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I actually like DOA as a fighting game, it has nice mechanics and maybe the closest thing we'll get to Virtua Fighter from now on, but the gigantic tit waifu aspect almost makes it embarrassing to tell people you play it or let them see you play it.
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# ? Oct 5, 2018 00:03 |
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 21:46 |
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this is verbatim their marketing strat for doa5
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# ? Oct 5, 2018 00:28 |
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Bouncing boobies are a legitimate part of the 12 principles of animation (see definition, point 3, "loose flesh", and point 5). Demand quality animation from your fighting games!
Chev fucked around with this message at 00:38 on Oct 5, 2018 |
# ? Oct 5, 2018 00:35 |
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they should really give some characters huge jowls that work the same way
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# ? Oct 5, 2018 00:49 |
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b_d posted:they should really give some characters huge jowls that work the same way if they brought back Slim Bob they could show what he'd actually look like after losing 400 pounds in all it's horrific detail.
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# ? Oct 5, 2018 01:32 |
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Bring back Rufus.
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# ? Oct 5, 2018 03:16 |
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Graphic posted:if they brought back Slim Bob they could show what he'd actually look like after losing 400 pounds in all it's horrific detail. Floppy Flaps Bob
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# ? Oct 5, 2018 03:28 |
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Would he have an Ibuki hover?
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# ? Oct 5, 2018 04:49 |
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I just want another game with El Fuerte. I have never had better hate messages with any game in my life. Some of those messages made DOTA2 hate seem like a light breeze and if I'm going to be playing lovely online I'm going to have as much fun as I possibly can. Give him huge bouncy tits, say he's transitioned and let me tortilla some tits onto every miserable player out there while spamming goofy runs and rolling in the pure salty hate.
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# ? Oct 5, 2018 06:02 |
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TGG posted:I just want another game with El Fuerte. I have never had better hate messages with any game in my life. Some of those messages made DOTA2 hate seem like a light breeze and if I'm going to be playing lovely online I'm going to have as much fun as I possibly can. Give him huge bouncy tits, say he's transitioned and let me tortilla some tits onto every miserable player out there while spamming goofy runs and rolling in the pure salty hate. Play Gigas in Tekken
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# ? Oct 5, 2018 06:06 |
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Gigas does not have squeaky shoes
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# ? Oct 5, 2018 06:15 |
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b_d posted:they should really give some characters huge jowls that work the same way They're equal opportunity, Zack from DOA had a floppy forehead dong on his teletubby outfit.
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# ? Oct 5, 2018 06:28 |
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Graphic posted:I actually like DOA as a fighting game, it has nice mechanics and maybe the closest thing we'll get to Virtua Fighter from now on, but the gigantic tit waifu aspect almost makes it embarrassing to tell people you play it or let them see you play it. Honestly, most fighting games are just as bad nowadays. I'm also giving DoA credit for having a pretty large selection of sensible outfits. You don't see a lot of female characters in jeans and a shirt in other franchises. Heck, if you turn off the boob bounce (which is an option) the game can look down-right chaste compared to SF, SC, Tekken and KoF. Anyway, anyone who actually believed Team Ninja would 'censor' DoA was either a fool or arguing in bad faith. Renoistic fucked around with this message at 06:43 on Oct 5, 2018 |
# ? Oct 5, 2018 06:40 |
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Graphic posted:if they brought back Slim Bob they could show what he'd actually look like after losing 400 pounds in all it's horrific detail. Slim Bob is the original, his backstory is that he got fat on purpose to become more powerful.
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# ? Oct 5, 2018 07:59 |
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Renoistic posted:Honestly, most fighting games are just as bad nowadays. I'm also giving DoA credit for having a pretty large selection of sensible outfits. You don't see a lot of female characters in jeans and a shirt in other franchises. Heck, if you turn off the boob bounce (which is an option) the game can look down-right chaste compared to SF, SC, Tekken and KoF. I laughed when one of the trailers featured a gigantic octopus tentacle grabbing Leifang or whatever her name is. Subtle Team Ninja ain't. That being said, I agree that it's pretty endemic to the genre these days. It's not like SFV or KoF are any better and I think Soul Calibur actually has all of them beat on this round. Ivy, Taki, Mina, et all are pretty ridiculous in VI, not that they haven't always been. The designs are strong enough that I don't mind but Ivy did get an eyebrow raise from my wife who is from Paris (not exactly a bastion of modesty) and normally extremely unphased by that kinda poo poo.
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# ? Oct 5, 2018 08:07 |
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AttackBacon posted:Subtle Team Ninja ain't. Wasn't their director like, the original Me Too case? You gotta be pretty bad if one of your underlings sues you for sexual harassment, in Japan of all places: https://www.gamespot.com/articles/tecmo-rebuffs-sex-harassment-claims/1100-6162301/
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# ? Oct 5, 2018 09:01 |
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Zero VGS posted:Wasn't their director like, the original Me Too case? You gotta be pretty bad if one of your underlings sues you for sexual harassment, in Japan of all places: https://www.gamespot.com/articles/tecmo-rebuffs-sex-harassment-claims/1100-6162301/ Yeah Itagaki is a...colorful character. By which I mean a huge perverb. The lady lost the suit on the grounds that it was "consensual" but Japanese courts don't have the best track record on this stuff from what I understand so who knows what the reality actually was. He left Koei Tecmo amid a bunch of acrimony over pay a bit later and flamed out with his own studio, dunno what he's doing now. He was hilarious though, in a train wreck sorta way. Tekken is like his most hated game because there was a Tekken ad that insulted DoA or something and he went ballistic.
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# ? Oct 5, 2018 09:55 |
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New DOA6 trailer confirming: Bass, Tina, and Mila: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj94bepDJ9M With this and the Lisa concept art leak, every character I play besides Leon will be in 6. AttackBacon posted:Yeah Itagaki is a...colorful character. By which I mean a huge perverb. The lady lost the suit on the grounds that it was "consensual" but Japanese courts don't have the best track record on this stuff from what I understand so who knows what the reality actually was. He left Koei Tecmo amid a bunch of acrimony over pay a bit later and flamed out with his own studio, dunno what he's doing now. He was hilarious though, in a train wreck sorta way. Tekken is like his most hated game because there was a Tekken ad that insulted DoA or something and he went ballistic. A lot of the TN/KT people I've met certainly don't speak highly of him.
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# ? Oct 5, 2018 10:13 |
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Itagaki is a dislikeable man with a face like an oatmeal cookie.
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# ? Oct 5, 2018 10:41 |
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Hell fuckin' yeah
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# ? Oct 5, 2018 10:49 |
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Jimbot posted:https://twitter.com/gameinformer/status/1047884779214053376 They'll just pretend them complaining caused them to keep it in. Not the actual reason which is,you know, it was never ever in 10,000 years going to be removed. SirKibbles fucked around with this message at 12:40 on Oct 5, 2018 |
# ? Oct 5, 2018 12:36 |
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SirKibbles posted:They'll just pretend them complaining caused them to keep it in. Not the actual reason which is,you know, it was never ever in 10,000 years going to be removed. My hot take is I wish they'd have kept it out. I enjoy DOA gameplay and played the poo poo out of 2 way back when because it is fast and fun and easy to pick up with friends. But these outfits and jiggle is just embarassing nowadays. I was hoping for DOA to actually get a bit more time in the limelight but I fear that's never gonna happen for a fringe quasi softcore game.
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# ? Oct 5, 2018 13:17 |
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You can tone down the jiggle and choose classy outfits if you'd like. DOA caters to all tastes
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# ? Oct 5, 2018 13:18 |
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In Training posted:You can tone down the jiggle and choose classy outfits if you'd like. DOA caters to all tastes It's true that you can do that and I appreciate that option. But I fear that the whole jiggle waifu aspect will overshadow all gameplay merits and systems of the actual game, since it seems to be the main talking point. But maybe having it in there isthe only way for the game to sell, so what do I know.
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# ? Oct 5, 2018 13:25 |
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Fluegel posted:It's true that you can do that and I appreciate that option. But I fear that the whole jiggle waifu aspect will overshadow all gameplay merits and systems of the actual game, since it seems to be the main talking point. But maybe having it in there isthe only way for the game to sell, so what do I know. Casual fans and dressup fans will buy it either way. FG fans are going to say the same thing they've said for almost 2 decades now: "rock paper scissors sucks".
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# ? Oct 5, 2018 13:54 |
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i can't make it out of 2nd Dan vs. the worst players I've ever seen. Making me one of them. Why do I keep buying fighting games, fml man
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# ? Oct 5, 2018 13:57 |
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it doesn't matter what the costumes are or what the boob jiggle is, we'll still have the same outcome sonicfox wins
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# ? Oct 5, 2018 14:07 |
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Smoking Crow posted:it doesn't matter what the costumes are or what the boob jiggle is, we'll still have the same outcome The fate of all fighting games not named Street Fighter, I'm afraid
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# ? Oct 5, 2018 14:11 |
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Sonicfox is the physical manifestation of all the casual homophobia built up in the fgc over the last 30 years. He's the spirit of queer furry vengeance and he's exactly what we deserve.
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# ? Oct 5, 2018 14:22 |
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he rt's a lot of gnarly rear end hentai so i had to stop following him but he is pretty good at fightman game
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# ? Oct 5, 2018 14:35 |
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Sade posted:Sonicfox is the physical manifestation of all the casual homophobia built up in the fgc over the last 30 years. He's the spirit of queer furry vengeance and he's exactly what we deserve. The gayer and furrier he's gotten, the more I've liked watching him win.
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# ? Oct 5, 2018 14:36 |
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In the land of wifebeaters and sex pests, the fursuited man is king.
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# ? Oct 5, 2018 14:38 |
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I would probably advise against having heroes in this day and age.
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# ? Oct 5, 2018 14:40 |
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Parachute posted:he rt's a lot of gnarly rear end hentai so i had to stop following him but he is pretty good at fightman game he does not retweet porn on main, he likes it, which twitter randomly decides is equivalent for followers. it is an important distinction. sonicfox is the greatest.
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# ? Oct 5, 2018 15:20 |
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for me the main barrier to DOA is not the boobs or the outfits, but the block button
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# ? Oct 5, 2018 15:57 |
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CharlestonJew posted:for me the main barrier to DOA is not the boobs or the outfits, but the block button block buttons are weird to my idiot brain
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# ? Oct 5, 2018 16:02 |
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I'm a weirdo that loves block buttons. I manage fine with holding back but my brain thinks of blocking as a dedicated action deserving a button.
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# ? Oct 5, 2018 16:13 |
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CharlestonJew posted:for me the main barrier to DOA is not the boobs or the outfits, but the block button Spanish Manlove posted:block buttons are weird to my idiot brain Fluegel posted:I'm a weirdo that loves block buttons. I manage fine with holding back but my brain thinks of blocking as a dedicated action deserving a button. There's always Buriki One for the worst of all worlds - You use the joystick to block, but you tap the joystick up to block, and down to block low attacks, and you also use the joystick to attack and do special moves.
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# ? Oct 5, 2018 16:19 |
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Considering how counters work in DOA, you need a block button.
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# ? Oct 5, 2018 16:21 |
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You can block by holding back in doa. The block button isn't even called block.
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# ? Oct 5, 2018 16:23 |