Nintendo Switch: Today we're debating the best controllers to shove up your ass.

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Sam Faust: Feb 20, 2015

If they do put out a revision, I wonder if there might be an option for buying just the core console. No dock, no controllers, and no wires for a reduced price. I'd think more people than usual might upgrade if that was available, and it's kind of a unique opportunity.

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 08:58

Waffleman_: Jan 20, 2011; I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

If there's no controllers, how are you gonna use the dang thing? Also, I'd hope they'd at least include an AC adapter.

# ? Oct 7, 2018 22:07

Ignite Memories: Feb 27, 2005

I think they mean an option to just upgrade from your existing switch.

# ? Oct 7, 2018 22:09

avoid doorways: Jun 6, 2010; 'twas brillig; Gun Saliva

asecondduck posted:

Maybe if everyone copy & pastes this we'll all get ambassador certificates like we did with the 3DS!

No GBA games or anything, just the certificate.

I never played any of the games anyway :colbert:

# ? Oct 7, 2018 22:12

Sam Faust: Feb 20, 2015

Ignite Memories posted:

I think they mean an option to just upgrade from your existing switch.

Yeah, that's what I meant.

# ? Oct 7, 2018 22:14

Feenix: Mar 14, 2003; Sorry, guy.

a.lo posted:

Hey Nintendo guess what? I hear you are planning a new Switch already not even two years after the first.

That bothers me greatly. I am a big Nintendo fan and I have bought all of your products first day. Whenever amiibos were announced I was the first one on them. I went to Walmart early in the morning to get one of the first Wii U in America (I have a certificate of authenticity). I preordered the Switch when ot first announced and still to this day a proud Switch owner.

Now 2 years later and with a child on the way you announce a new Switch? I don't know what the price is but I can assure you with a child on the way money is going to be tight.

Is this what is to be expected now? Should I wait an additional two years for another Switch? Nintendo for the first time I am dissapointed.

I think you misdirected this email. This is not Nintendo.

# ? Oct 7, 2018 22:18

SeANMcBAY: Jun 28, 2006; Look on the bright side.

I think the revision will be a cheaper more budget friendly Switch since the timing makes sense with the 3DS finally being dead. I�d hope I�m wrong and it�s a Switch Pro. A modest performance upgrade combined with 1080p screen and better battery life would be be enough for me to sell my Switch for a new one.

# ? Oct 7, 2018 22:18

Heath: Apr 30, 2008; 🍂🎃🏞️💦

Isn't it a little early to speculate on anything, since we know exactly (paper rifling) nothing about what a switch revision would be like?

# ? Oct 7, 2018 22:23

Dr. Cool Aids: Jul 6, 2009

Does anyone else have issues with Switch Wi-Fi? Sometimes the signal is weak as hell and I've got one red bar no matter who I play agaibst, sometimes it's great. I haven't found any rhyme or reason to which I get

# ? Oct 7, 2018 22:25

SeANMcBAY: Jun 28, 2006; Look on the bright side.

Sudden Javelin posted:

Does anyone else have issues with Switch Wi-Fi? Sometimes the signal is weak as hell and I've got one red bar no matter who I play agaibst, sometimes it's great. I haven't found any rhyme or reason to which I get

The Switch WiFi is pretty drat weak when it comes to signal range. Try moving your router around or consider an extender if it�s a big issue.

# ? Oct 7, 2018 22:28

Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

# ? Oct 7, 2018 22:30

asecondduck: Feb 18, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

Guy Goodbody posted:

Notendogs & Cats

# ? Oct 7, 2018 22:36

SeANMcBAY: Jun 28, 2006; Look on the bright side.

I Love My Little Cat.

# ? Oct 7, 2018 22:36

GreenNight: Feb 19, 2006; Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

Say hello to my Little Friends.

# ? Oct 7, 2018 22:37

Your Computer: Oct 3, 2008; Grimey Drawer

Guy Goodbody posted:

help, my dog has jpg artifacts

# ? Oct 7, 2018 22:38

Looper: Mar 1, 2012

Heath posted:

Isn't it a little early to speculate on anything, since we know exactly (paper rifling) nothing about what a switch revision would be like?

at the very least it probably won't be crackable with a paper clip

# ? Oct 7, 2018 22:46

Dizz: Feb 14, 2010; L L

Waffleman_ posted:

If there's no controllers, how are you gonna use the dang thing?

with my hands

# ? Oct 7, 2018 22:59

Mokinokaro: Sep 11, 2001; At the end of everything, hold onto anything; Fun Shoe

Looper posted:

at the very least it probably won't be crackable with a paper clip

This is probably the main reason for it.

# ? Oct 7, 2018 23:05

SeANMcBAY: Jun 28, 2006; Look on the bright side.

Hasn�t Nintendo already started quietly releasing Switches that aren�t susceptible to that hack?

# ? Oct 7, 2018 23:08

repiv: Aug 13, 2009

SeANMcBAY posted:

Hasn�t Nintendo already started quietly releasing Switches that aren�t susceptible to that hack?

Yeah non-paperclippable Switches have been in the wild since like July.

# ? Oct 7, 2018 23:10

Handsome Wife: Feb 17, 2001

Waffleman_ posted:

If there's no controllers, how are you gonna use the dang thing?

# ? Oct 7, 2018 23:21

Spellman: May 31, 2011

I *can't believe GameExplain made a 30 minute hopes and expectations video out of that Switch rumor that algorithmically popped up on my Google news feed

# ? Oct 7, 2018 23:22

SeANMcBAY: Jun 28, 2006; Look on the bright side.

Spellman posted:

I *can't believe GameExplain made a 30 minute hopes and expectations video out of that Switch rumor that algorithmically popped up on my Google news feed

It�s from some reputable sources. It�s very likely going to happen.

# ? Oct 7, 2018 23:27

Tiny Timbs: Sep 6, 2008

Spellman posted:

I *can't believe GameExplain made a 30 minute hopes and expectations video out of that Switch rumor that algorithmically popped up on my Google news feed

They really Explained the Game

# ? Oct 7, 2018 23:31

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

SeANMcBAY posted:

It�s from some reputable sources. It�s very likely going to happen.

Yeah it�s not really a rumor it�s gonna happen.

We just don�t know what it exactly it�s gonna be

# ? Oct 7, 2018 23:39

Evil Fluffy: Jul 13, 2009; Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Everyone has their tastes.

I like RTSes, but I'm absolutely awful at them.

...I wonder if there's thread material there: Games you like, but suck at.

Yes, there are multiple Dwarf Fortress threads.

# ? Oct 8, 2018 00:22

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

# ? Oct 8, 2018 00:31

asecondduck: Feb 18, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

Junkie Disease posted:

Pssht, it's not like I have HBO Now on my Switch to watch Real Sex on so there's no reason for me to hide what I'm doing on my Switch.

# ? Oct 8, 2018 00:40

Two Beans: Nov 27, 2003; dabbin' on em; Pillbug

asecondduck posted:

Pssht, it's not like I have HBO Now on my Switch to watch Real Sex on so there's no reason for me to hide what I'm doing on my Switch.

It's to block light so you can see your screen without glare.

# ? Oct 8, 2018 00:46

asecondduck: Feb 18, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

I was kidding but there are totally people who will buy that so they can play Senran Kagura or whatever softcore game on the bullet train.

In fact I would go so far as to say that's actually the point of the accessory, but it's sold as a "glare blocker" *wink* for the same reason that vibrators are sold as "personal massagers"

# ? Oct 8, 2018 00:50