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Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Lid posted:

Is it though

A friend of mine who watches pro wrestling always and mma rarely is hosting a watch party. Easily 42069 billion ppv buys.

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Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


Karate Hottie is fighting today if you want to cheer on a really nice, ethical fighter.

mewse
May 2, 2006

Ratios and Tendency posted:

Karate Hottie is fighting today if you want to cheer on a really nice, ethical fighter.

It’s About Ethics In MMA Watching

Dogbrisket
Jun 10, 2009

Ratios and Tendency posted:

Karate Hottie is fighting today if you want to cheer on a really nice, ethical fighter.

she's gonna get dusted

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

I hope Khabib gets knocked out so hard his stupid loving hat catches fire at ringside.

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

I like the hat

Malaria
Oct 21, 2017



The hat rules

piratepilates
Mar 28, 2004

So I will learn to live with it. Because I can live with it. I can live with it.



up with hats!

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
as someone that owns that hat, it's a v warm hat

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
why are they showing the end of Old Yeller again?

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
Grey Maynard had to take that fight because the money they could have paid him went to funding a documentary about Donald Trump in Combat Sports but let's not talk about politics

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



:smuggo:

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.
BEST CARD EVER

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

old.flv posted:

BEST CARD EVER

p much yeah. a bunch of brutal finishes including da black beast's hail mary, two crazy rounds of tony v tony, and then that spectacle

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Hahahahhahahahahhhaha I want to find everyone who ever said khabib just crushes cans and rub it in their face as obnoxiously as possible

Tyree
Sep 11, 2003

STRETCH

STRETCH

STRETCH
If you don't think that the UFC brought this completely on themselves, I don't know what to tell you.

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg

empty whippet box posted:

Hahahahhahahahahhhaha I want to find everyone who ever said khabib just crushes cans and rub it in their face as obnoxiously as possible

Conor is a can, dude barely beat Nate Diaz lol

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
Wrong thread

Malaria
Oct 21, 2017



the best card in the history of the UFC.


Khabib loving rules.

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

empty whippet box posted:

Hahahahhahahahahhhaha I want to find everyone who ever said khabib just crushes cans and rub it in their face as obnoxiously as possible

Darrell Horcher is legit. His only losses are to Khabib, Phillipe "The Next Anderson Silva" Nover," and Hot Sauce, who looked great tonight

henkman
Oct 8, 2008

empty whippet box posted:

Hahahahhahahahahhhaha I want to find everyone who ever said khabib just crushes cans and rub it in their face as obnoxiously as possible

He crushed one tonight

Scapegoat
Sep 18, 2004
Did Khabib actually manage some actual assault once he jumped the cage? Really don't want him suspended for a year.

The Automator
Jan 16, 2009
I was in a house full of casuals and I got a lot of dirty looks when I was yelling HE MADE HIM QUIT HE loving QUIT

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

Scapegoat posted:

Did Khabib actually manage some actual assault once he jumped the cage? Really don't want him suspended for a year.

Really unsure. He sure went after Danis but whether he connected with anything hard to tell. Security pulled him back pretty fast

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.
this is going to incite gang violence lol

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



If Khabib doesnt get stripped we will see how highly WME values its emerging Russia market.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Lloyd Boner posted:

Conor is a can, dude barely beat Nate Diaz lol

threeagainstfour
Jun 27, 2005


Khabib dropped Conor with one of his wild rear end punches

Bluedeanie posted:

If Khabib doesnt get stripped we will see how highly WME values its emerging Russia market.

Strip him and immediately book Ferguson vs Khabib again for the vacant lightweight title.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

threeagainstfour posted:

Khabib dropped Conor with one of his wild rear end punches

they are really effective when your opponent is poo poo scared of getting taken down and drowned.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Khabib's lucky Artem Lobov wasn't there to drop him when he jumped the cage. Khabib vs Lobov for the belt.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Turned off my stream to gloat and I missed the brawl until after I got home. I think Danis was yelling at Khabib throughout the fight. He kept looking over with an irritated look on his face at least once per round.

The Automator
Jan 16, 2009
Oh poo poo is that who he was looking at? I made a few comments that he keeps looking at someone

Man Conor got mauled it was awesome and anyone talking about a rematch is out of their mind

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



The Automator posted:

Oh poo poo is that who he was looking at? I made a few comments that he keeps looking at someone

Man Conor got mauled it was awesome and anyone talking about a rematch is out of their mind

I'm not sure if it was or not, but he went right over and started yelling at him after the fight before jumping out of the cage.

TheReverend
Jun 21, 2005

Malaria posted:

the best card in the history of the UFC.


Khabib loving rules.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
what I think is that the fight speaks well for khabib because he just got done having four rounds of a fight and then just decides to find a fresh guy and keep fighting

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~

Mr. Nice! posted:

Turned off my stream to gloat and I missed the brawl until after I got home. I think Danis was yelling at Khabib throughout the fight. He kept looking over with an irritated look on his face at least once per round.

I thought Khabib was complaining about the glove-grabbing, but in hindsight I think that was right by Conor's corner so I guess Danis was just yelling some stupid poo poo that whole time.

ghouldaddy07
Jun 23, 2008
All glory to Kabib but this whole thing felt like the first Diaz fight.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Radical 90s Wizard posted:

I thought Khabib was complaining about the glove-grabbing, but in hindsight I think that was right by Conor's corner so I guess Danis was just yelling some stupid poo poo that whole time.

From the GDT Dana said Danis was talking poo poo.


And yeah, Conor was cheating constantly. He had his toes in the cage anytime he could.

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all
If you're not cheating you're not trying to win.

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Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
Dana acting remorseful is also v funny

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