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I’ve decided to rename my property SpiderWoods. I’ve never seen so many huge garden spiders and wolf spiders until this year. The dang garden spiders are booby trapping the path to the front door.
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Stoatbringer posted:Even the big ones, like bats? I got you fam  (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Oct 8, 2018 00:51
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Hirayuki posted:We used to get swarming ladybugs, but we've been downgraded to boxelder bugs instead: Oh gross I instantly remembered the smell these things create when squished. Not as bad as stinkbugs/shield bugs though  Rotten cilantro stank
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Oct 8, 2018 03:40
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LingcodKilla posted:I’ve decided to rename my property SpiderWoods. I’ve never seen so many huge garden spiders and wolf spiders until this year. The dang garden spiders are booby trapping the path to the front door. I really love all the garden spiders with the pretty, complex webs that are the size of pillowcases.
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Oct 8, 2018 04:43
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You can send these insects out to people
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Oct 8, 2018 05:59
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Lordshmee posted:(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) 
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Oct 8, 2018 06:03
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I want to learn more....
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Oct 8, 2018 06:03
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AlbieQuirky posted:Those aren't ladybugs, those are Asian lady beetles, which are assholes. Those are not. Those are Hippodamia convergens. They are native to North America. The Asian lady beetle is also a ladybug as well.
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Oct 8, 2018 06:11
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Violet_Sky posted:You can send these insects out to people So you'd have to find people that don't shave their pubes off. I feel like those people are few and far apart, cuz convenience.
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Oct 8, 2018 06:12
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You and I have led very different lives.
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Oct 8, 2018 06:15
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I have updated the OP in accordance with the rule, which is to speak the truth, which is the fact that bats are bugs. No further discussion.
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Oct 8, 2018 06:28
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Scathach posted:So you'd have to find people that don't shave their pubes off. I feel like those people are few and far apart, cuz convenience. Haha is your experience of naked people really that more shave than don't? Because one of us has a very non representative sex life if so.
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Oct 8, 2018 06:46
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Purple people kicker got arrested. It also wasn't the first time he was filmed assaulting someone. https://www.lifenews.com/2018/10/06/police-arrest-jordan-hunt-abortion-activist-who-assaulted-pro-life-woman/
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Oct 8, 2018 07:07
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bike tory posted:Haha is your experience of naked people really that more shave than don't? Because one of us has a very non representative sex life if so.
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Oct 8, 2018 07:36
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Crabs can live on any body hair, including your eyebrows, and are most closely related to gorilla lice
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Oct 8, 2018 08:11
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Was going to say, thanks for filling us all in on the public hair of your partners but pubic lice can be present without much hair and shaving your crotch bald is neither a way to prevent nor cure them
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Oct 8, 2018 08:13
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The Door Frame posted:Crabs can live on any body hair, including your eyebrows, and are most closely related to gorilla lice loving carthagians
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Oct 8, 2018 08:46
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Oct 8, 2018 10:42
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Someone has just read The Righteous Mind and is trying to wind people up. Or possibly any number of other things that have talked about why it's wrong to have sex with a dead chicken over the years.
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Oct 8, 2018 10:47
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"I'll try to get about 2-3 fucks per chicken," says the penny-conscious poultry fucker.
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Oct 8, 2018 13:57
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Where the hell can he buy a whole chicken for $3.50? Goddamn. I gotta go to work and put rotisserie chickens on skewers and now I'm going to be thinking of this every time I open up the chicken butt to drop a little salt in. You know, where it's full of bones and organ remnants, totally a good thing to gently caress.
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Oct 8, 2018 14:09
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This is the beginning of the path that leads to pig's heads and the office of prime minister.
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Oct 8, 2018 14:22
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4% Battery life? Good lord.
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Oct 8, 2018 17:16
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LingcodKilla posted:4% Battery life? Good lord. I've never understood how people let their batteries get that low. Like I listen to podcasts from 6:30am until about 5:00pm every day, and then intermittently shitpost, and do internet things until 9 or 10 pm, and by the time I go to bed I'm down to about 40%.
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Oct 8, 2018 17:23
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Iron Crowned posted:I've never understood how people let their batteries get that low. Like I listen to podcasts from 6:30am until about 5:00pm every day, and then intermittently shitpost, and do internet things until 9 or 10 pm, and by the time I go to bed I'm down to about 40%. Phones older than about 2 years is the only legit answer. Or people leave Bluetooth and wifi and poo poo on all day without connecting to anything
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Oct 8, 2018 17:31
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The Door Frame posted:Crabs can live on any body hair, including your eyebrows, and are most closely related to gorilla lice Well poo poo. That's terrible.
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Oct 8, 2018 17:56
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Shave your buttholes and eyebrows kids. The only way to be safe.
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Oct 8, 2018 17:59
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LingcodKilla posted:Shave your kid's buttholes and eyebrows. The only way to be safe.
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Oct 8, 2018 18:00
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LingcodKilla posted:Shave your buttholes and eyebrows kids. The only way to be safe. I will when I'm ready to attempt to meet women to have sex with again, until then I"m going full 70's
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Oct 8, 2018 18:05
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LingcodKilla posted:Shave your buttholes
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Oct 8, 2018 20:04
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Iron Crowned posted:I've never understood how people let their batteries get that low. Like I listen to podcasts from 6:30am until about 5:00pm every day, and then intermittently shitpost, and do internet things until 9 or 10 pm, and by the time I go to bed I'm down to about 40%. You know what Lithium batteries love? Deep cycling. There's no better way to improve the quality of your battery is to let it almost die every night and then immediately charge it to 100%
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Oct 8, 2018 20:12
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They don't really care, hth
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Oct 9, 2018 00:07
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Iron Crowned posted:I've never understood how people let their batteries get that low. Like I listen to podcasts from 6:30am until about 5:00pm every day, and then intermittently shitpost, and do internet things until 9 or 10 pm, and by the time I go to bed I'm down to about 40%. So you use your phone minimally all day and then moderately for 4-5 hrs in the evening and you're wondering how other people might use more battery than you?
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Oct 9, 2018 00:25
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  Depressed people need to man the gently caress up.
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Oct 9, 2018 03:36
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The Door Frame posted:You know what Lithium batteries love? Deep cycling. There's no better way to improve the quality of your battery is to let it almost die every night and then immediately charge it to 100% Batteries can't love, they're batteries.
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Oct 9, 2018 03:53
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Violet_Sky posted:
I first tried to kill myself at the age of 13 because I hated being a man. Checkmate.
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Oct 9, 2018 04:01
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:Batteries can't love, they're batteries. I dunno... I've had a couple of d-cells bring me to orgasm.
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Oct 9, 2018 04:02
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I'm about to go to bed and gently caress you for this. I'm torn on this one. On one hand, she definitely shouldn't have a kid in her custody. On the other hand, she's awful oval office of a human being and I want to punish her by saddling her with incredible amounts of responsibility. I guess just not kid-types of responsibility. Mr. Snickerdoodles has a new favorite as of 04:09 on Oct 9, 2018 |
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Oct 9, 2018 04:04
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Lol if you think that that's anything but a stupid excuse to cover up her kid being taken from her against her will
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Oct 9, 2018 04:16
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T-man posted:I first tried to kill myself at the age of 13 because I hated being a man. Checkmate. It still ended with one less man in the world, right? Grats!
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