In a model x, if you raise the wing doors while it’s raining and then open the trunk it directs all the runoff into the trunk. it’s amazing.
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akadajet posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP5EdBA-SmM quote:That's the audio beats mode that makes the screen move to the music.
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# ? Oct 9, 2018 15:06 |
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lancemantis posted:ICOs always sound like something that's just straight up violating securities laws to me Nearly all of them are
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# ? Oct 9, 2018 15:25 |
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TK-42-1 posted:In a model x, if you raise the wing doors while it’s raining and then open the trunk it directs all the runoff into the trunk. it’s amazing. and if you keep the trunk closed, the rear bumper falls off
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# ? Oct 9, 2018 15:39 |
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tesla: the f-35 of cars
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# ? Oct 9, 2018 15:52 |
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TOPS-420 posted:this thread is now cabrón-neutral lomarf mr Scoop posted:tesla: the f-35 of cars Tesla model V w/ VTOL
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# ? Oct 9, 2018 15:59 |
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:and if you keep the trunk closed, the rear bumper falls off when god closes a trunk he removes a bumper #blessed
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# ? Oct 9, 2018 16:07 |
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President Beep posted:when god closes a trunk he removes a bumper #blessed
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# ? Oct 9, 2018 16:12 |
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President Beep posted:when god closes a trunk he removes a bumper #blessed
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# ? Oct 9, 2018 16:26 |
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:"our employee is so unmanageable and self-centred that our only possible options are to either fire him or surrender completely as he drags our shareholders and investors on Elons Wild Ride" grimey's all right musky's all right he just seems a little stressed surrender, surrender but don't give your stock away
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# ? Oct 9, 2018 17:15 |
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TheCoach posted:LADA levels of quality right there. Stop slandering Lada!
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# ? Oct 9, 2018 17:57 |
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Chris Knight posted:grimey's all right
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# ? Oct 9, 2018 18:15 |
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# ? Oct 9, 2018 18:46 |
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i still think deloreans are gonna be on the road longer than teslas
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# ? Oct 9, 2018 18:56 |
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President Beep posted:when god closes a trunk he removes a bumper #blessed
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# ? Oct 9, 2018 19:02 |
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prisoner of waffles posted:"loquacious and mendacious" is a pretty good musk descriptor How has no one said TaaS run
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# ? Oct 9, 2018 19:21 |
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loving lmao
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# ? Oct 9, 2018 19:22 |
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"PUT IT INTO SPACE!"
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# ? Oct 9, 2018 19:22 |
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# ? Oct 9, 2018 19:41 |
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:i still think deloreans are gonna be on the road longer than teslas well yeah you can run a delorean indefinitely if you're willing to spend the cash to replace parts as they fail. unless you're going to run a server to keep your tesla working, you're pretty hosed when they go out of business it is, admittedly, a positive of using off the shelf batteries that you can actually replace them as the bandoliers die.
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# ? Oct 9, 2018 20:28 |
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add the state of nevada to the list of entities suing tesla. they didn't pay their taxes. https://www.msn.com/en-us/finance/companies/tesla-sued-by-nevada-over-unpaid-taxes-for-workers-in-the-state/ar-BBOagK9
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# ? Oct 9, 2018 20:41 |
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Endless Mike posted:add the state of nevada to the list of entities suing tesla. they didn't pay their taxes. they paid their taxes they just sent them to a differant state. Just like they made people's model 3 and then sent/sold it to someone else. Its really just short sellers just trying to mess with tesla.
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# ? Oct 9, 2018 20:44 |
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there defo will be a handful of die hard hold outs keeping their teslas working and maintaining their own servers and lamenting that "they don"t make em like that anymore" for years and years after the company disappears i can see it become the amiga of cars
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# ? Oct 9, 2018 20:44 |
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Endless Mike posted:add the state of nevada to the list of entities suing tesla. they didn't pay their taxes. They reassigned their IRS#.
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# ? Oct 9, 2018 20:44 |
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Endless Mike posted:add the state of nevada to the list of entities suing tesla. they didn't pay their taxes. they're stiffing unemployment
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Zlodo posted:there defo will be a handful of die hard hold outs keeping their teslas working and maintaining their own servers and lamenting that "they don"t make em like that anymore" for years and years after the company disappears driving around with 3G microcells and a server emulator in the trunk after the system gets EOLed by every carrier.
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# ? Oct 9, 2018 21:07 |
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Endless Mike posted:well yeah you can run a delorean indefinitely if you're willing to spend the cash to replace parts as they fail. unless you're going to run a server to keep your tesla working, you're pretty hosed when they go out of business until some custom pcbs get hosed from water dripping on them. alternatively, "buying from a company very likely to exist five years from now" is an even better way to ensure continued support
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# ? Oct 9, 2018 23:01 |
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tesla model 21.02 LTS released with 3 year support guarantee
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# ? Oct 9, 2018 23:01 |
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i dont get why yall are saying the servers are going to be the problem for driving the teslas if the company shuts down the stupid things do work without an active network connection, so long as you're not trying to use their bullshit like "don't carry your backup physical key ever, just use your phone app"
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# ? Oct 9, 2018 23:16 |
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won’t turbo charging or w/e be disabled tho?
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# ? Oct 9, 2018 23:16 |
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Endless Mike posted:well yeah you can run a delorean indefinitely if you're willing to spend the cash to replace parts as they fail. unless you're going to run a server to keep your tesla working, you're pretty hosed when they go out of business weren’t those pretty well insulated and integrated though? like I don’t think you can just unfasten a couple of screws to pop out a bad 16850 and swap in a good one..? not that people won’t try .... .... with a hell car that becomes an insatiable inferno if it touches a highway barricade
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# ? Oct 9, 2018 23:54 |
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Buy old cars*, they are better for your wallet and the environment and you can post in AI about fixing them instead of GBS about taking a second mortgage to pay for parts and service. *generic MPI gasoline engine with a 3 way catalyst
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 00:21 |
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yeah there's definitely going to be equivalents of "vaper's pocket on fire", but it'll be the garage+house in the near future, when people try to fix their tesla and the co. no longer exists.
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 00:22 |
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Combat Theory posted:Buy old cars*, they are better for your wallet and the environment and you can post in AI about fixing them instead of GBS about taking a second mortgage to pay for parts and service. what if i dont know how to fix a car and i dont have the tools or a garage to put them in
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 00:23 |
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DELETE CASCADE posted:what if i dont know how to fix a car and i dont have the tools or a garage to put them in 1. Buy a Haynes repair manual for the car 2. You should always have basic tools 3. A garage/storage will run you cheaper than the increased degradation of a vehicle that sits outside and is rarely maintained. Also all of the above is a fraction of the money you will lose on devaluation in your life if you lease/buy new vehicles.
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 00:26 |
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buy a bike, you need a size 14 and size 8 wrench to fix literally anything on it and it fits in your closet.
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 00:26 |
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Combat Theory posted:1. Buy a Haynes repair manual for the car 1 i could do, 2 i mean yeah i have a toolbox but not a full ratchet set or w/e, 3 no it will not because i live in the san francisco bay area. i mean i do have a carport and i maintain my (2017, purchased new) vehicle by taking it in for warranty service when the owner's manual says to do so Truga posted:buy a bike, you need a size 14 and size 8 wrench to fix literally anything on it and it fits in your closet. again, san francisco bay area. i want to live.
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 00:28 |
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Truga posted:buy a bike, you need a size 14 and size 8 wrench to fix literally anything on it and it fits in your closet. Thanks for the addition. Although a bike would be a plus no matter if you drive a 1995 Nissan or a tesla.
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 00:28 |
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it's really common for rental properties in america to put it into the lease that you can't work on your car on their property just fyi
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lol... i went to nasdaq dot com in my browser and the "enter the tickers you want to see" box was prefilled with TSLA e: update, nasdaq dot com is friggin terrible
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