guys who aren't currently champions the UFC is letting walk around with belts for this show.

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

khabib is a cuck

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


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red19fire
May 26, 2010

LobsterMobster posted:

Jesus, $1,485.00 for a 14k gold ring

I honestly respect Dana's commitment to Ed Hardy being the pinnacle of male fashion, and forcing the UFC to follow suit.

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